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<teebsgrrl> :(
<Gimp-Work> so i haven't had any sleep in like
<teebsgrrl> poor gimpy
<Gimp-Work> 30 odd hours?
<Gimp-Work> i dunno, a lot
<peerce> I'll drop $20 or so on a very tiny box of very good very dark chocolates, get her a dozen $$$$ roses, and a mushy card, and she'll be a happy camper. until I fall asleep before I remember to do the dinner dishes. again.
<Gimp-Work> lol
<Gimp-Work> i thought you had dishbots peerce
<Gimp-Work> you know, children :P
<teebsgrrl> i am allergic to roses
<peerce> hhahaahahahahaahahahah. the girl is 11, she's too young to be much use there, and the boy, 15, couldn't wash a dish unless it was in WoW and he need it to beat a instance boss.
<teebsgrrl> hehehe
<teebsgrrl> does your woman get you anything peerece?
<peerce> sometimes.
<Gimp-Work> lol
<peerce> she'll get me a card at least, sometimes something silly on the side.
<teebsgrrl> i got nick a hotpot and a pair of boxers with hearts on them
<Gimp-Work> i'm wearing guiness boxers today
<teebsgrrl> a meal in a gl***
<Gimp-Work> yes, the pun is intentional
<teebsgrrl> no, it wasn't
<Gimp-Work> it was you just didn't know about it when you said that :P
<teebsgrrl> hehe
<peerce> I feel like another coffee. trouble is, the cafe in my building doesn't know how to make a proper espresso, and their drip is weak starbucks ;(
<teebsgrrl> **** it up and deal wuss boy!
<peerce> and I really don't feel like leaving work and driving back to my favorite little coffee shop cross town for another REAL espresso
<peerce> especially cuz I got a meeting in 10 mins ;D
<XTR> ****. I'M STILL AT WERK.
<teebsgrrl> hehe
<peerce> oooh, and I got tickets to see Mark O'Connor's Hot Swing Band on wednesday. thats a day-after-V-day present for the wife
<teebsgrrl> cool
<peerce> www.markoconnor.com
<peerce> probably the greatest fiddle player alive.
<peerce> his 'hot swing' group is a tribute to Stephane Grappelli
<peerce> in fact, his backup musicians ARE grapelli's trio :)
<teebsgrrl> cool
<teebsgrrl> you 11yr old can't do dishes? that silly
<peerce> ah, no, only the b*** player from Grapelli is still touring with him, my bad. two new guitar players (both of whom I've heard/seen in other contexts, they are awesome) and a lady vocalist
<peerce> last time I saw O'Connor, was the Hot Swing Trio which was purely a grapelli tribute, and the other two members WERE grapelli's band of the last 30 years (grapelli died a few years back)
<peerce> I think the first time I saw O'Connor was about 25 years ago, he was a young kid playing with David Grisman's Quartet
<skoalwork> And you were like 60.
<skoalwork> *snicka*
<peerce> nah, about 26-27 :D
<teebsgrrl> peerce is old!
<skoalwork> He's "distinguished".
<skoalwork> teebsgrrl: What did you get snickers for balentime's day?
<peerce> yeah, my grey hair is receding ;-/
<teebsgrrl> a hotpot and boxers
<skoalwork> Pssh.
<fdiv_bug> teebsgrrl: I thought you were his hotpot.
<teebsgrrl> hehehehe
<peerce> ooops. conference call.
<skoalwork> You shoulda done something wicked cool like get your bush waxed.
<skoalwork> And surprise him with it.
<fdiv_bug> skoalwork: Totally.
<teebsgrrl> uhhh no
<fdiv_bug> Though shaving works well enough.
<teebsgrrl> not good time of the month for that
<skoalwork> My fiance did that once. shaved off her landing strip and surprised me.
<fdiv_bug> teebsgrrl: Oh dear.
<skoalwork> Oh dear.
<teebsgrrl> yup
<skoalwork> Write him up a coupon in crayon for 1 free bush waxin' then.
<teebsgrrl> no
<Gimp-Work> write it in body paint
<teebsgrrl> i have shaved completely before but it is too uncomfortable
<Gimp-Work> on your boobies
<skoalwork> Hmm.
<skoalwork> Okay that's fair.
<teebsgrrl> the regrow hurts! sensitive skin being poked by pubic hair!
<Gimp-Work> it doesn't hurt
<Gimp-Work> as much as it itches
<teebsgrrl> i find hurt more than itch
<teebsgrrl> but yes, itch too
<skoalwork> I don't even feel anything like that anymore.
<skoalwork> When I shave my coin purse.
<fdiv_bug> Neither do I.
<Gimp-Work> nah
<fats> hey, If i've edited a word doc that someone has sent via email, I went to file -> save, where would the doc be located
<Gimp-Work> if you like shaved it all
<Gimp-Work> then you would
<teebsgrrl> lips are differnt i guess
<skoalwork> fdiv_bug: You ever see that shirt on Tshirthell that says "I shaved my balls for this?"
<Gimp-Work> teh sac is different
<fdiv_bug> skoalwork: :-D
<fdiv_bug> Gimp-Work: I shave most of it, including the outlying surrounding areas, and it's not so bad.
<fdiv_bug> You get used to it.
<Gimp-Work> if you maintain it no
<teebsgrrl> also depends on the texture of your hair
<skoalwork> Hair on people's junk is universally unruly though.
<skoalwork> So it's not easy for anyone at first.
<teebsgrrl> anyway, my bush is staying
<skoalwork> I'd guess if you did it regularly you'd get used to it teebsgrrl. Not that I'm suggesting you should at all.
<Gimp-Work> i just trim the surrounding areas
<teebsgrrl> i trim everything
<skoalwork> I say you keep the bush.
<skoalwork> Oh. blah. That ****s.
<fats> anyone?
<skoalwork> You're on the fence!
<skoalwork> You should either go tropical and corporate, or jungle and homeless.
<teebsgrrl> keep it short and rulely
<teebsgrrl> heheehehe
<skoalwork> Well I didn't mean to star this whole inappropriate thing about your nether-region. What is he getting you?
<Gimp-Work> lol jungle
<teebsgrrl> don;t want nick to work too hard to part the jungle
<Gimp-Work> i'm just lazy skoal
<Gimp-Work> hahaha
<skoalwork> hahAHAHHA.
<Gimp-Work> bash.org!
<teebsgrrl> skoal: no idea
<Gimp-Work> hrm
<Gimp-Work> it's bad when you can't disable your OWN copy protection properly
<teebsgrrl> skoal: you got a woman? i don;t remember
<skoalwork> Yeah.
<fdiv_bug> He's engaged to a mermaid.
<skoalwork> I'm engaged
<teebsgrrl> what did you get her?
<Gimp-Work> i read that as "skoal: you're a woman? i don;t remember
<skoalwork> Nothin'.
<fdiv_bug> teebsgrrl: He's going to put on pants when he abuses her from here on out.
<fdiv_bug> That's his gift.
<teebsgrrl> skoalwork: nothin! thats not cool
<fdiv_bug> But it wouldn't be an issue if she'd just /listen/ to him.
<skoalwork> We don't really celebrate this particular holiday too heavily.
<skoalwork> I'm going to get her a card today.
<teebsgrrl> card is good
<fdiv_bug> skoalwork: Lucky you. Amanda's all about Valentine's day. :\
<teebsgrrl> something to acknowledge her
<skoalwork> And maybe something small if I see something she'd like.
<dodder> help: im installing windows and the keyboard loses power.... ??? any ideas.. its not battery operated and its a ps2
<skoalwork> fdiv_bug: You should totally pull some magic trick where it looks like you pulled her present out of her vagina!
<teebsgrrl> hehehehe
<|SlimJim|> dodder, borrow a wired KB
<fdiv_bug> skoalwork: Magic trick?
<dodder> slimjim: its wired
<fdiv_bug> You mean I shouldn't actually be storing her present in there?
<Gimp-Work> skoal, facial?
<teebsgrrl> no
<skoalwork> AHAH.
<skoalwork> fdiv_bug: :-)
<fdiv_bug> seth is missing his "t." Can you help him find it?
<teebsgrrl> i am waiting for a call from my store so i cna go over and give my resume to the distric manager - it is driving me nuts
<teebsgrrl> i want to give it to him in person if i can
<skoalwork> You're getting a new job?
<teebsgrrl> trying for a promotion
<teebsgrrl> i am a sales ***oc right now, applying for the ***t manager job rthat just opened up
<skoalwork> Where do you work?
<teebsgrrl> www.crane.com
<teebsgrrl> Crane & co, PaperMakers
<fdiv_bug> teebsgrrl: Oh man. My girlfriend would be so jealous.
<skoalwork> Oh wow.


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