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<0> not selects?
<1> events.
<1> its all events.
<1> there's more PUTs than GETs.
<0> yeah
<1> PROQUAL's are transaction queries
<0> i can see that
<1> PUTs can be streamed
<1> GETs need to be serialized
<1> and not get out of order
<1> er, sorry, PUTs can't get out of order
<0> try having 10000 people running complex selects on a multi TB DB at the same time
<0> it ****s
<2> it's sort of neat how you can write stored procedures in C#
<1> but we HAVE to have guaranteed response times.
<0> even with optomized cursors



<0> bofa has it down though
<1> if a insert station says "whats p/n #431254651661", we need to answer in 100mS before it gets to a sort Y
<0> they do all their online banking with mssql
<0> and multifaceted log shipping and clusters
<1> this is all in PL/SQL and uses oracle-isms heavily for speed
<0> matter of fact
<1> we run 30GB of shared memory for a database.
<3> oracle-isms?
<0> i think bofa is the first large company to move to SQL 2005 this year
<3> os block read seeks?
<3> wtf?
<1> i'm not the oracle geek
<0> should be fun when i cant get my bank statement
<0> our LOB is all accounting
<3> your database has to be fast if OS level code is seeking the data
<3> MS has built in SQL microcode
<4> anyone use realtek ac97 sound? mine makes static sounds when playing games, is that because it's simply a poor quality device or is there something I can do
<1> sneakythi; could be a driver problem. cuold be a ****ty implementation.
<3> freakin OS sql instruction sets
<1> or a bad audio codec chip
<4> peerce: strange thing, the realtek doesn't have any files for ac97 I can't figure that one out
<5> realtek ac97 sound is garbage...
<4> :/
<0> burp
<5> at least pick up like a soundblaster or something.
<0> i just need a new server
<4> I suppose
<0> im thinking about breaking our main lob server up into two clusters and using a msa1000 between them and then seperating the data files
<1> sneakythi; the sound drivers are for your motherboard. ac97 is a hybrid of the motherboard main IO chip and a specialized DAC/ADC chip
<1> the realtek is just the ADC/DAC part
<4> peerce: ya I see what you mean
<1> digiwork; if all servers are hitting the disk hard continuously, I'd probably limit a MSA1000 to 4 servers max. it will bottleneck with any more
<0> well this would be 2
<4> so the realtek website won't have any ac97 files? at least, I can install new codec's?
<1> sneakythi; your motherboard maker should have the best sound drivers for that board.
<4> asus socket 939 board, quite new.. I installed from cd but get that static when playing games
<1> get the latest drivers from the motherboard maker.
<4> aight
<4> holy crap, 25 megabyte sound driver
<0> thas small
<4> ??
<4> that big and the sound is still crappy ? eeash
<4> well, I'm hoping this update will make the sound nice
<1> TedSki: heh. http://www.southbayriders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22456
<6> peerce, i'm not happy with you anymore
<6> i'm still sitting here when i should be in bed
<6> still with headphones
<3> ?
<3> </pad>
<3> oh i love my digital sausage machines
<3> avi to swf
<3> mpg to swf
<3> mov to swf
<7> Hey guys, I just installed my SIS661FX display driver, everything is nice, 32bit many resolution options, however the colors are coming out very bright. I lowered the contrast on the monitor (brand new monitor) to 90% and the brightness to 50%.. the colors are nice but very bright, I opened Photoshop made a rectangle and filled it with #FF0000 and its kinda bright red tinted with alittle tiny bit of hot pink.. I was wondering how in windows I can
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<3> you can highlight ****, but that's it!
<3> those fux
<3> i'ma a kill 'em
<3> i sent myself an invitation for an email account on google using my yahoo account
<3> you gotz a love their gui



<3> </free>
<3> EHEHEHEHHE
<8> someone's had too much to drink
<3> yea/
<3> like lotz iz goin on here
<8> heh
<8> all i see is boredom
<3> just checkin IP's
<3> </sniff>
<1> geezus, i haven't dumped my camera chip in awhile. there was over 100 pictures in it :D
<3> my 1 gig card invites way to much work :(
<3> too too
<1> yeah. fills up server space too
<1> god, my kid is annoying... if Ian gets his hands on the EOS, he shoots a bazillion pictures
<1> just clickclickclickclick
<3> freakin just looing at all of them takes time away from other *********ion
<3> +k
<1> then my wife takes 140 pictures in the girl's 5th grade cl***room ;-/
<3> and she sez "honey?"
<3> get your *** to work and make me famous
<3> :(
<1> yearbook stuff, I guess.
<1> i'll end up having to print endless versions while she's cutting and pasting at 2am the night before its due :D
<3> </daddy>
<9> Okay, this **** is starting to get really annoying.
<3> www.skogging.com
<3> does the music play?
<3> sleepy exercise music y0
<1> thanks for the warning
<3> np
<1> fawk, 140 8Mpix pictures take a while to scale and thumbnail, and even longer to copy across the LAN
<10> do you guys know about windows webserver?
<9> peerce, time to upgrade to GigE
<11> o ;ole fartomg
<1> clocker99; you mean Internet Information Services ?
<10> ya
<1> what about it?
<10> i'm having an issue when i go to create a new webpage
<10> it's asks for what i want to make and then i select webpage, when i hit next
<3> whois webpage
<1> just a page in an existing site?
<10> ya
<1> what software are you using to do this?
<10> an error comes up with Msvbscript runtime error 800a000d comes up
<10> iis
<10> just internet explorer to get into this admin site
<1> web pages are just files... what are you using to create new files?
<10> the administration page
<1> i didn't even know it could create pages
<1> I've always used a text editor or a html editor.
<1> saveas... blah.html
<10> well, this is just to create the initial setup but i keep getting that error
<1> initial page is index.html or default.html
<10> yeah i know that part, that's not the problem tho
<10> the problem is when i try to set it up
<10> after i select to create a website, it errors out
<10> i was having an issue setting a local dns name with like www.test.com
<10> i couldnt get the dns record in, it wont accept the . character
<10> so i tried the administration page
<10> and see if it would create the record for me automatically
<1> i've never even bothered to try and use that admin page for anything.
<1> use the IIS manager in Administration Tools
<10> how would i set it up in dns to lookup www.test.com?
<10> right now i have it setup as myname with my domain appended to it
<1> on yoru DNS server.
<10> but i want a record of www.test.com
<1> so add a A or CNAME record to your DNS
<10> thats what i tried but wont accept the . character
<10> thats for a record
<1> in zone test.com, you put a record www
<1> like, www $TTL IN A 10.5.5.100 (or whatever your IP is)
<1> well, k, thats what it would be in BIND.
<1> I don't use windows DNS much


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