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<0> IF NOT EXIST C:\fag.txt mkdir fag
<0> I want if file c:\fag.txt exsists to just state its there
<0> if it doesn't exsist I want it to create the directory fag
<1> how about
<1> stfu, fag.user
<2> Does it exsisisisit?
<3> lol
<3> :x
<1> do it using awk, sed, and perl
<1> you must use all three to get full credit!
<0> gawd, you windows kids are so lame
<4> perl smells bad
<3> cant use bat files and we are lame, awesome
<2> you crazy kids
<5> hehe
<6> I just wanted to know why he was trying to use DOS.



<6> And why he was asking about it in #Windows.
<6> Not #DOS.
<1> because he's an idiot
<5> fdiv_bug: pre-valentines day anxiety is getting to somepoeple
<2> He so horny
<7> EU confirms H5N1 bird flu in Slovenia, Bulgaria, Greece
<6> teebsgrrl: People are anxious over Valentine's Day/
<1> i might ask this one chick that works at a client site out today
<1> she's teh cute
<7> I need to dig and stock my hole now so I can wait for the pandemic
<6> s;/;?;
<6> That's kinda dumb.
<5> i was kidding
<6> k
<1> you don't kid
<1> as a general rue
<5> yes i do!
<1> rule
<5> i kid all the time!
<5> just not today ;)
<3> dont make me do it, ill do it!
<5> do what?
<1> do what? stfu?
<4> some woman told me yesterday that half-breeds are beautiful
<3> lol
<1> was she a hippy
<5> half breeds? what halves?
<4> no
<4> chinese and caucasian
<2> half dog/half cat
<4> cat woman
<1> did she actually say half-breed
<4> no =)
<5> sartan: they can be, or not
<3> lol
<1> lame
<4> she said "mixed children"
<8> people whose idea of fresh produce is a fruit rollup
<5> captain random
<1> yes?
<1> no wait i'm captain obvious
<8> Captain Random and Major ***hole
<2> I'm Captain Awesome
<9> Captain Apathy
<10> hapahaole!
<9> who cares
<1> captain apathy wouldn't even enter into the conversation
<5> i was refering to jet
<3> sure i would
<8> I knew what teebsgrrl meant
<8> the rest of you need to be bashed over the head with the clue 2x4
<4> THE LAST SAMURAI.
<3> hero
<7> clue 2x4 doesnt roll quite the same as cluebat does it.
<3> kung fu hustle
<7> but a nice visual
<2> Clue x 4
<2> Not Clue 2 x 4
<1> i knew what she meant
<4> clue 24d8+14
<1> i just chose to ignore it



<7> that works better
<2> Or Cluebringer
<8> and why is it called a 2 x 4? its not 2 inches by 4 inches
<1> it used to be
<8> OMG TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!
<1> back in the day
<5> 2 morons x 4 morons?
<2> Cluebringer at one place I worked was a 3 foot piece of PVC wrapped copper wire
<8> Gimp-Work: I know
<2> 3 gauge
<1> lol
<3> 3 inch thick, 2 foot long fibergl*** rods, rock
<8> all 84mb of it
<7> man
<4> LAME-O topic
<4> yee haw.
<7> getting to the airport tomorrow by noon is gonna be killer
<8> leave at 3am
<4> i found out our newest datacenter is the size of a walmart
<4> and 1/3 of it is taken by one customer
<4> in rack-dense servers
<8> sartan: what size walmart?
<3> fun
<7> sounds like equinix ash
<8> cause they come in different sizes
<4> Jet-: uh.. i don't know how to measure square footage
<4> but a pretty fair sized one
<3> i saw a walmart the other day that was smaller then a truck stop
<4> not the superwalmarts they hvae in the states
<3> it scared me, walmarts having babies
<8> I await the day when America is one coast to coast walmart
<4> braindeca: haha
<8> they'll be open air areas for farming
<7> i'll be in canada =(
<7> or the UK I suppose
<4> where are you going to be Badtzmaru? you don't know yet?
<8> people will just build their houses inside it
<2> You will farm in the Wal-Mart garden section
<1> lol
<3> walmart + microsoft = world domination
<7> sartan: when its coast to coast walmart and the stupid people are breeding like flies, anywhere but here =)
<6> Walmartrosoft?
<4> =P
<1> ahahahaha
<3> lol
<4> Micromart
<3> Micromart
<5> hehe
<3> lmao
<1> pwned
<1> walmartrosoft is 10 billion times better
<3> yeah well i wont argue
<4> last time i watched this movie i was incredibly drunk and couldn't stop saying, "This movie is awesome!!"
<4> (The last samurai)
<6> sartan: Are you sure that's what you were watching/
<6> s;/;?;
<4> yesssum!
<4> s/\///g
<6> You were, after all, really drunk. It'd could've been the Home Shopping Network and you just *thought* it was Last Samurai.
<1> sartan, that's a long movie to be drunk through
<2> They were selling katanas
<6> MrMojo: And Scientology.
<2> DIANETICS
<2> *volcano erupts*
<4> MrMojo: one one of them snapped off and stabbed the host.
<2> I have that video
<7> that movie was funny
<1> lol
<7> in that it madethe samurai seem nice =)
<4> hehe
<3> i've seen one of the guys from homeshoppingnetwork's knife collectors show get stabbed while he was showing off a blade
<3> i laughed really hard
<4> haha yeah


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