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<0> George Lucas accepts the award for favourite movie with Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
<0> ew
<0> that got favorite movie?
<1> who did they survey?
<1> the psych ward at belvue?
<1> it was sophmoric, pedantic, and in many other ways, just plain bad.
<2> 9,428 special effect shots does not a good movie make
<3> http://www.platinumvidz.com/thumbs/double_anal_plugged-Trinity-14.jpg
<2> except maybe for testing video encoders
<3> pretty sure you can see through her mouth there.
<2> almost as bad as goatse
<3> take note how it's an equilateral triangle
<4> she couldnt afford the dildo, so shes been using an engineering ruler for the last decade
<3> ouch.
<2> ah hahahahahhaahhahaha
<2> funny picture



<3> better condomize that thing
<2> mental picture i mean
<5> wooo put my audiophile back in
<5> it's amazing how much realtek onboard sound ****s
<1> my ears aren't good enough to notice the difference
<1> but the onboard **** crashes wow
<1> my creatives don't
<4> yea i cant tell the difference either
<2> best thing about separate sound card usually is no hiss
<2> onboards hiss based on processor load for some reason
<5> if I am using onboard and really try to bog the machine down i get a stutter now and then
<5> my audiophile doesn't do that
<5> and the amplifier on onboard sound is pretty crappy... if I crank the volume you hear a fizz
<5> audiophile is pure silence
<4> doesnt the onboard have a thicker pipe to memory though?
<5> yeah but it makes your CPU do the DAC
<2> and the fizz changes when you scroll a firefox window
<2> ****s ***.
<5> gravix i haven't noticed that on this box
<2> every mac i've owned does it, and this amd64 box does it too
<5> i love the audiophile..
<5> however..
<5> i often need to keep using the onboard for its mic input in games where i need to use voice
<3> *********ion is such a waste of time.
<5> the audiohpile just has RCA ins and outs.. no mic jack
<5> i'd need to buy a mic preamp
<2> and yet, i do it every day
<3> same.
<3> but every time I do
<3> I say the same thing afterwards
<3> "Wtf was the point of that?"
<3> I think I'm going to go a month without doing it to see if I can blast a hole in the wall
<2> hahhaah, yeah i get that too
<2> the porn looks completely retarded right after you blow a load
<3> exactly
<3> and you'rel ike "bah, turn this crap off..."
<6> yeah, I know
<6> you feel almost disgusted
<3> yep
<2> especially if it's DVDA porn :P
<3> no
<3> I'd keep watching
<3> in amazement
<7> nerp; mic preamp: http://www.zzounds.com/item--ARTV3
<5> hmm
<5> that's not bad price.. but is that overkill for a gaming headset?
<7> or http://www.zzounds.com/item--BEHMIC100
<5> i'm almost tempted to just get a $20 turtle beach for the mic input and disable the onboard
<7> oh, for GAMING? haahaha
<7> get a usb headset
<7> **** that
<8> NO NERP
<8> DONT DO IT
<2> neat it's like a guitar amp
<8> and never get a usb headset
<5> heeh i know
<6> how would you even get four penises in there? I mean, logistically, that many guys just wouldn't be able to stand there
<7> use the audiophile card for the speakers, use usb headset for gaming
<8> turtlebeach headsets ****
<5> well i game with headphones..
<5> i mean a turtle beach soundcard



<3> I'm buying a Rig Kontrol 2
<8> they will last you a max of 3 months
<5> all I want to do is disable onboard.
<2> they would have to be midgets with small penises
<5> i'm only using onboard for mic. . .
<3> cause I only use my mic input for playing guitar
<8> i use 5.1 headsets
<6> yeah, or some sort of quad-penis monster
<9> MmM.
<8> and now i need to find a new one
<7> i'm running my Microsoft Sound System speakers in analog mode off the intel onboard sound on this box
<9> I love penis.
<8> now that my turtlebeach has crapped out
<7> sounds fine
<8> i run an MOTU 2408mkiii for a soundcard
<3> sigh... I waited too long
<8> but thats not for gaming
<5> heh
<3> I can't write this essay at 1 in the morning
<5> my audiophile is just my straight up soundcard. :D
<4> actually, ive never seen dvda. i know the concept only from orgazmo, a great movie from the makers of south park. it may not even be possible?
<3> btw. http://www.PetitionOnline.com/jamster1/
<8> http://jaymz.dallasnetworks.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=3832
<2> is orgazmo good? i need to put it on my netflix queue
<10> Word
<8> you can kinda see my soundcard there
<3> I've seen SVDA
<8> here is a better view
<8> http://jaymz.dallasnetworks.net/modules/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=2727
<3> so there's gotta be a way to cram another one in there
<10> daaaa
<10> I love teh topic sign
<10> but is it fake? I mean, who brings a sign to the game that says "LY GAY"
<10> and who brings ****ing magic markers? :D
<4> photoshopped most likely
<3> re****ulous.
<3> mind you.
<3> Not rediculous, as previously accused
<11> *ridiculous
<3> oh
<3> lmfao
<3> yeah I should NOT be writing this essay
<3> it's 1 in the morning
<11> east coast
<3> and I just misspelled a ridiculously easy word
<11> it's 10 till midnight here
<3> no, llama time.
<6> it's 11 here
<2> 1AM
<11> ahhh, greets to the southern hemisphere!
<3> gravix, you're on llama time too?
<2> is us east llama time?
<10> Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.
<3> son of a ****ing...
<6> man I love that site
<12> what in the4 hell is all this ****. "leons entire dictionary" http://www.leonatkinson.com/random/index.php/index.php?SCREEN=dump
<3> I'm going to hunt you down
<3> and ****ing rip your face off
<10> Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
<3> same with anyone
<3> who ever mentions chuck norris
<3> because nobody gives a shat about chuck norris
<3> and he hasn't done anything in the last 10 years
<10> When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
<10> omg, tears are coming out of my eyes I'm laughing so hard
<3> pretty sure he's about 500 pounds with crabs nowadays
<3> umm
<3> it's not funny at all.
<8> There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
<10> A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
<8> Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity." then you are dead wrong.
<3> you will die.
<2> ahh, hahahaha
<10> Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarr***ed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.


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