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<DrunkCow> i gotta take pics of the new ones
<BadtzMaru> japan has lots of suicides every year =/
<DrunkCow> **** is pwn
<Joe-7> alright IM out
<DrunkCow> noes
<npx> Joe-7, wait
<amonfils> my favorite are train suicides
<DrunkCow> llama
<Joe-7> sup
<amonfils> where the families have to pay restitution for ****ING UP THE RUSH HOUR COMMUTE
<npx> joe, outrunning someone while doing an insane 300 foot burnout
<amonfils> and CLEAN UP
<npx> that is what life is all about.
<DrunkCow> hahahahaha
<Joe-7> npx hehe
<DrunkCow> npx, yeah
<Joe-7> i did that to a van... yesterday
<DrunkCow> i should put nitrous in
<DrunkCow> but not tell joe
<npx> hehehe
<DrunkCow> just to **** with himn
<Joe-7> drunk, bye bye engine for you
<Joe-7> dry shot it
<DrunkCow> that or oil the tires
<Joe-7> :)
<DrunkCow> so they smoke like woah
<npx> DrunkCow, even if you do nothing else to the motor, get rid of the points man
<DrunkCow> joe, my clyinder walls are like a 1/2" thick
<Joe-7> either way if it is wet... I will just sit at the line moving very slowly
<Runny> Willing to pay paypal for 9 BASIC 2d Autocad drawings, anyone autocadders interested? VERY BASIC 2d
<DrunkCow> i could run 14:1 and still work :P
<Joe-7> I can roast my **** with out even trying, specially when it is even a little wet
<Joe-7> right
<DrunkCow> ***uming the plugs didn't blow out
<DrunkCow> ahahahaha
<peerce> Runny; I told you, freelance drafting is $60-120/hour, and I doubt there are any draftspeople here.
<npx> my car won't do much of a burnout unless i brakestand the **** out of it
<DrunkCow> Runny, i'll do it
<Joe-7> npx, either way for me
<Strauss> anyone familar with apache?
<DrunkCow> for $175/hour
<DrunkCow> 5 hour minimum
<Joe-7> I breakstand it though if Im racing... and then it is even worse
<DrunkCow> p ay in advance
<Joe-7> it is just stupid
<Joe-7> I feel stupid when it happens
<DrunkCow> brekstand?
<Joe-7> because then the car is slow as balls
<DrunkCow> my highbeam switch is on the floo
<DrunkCow> r
<DrunkCow> that's so hot
<Joe-7> NOS
<Joe-7> NOS switch
<DrunkCow> dude yeah
<Joe-7> npx... I was racing a crown vic the other day
<DrunkCow> i should put it down there also
<Joe-7> he did better than I thought
<Joe-7> hehe
<DrunkCow> lol a crown vic
<amonfils> y0
<DrunkCow> that car is like 6 tons
<Joe-7> we got a decent running start on me
<amonfils> easy back on the vic
<amonfils> a lot of vic's might be old PP cars
<amonfils> police pursuit.
<Joe-7> but at about 100 I pulled on him
<DrunkCow> yea
<Joe-7> amonfils, yeah
<amonfils> more stoked than you might imagine.
<npx> the 80s crown vics are pretty harsh, 351W
<DrunkCow> joe you'd beat me >60mph
<DrunkCow> but
<npx> the new style ones are slugs, but they drive really well
<Joe-7> drunk hehe
<amonfils> i had a 77 tbird
<DrunkCow> i'd rape you off the line
<Strauss> I dont understand the format in the .conf file to disallow access to a subdir in htdocs to all but a specific IP
<amonfils> 351 cleveland.
<Joe-7> npx, definatly old
<Joe-7> some punk kids in it
<amonfils> so sad it wasn't a windsor
<DrunkCow> i'd only lose cause i have 3 gears
<BadtzMaru> htacces takes some work
<Joe-7> drunk, I only have 4
<Joe-7> heh
<npx> clevelands are good motors
<DrunkCow> yeah
<npx> the 4V heads are legendary
<DrunkCow> but my third gear is long as ****
<Joe-7> drunk heh
<Joe-7> well it has to be
<DrunkCow> no ****
<Joe-7> other wise you hit 80 and stop.
<Joe-7> heh
<DrunkCow> i need to put a goddamn tach in
<Strauss> no apache users I take it then?
<DrunkCow> oh, apparently, my car has the engine block heater option
<Joe-7> I still think you wont rape me off the line like you think
<DrunkCow> and a random blue wire
<npx> Joe-7, what kinda car you drive?
<amonfils> apache is hard. let's watch the olympics.
<DrunkCow> ONE wire, in a two wire socket, near the front
<DrunkCow> that goes nowhere
<peerce> Strauss; I wasn't aware apache could filter on source IP... thats the sort of thing you'd normally do in a firewall
<Joe-7> hahaha
<Joe-7> volvo
<Joe-7> I think we have been through this :)
<DrunkCow> peerce, yeah it's pretty easy actually
<npx> yeah we have joe, just refreshing my memory
<amonfils> peerce?
<amonfils> huh?
<Joe-7> hehe
<amonfils> apache can totally filter based on IP.
<npx> I think the stang would probably beat you to 60 feet or so
<amonfils> please tell me you are kidding.
<Strauss> peerce - I want to block access to one specific subdir off of htdocs
<amonfils> and you knew this.
<peerce> amonfils; ah, ok, I haven't used that.
<DrunkCow> npx, pffft
<amonfils> oh.
<amonfils> ok.
<DrunkCow> he has 5 cylinders of gayu
<Joe-7> npx... see the thing is I reach 200 ft lbs at 1800 rpms
<Joe-7> heh
<amonfils> yes, apache can filter by IP
<amonfils> .htacess represent.
<DrunkCow> deny from all
<npx> Joe-7, so does he =P
<amonfils> carry on.
<Joe-7> no :-\
<Joe-7> 200 but higher up
<DrunkCow> allow from 192.168.1.*
<Strauss> that I know I just dont understand the format of how to do it in the .conf file
<DrunkCow> pwnted
<Joe-7> drunk, what do you hit full torque at?
<amonfils> drunkcow dropping science. best pay attention.
<DrunkCow> read the goddamn conf file
<DrunkCow> it explains it
<DrunkCow> Joe-7, i dunno, <2k fo sure
<npx> i'm 100% sure he's making 200ft-lb around 2k
<Joe-7> I thought you said it was high
<Joe-7> hmm.. whatever
<DrunkCow> npx, more like 260
<Strauss> no it doesnt
<DrunkCow> 200hp tho
<Joe-7> I dont think you will rape me like you think
<DrunkCow> joe depends
<npx> yeah, 200 is a lowball figure, im ***uming the motor is worn
<DrunkCow> on how good my motor is after 106k miles
<DrunkCow> true npx


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