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<0> the end is MAKING MONEY
<1> they only exist because having the servers makes the company more profitable than not having the servers
<0> and it seems like they're doing a decent job of it =)
<2> We're a university.
<3> w000 h00000
<1> npx: I just said that
<0> you said making the company money; **** the company
<4> sd70mac:I work at a university and every level of IT and every group is out to screw each other
<1> npx: huh?
<4> sd70mac:interspersed of course with healthy helpings of incompetence and stagnation
<0> yeah, my employer? **** em
<1> companies have IT because it makes them more profitable
<5> OH GAWD MY ANUS IS SO BIG.
<1> if you don't make the company more profitable, they will abandon computers and go back to using paper
<2> Barf: Our groups aren't really like that. Not too much. The remaining troublesome groups will be absorbed into our group after a large project takes place.



<3> IT is the digital bloodstream for companies
<3> XTR, buy smaller gerbils, y0. kthx.
<1> but the point of having computers isn't to have computers
<2> We will then jetison the individuals that are causing problems.
<1> the point of having computers is to make the company more profitable
<1> if you don't accomplish that mission they will a) replace you
<1> b) replace the systems
<6> i can only hope, heh.
<0> why are you concerned with the wellbeing of yuor company? do you own stock in them? are you part of a profit sharing plan?
<0> are you unemployable elsewhere?
<1> npx: aer you stupid?
<1> the well-fare of my company determines my continued employment
<1> I guess you're too dense to figure that out
<2> Look! He has his own gravity field!
<3> npx likes to disagree to agree to disagree
<7> pee pee
<0> to agree.
<3> </loop>
<1> being employable elsewhere is not the issue
<1> I like being employed where I am employed, and I understand my place in the company
<4> there's such a thing as taking pride in one's work
<2> I like working where I am. I can goof off for a few days and not much gets said to me.
<2> But I usually don't do that when there's stuff to be done.
<1> SD70MAC: I have a huge amount of freedom where I work... I'll work through lunch thursday and take a 2 hour lunch friday and my manager doesn't care
<1> The contractors we sometimes bring in
<4> doing a good job in the first place is what usually affords you the ability to goof off for a few days... not constantly having to run around putting out fires
<1> they work 8 hours
<1> they take their lunch 12-1
<1> if they miss lunch, too bad
<0> I think my work ethic got killed in vitro
<1> can't "make it up" the next day by leaving early
<2> My boss will sometimes give me comp time if I bust my *** trying to get something done. I get a lot of 4 day weeks. :D
<0> my first job, I hired on as a full time worker and they started giving me part time hours after a few weeks
<0> then they fired me for bitching about it
<1> SD70MAC: yup, those benefits are tangible, even if they don't show up on your paycheck
<2> I love the flexibility. I think it makes me more productive because I don't need to eyeball a clock.
<2> Jet: Affirmative.
<1> some people from my company left for contracting firms because they "paid more", but they found out there was no pension, that there was no "flex time"
<1> you take time off, you don't get paid
<1> etc
<2> If I give my boss enough lead time he can make sure there's comp time on hand for me to goof off away from work for a while.
<1> for some people, that's fine
<0> I plan to have at least 5 kids
<0> so that between them I can leech enough money to live comfortably during retirement.
<2> npx: Kindly don't.
<0> Oh, I will.
<1> you think your kids will support you when you're old?
<2> npx: I imagine you will be in for a surprise.
<1> hahahaha
<1> try the other way around
<0> hell yeah they will jet
<7> Don't you need money to support 5 kids in the first place?
<0> hell no you just need the gubment
<0> WIC ftw
<7> right
<4> your kids will all be Wal-mart works with that attitude
<4> and barely able to support their own arses
<2> I don't think this guy has thought this all the way through to the end.
<4> let alone your mooching ***
<0> yeah exactly barfman, that's why you've got to have several of them
<0> duh



<6> ever notice how it seems like the people who have the most kids are the ones least fit to be breeding in the first place?
<1> pale_blue: all the time
<0> who are you to say who's the least fit to be breeding?
<2> He's a rather pale shade of blue. What do you have to say about it?
<0> i like cerulean
<3> IN AND OUT OF THE LAKES, MOUNTAINS COME OUT OF THE SKY.
<3> IN AND AROUND THE LAKES, MOUNTAINS COME OUT OF THE SKY.
<2> Hmmm. I thought there was a way to see view stats on blogspot. Guess not.
<0> hehehe
<0> ehehehhehe
<0> peaksie has boobs.
<8> How do i play a 5.1 DD DVD with only stereo speakers in MCE? I get no sound. Ideas?
<9> Hmmm, CPU up to 66 degrees
<6> boobs are a good thing.
<3> mmmMmmMmmTiTzMMmmMMmmMmm
<9> Internal case temp 105.2 and rising.
<0> Hawkeye, shutdown -h now
<0> before your pants catch fire
<9> Naw.
<0> they're your pants.
<9> I'm doing an xvid encode, so of course its gonna get warm.
<6> i hope that 66 is C and 105.2 is F.
<9> pale, yeah
<0> I'm glad that one guy on battlestar galactica died last night
<0> he just wasn't good looking enough to be on television
<3> whois npx talking to?
<0> you
<3> </MrHomo>
<6> damnit. i forgot all about those stupid repair floppies for 2000. now i'm reinstalling fresh and gotta recover **** from the old install. :-/
<3> k.
<3> life's a bitch
<3> NO WHINING
<3> </MEA>
<10> I had 4 loads today
<10> well, 5 if you count the wank session
<6> is your arm tired?
<6> oh.
<3> holy wank y0 putter batmanG!
<0> there you go barsky
<10> there I go?
<0> yeah
<3> turnin on npx again
<0> was that unclear?
<10> there I go where?
<0> i guess so =(
<0> i was gonna ask if you'd banged ALL of the golden girls, then I realized at least one of them died =(
<6> he didn't let that stop him.
<10> heh
<0> "thats why she didnt move much!"
<6> UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_MODE_TRAP
<11> ITS A TRAP!
<6> god ****ing damnit.
<3> UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_RAP_MODE
<6> wiggity wiggity wack.
<0> p-wicca-wnt
<6> copying files. yay.
<3> fag
<6> wtf?
<11> Teenager charged with "displaying a dangerous weapon"... Since when the hell is there a specific law written using those exact words? I suppose they should shut down all museums that have world war exhibits and **** like that, eh? http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=25346
<11> I swear, they make up laws on the fly sometimes
<6> it's not uncommon for charge descriptions to be fabricated based on a particular situation.
<3> media?
<3> nice definition
<12> fyi "dangerous weapon" is pretty much anything. it can be a pen or a piece of paper if your intention is to harm
<3> WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
<6> not the chargers, apparently.
<10> alarge kak
<11> and if your fist can be considered a dangerous weapon, i suppose you could arrest anyone for displaying it...
<12> your fist is a par tof your body, thus it cannot be consoidered a dangerous weapon
<11> so you must wear gloves when out in public
<6> unless you're chuck norris.
<12> but if you have a pen and you threw that pen at someone and that someone go tinjured, then that pe is a dangerous weapon


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