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<awk> IF NOT EXIST C:\fag.txt mkdir fag
<awk> I want if file c:\fag.txt exsists to just state its there
<awk> if it doesn't exsist I want it to create the directory fag
<Gimp-Work> how about
<Gimp-Work> stfu, fag.user
<MrMojo> Does it exsisisisit?
<braindeca> lol
<braindeca> :x
<Gimp-Work> do it using awk, sed, and perl
<Gimp-Work> you must use all three to get full credit!
<awk> gawd, you windows kids are so lame
<sartan> perl smells bad
<braindeca> cant use bat files and we are lame, awesome
<MrMojo> you crazy kids
<teebsgrrl> hehe
<fdiv_bug> I just wanted to know why he was trying to use DOS.
<fdiv_bug> And why he was asking about it in #Windows.
<fdiv_bug> Not #DOS.
<Gimp-Work> because he's an idiot
<teebsgrrl> fdiv_bug: pre-valentines day anxiety is getting to somepoeple
<MrMojo> He so horny
<Badtzmaru> EU confirms H5N1 bird flu in Slovenia, Bulgaria, Greece
<fdiv_bug> teebsgrrl: People are anxious over Valentine's Day/
<Gimp-Work> i might ask this one chick that works at a client site out today
<Gimp-Work> she's teh cute
<Badtzmaru> I need to dig and stock my hole now so I can wait for the pandemic
<fdiv_bug> s;/;?;
<fdiv_bug> That's kinda dumb.
<teebsgrrl> i was kidding
<fdiv_bug> k
<Gimp-Work> you don't kid
<Gimp-Work> as a general rue
<teebsgrrl> yes i do!
<Gimp-Work> rule
<teebsgrrl> i kid all the time!
<teebsgrrl> just not today ;)
<braindeca> dont make me do it, ill do it!
<teebsgrrl> do what?
<Gimp-Work> do what? stfu?
<sartan> some woman told me yesterday that half-breeds are beautiful
<braindeca> lol
<Gimp-Work> was she a hippy
<teebsgrrl> half breeds? what halves?
<sartan> no
<sartan> chinese and caucasian
<MrMojo> half dog/half cat
<sartan> cat woman
<Gimp-Work> did she actually say half-breed
<sartan> no =)
<teebsgrrl> sartan: they can be, or not
<braindeca> lol
<Gimp-Work> lame
<sartan> she said "mixed children"
<Jet-> people whose idea of fresh produce is a fruit rollup
<teebsgrrl> captain random
<Gimp-Work> yes?
<Gimp-Work> no wait i'm captain obvious
<Jet-> Captain Random and Major ***hole
<MrMojo> I'm Captain Awesome
<|SlimJim|> Captain Apathy
<peerce> hapahaole!
<|SlimJim|> who cares
<Gimp-Work> captain apathy wouldn't even enter into the conversation
<teebsgrrl> i was refering to jet
<braindeca> sure i would
<Jet-> I knew what teebsgrrl meant
<Jet-> the rest of you need to be bashed over the head with the clue 2x4
<sartan> THE LAST SAMURAI.
<braindeca> hero
<Badtzmaru> clue 2x4 doesnt roll quite the same as cluebat does it.
<braindeca> kung fu hustle
<Badtzmaru> but a nice visual
<MrMojo> Clue x 4
<MrMojo> Not Clue 2 x 4
<Gimp-Work> i knew what she meant
<sartan> clue 24d8+14
<Gimp-Work> i just chose to ignore it
<Badtzmaru> that works better
<MrMojo> Or Cluebringer
<Jet-> and why is it called a 2 x 4? its not 2 inches by 4 inches
<Gimp-Work> it used to be
<Jet-> OMG TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!
<Gimp-Work> back in the day
<teebsgrrl> 2 morons x 4 morons?
<MrMojo> Cluebringer at one place I worked was a 3 foot piece of PVC wrapped copper wire
<Jet-> Gimp-Work: I know
<MrMojo> 3 gauge
<Gimp-Work> lol
<braindeca> 3 inch thick, 2 foot long fibergl*** rods, rock
<Jet-> all 84mb of it
<Badtzmaru> man
<sartan> LAME-O topic
<sartan> yee haw.
<Badtzmaru> getting to the airport tomorrow by noon is gonna be killer
<Jet-> leave at 3am
<sartan> i found out our newest datacenter is the size of a walmart
<sartan> and 1/3 of it is taken by one customer
<sartan> in rack-dense servers
<Jet-> sartan: what size walmart?
<braindeca> fun
<Badtzmaru> sounds like equinix ash
<Jet-> cause they come in different sizes
<sartan> Jet-: uh.. i don't know how to measure square footage
<sartan> but a pretty fair sized one
<braindeca> i saw a walmart the other day that was smaller then a truck stop
<sartan> not the superwalmarts they hvae in the states
<braindeca> it scared me, walmarts having babies
<Jet-> I await the day when America is one coast to coast walmart
<sartan> braindeca: haha
<Jet-> they'll be open air areas for farming
<Badtzmaru> i'll be in canada =(
<Badtzmaru> or the UK I suppose
<sartan> where are you going to be Badtzmaru? you don't know yet?
<Jet-> people will just build their houses inside it
<MrMojo> You will farm in the Wal-Mart garden section
<Gimp-Work> lol
<braindeca> walmart + microsoft = world domination
<Badtzmaru> sartan: when its coast to coast walmart and the stupid people are breeding like flies, anywhere but here =)
<fdiv_bug> Walmartrosoft?
<sartan> =P
<Gimp-Work> ahahahaha
<braindeca> lol
<sartan> Micromart
<braindeca> Micromart
<teebsgrrl> hehe
<braindeca> lmao
<Gimp-Work> pwned
<Gimp-Work> walmartrosoft is 10 billion times better
<braindeca> yeah well i wont argue
<sartan> last time i watched this movie i was incredibly drunk and couldn't stop saying, "This movie is awesome!!"
<sartan> (The last samurai)
<fdiv_bug> sartan: Are you sure that's what you were watching/
<fdiv_bug> s;/;?;
<sartan> yesssum!
<sartan> s/\///g
<fdiv_bug> You were, after all, really drunk. It'd could've been the Home Shopping Network and you just *thought* it was Last Samurai.
<Gimp-Work> sartan, that's a long movie to be drunk through
<MrMojo> They were selling katanas
<fdiv_bug> MrMojo: And Scientology.
<MrMojo> DIANETICS
<MrMojo> *volcano erupts*
<sartan> MrMojo: one one of them snapped off and stabbed the host.
<MrMojo> I have that video
<Badtzmaru> that movie was funny
<Gimp-Work> lol
<Badtzmaru> in that it madethe samurai seem nice =)
<sartan> hehe
<braindeca> i've seen one of the guys from homeshoppingnetwork's knife collectors show get stabbed while he was showing off a blade
<braindeca> i laughed really hard
<sartan> haha yeah
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