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<0> or whatever
<0> now we have redundant Citrix farms at both sites
<0> redudant disk arrays
<0> servers
<0> and EVERYTHING is running ALL THE TIME
<0> if we lose something at our DR site, it gets fixed, because we know the **** is broken
<0> we actualy mirror all our db transactions over fiber to the DR site
<0> so its pretty much the same database too
<0> I'm pretty amazed at what we've got now
<0> compared to what the company had when I started there
<0> our DR site used to be in Minneapolis
<1> :(
<0> I **** you not
<1> And I have problems getting my company to buy me a USB key.
<0> if our primary systems failed, we had to courier our backup tapes 800 kilometers
<0> XTR:me too



<0> but they spend money where they need to spend it
<1> Let's hug.
<2> k.
<2> h0m0.
<0> that is, backing up the data that our company depends on
<2> wdf?
<1> omg.
<3> how much data do they backup
<0> no idea. lots. everything we need to stay in business.
<4> just a couple TB
<4> they aren't high rollers
<3> haha I only do 50 gig
<0> I think at our spring peak we are doing around 2.5 million db transactions a day
<0> even if that includes overnight batch processing (which it may, considering the way stats are generated around our company), in a 24 hour period that's still like, 30 transactions a second
<5> I don't get it, shockwave.com hosts java based games ? :P)
<2> PSYCHO KILLAH, KAYSKAH SAY
<6> Hi, anyone knows how to remap the LPT1 port from a TErminal Services session in Windows Server 2003?
<6> i've tried with: NET USE LPT1: \\TSCLIENT\LPT1 from the RDP session, but i got an error
<6> I go to \\tsclient\ and i don't see anything
<0> I SEE NOTHING!
<6> that's the idea
<2> NUZZINGGGGG
<0> HOOOOOGAN!
<2> ZEEEROEZZZ
<2> KERNAL KLINK
<7> i ***ure you no one ever escapes from stalig 13
<0> "Hogan isn't here right now, he's busy video taping perverted ***ual encounters. At the tone, please leave your measurements."
<1> SFTU.
<8> ok
<9> any vbscript programmer here ?
<9> ?
<3> how do i add a computer to my work group ?
<10> DCC SEND FARTSFARTSFARTSFARTSFARTSballs
<10> DCC SEND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
<11> surely you arent this bored?
<12> anyone here know dcomcnfg?
<12> or how to remove and reinstall it
<12> when i click on computers under component services it closes itself
<13> try net start rpcss at command prompt
<13> then run dcomcnfg again
<13> that happened to me a while ago when rpc wasn't running for some reason
<13> does eventvwr have any errors?
<13> or tell you anything about why dcomcnfg just closes?
<12> nope
<12> and still closes itself
<12> actually
<12> there is an error
<12> looks like dcom failed to start
<12> when i booted this computer
<12> lots of COM+ errors
<13> did you try to start dcom manually from services.msc?
<12> services.msc shows it as started
<12> The run-time environment has detected an inconsistency in its internal state. This indicates a potential instability in the process that could be caused by the custom components running in the COM+ application, the components they make use of, or other factors. Error in d:\qxp_slp\com\com1x\src\comsvcs\package\cpackage.cpp(1184), hr = 80070005: InitEventCollector failed
<13> i see that kind of thing somewhat regularly and usually just ignore it but it might be causing problems in this case
<13> the only thing i know to do is google it
<13> i have no idea what it means, too generic
<12> while getting another error
<13> Error in
<12> the reason i want dcom... is because of ikernel errors
<13> oops



<12> ikernel.exe could not be launched: access denied
<12> install shield
<12> http://consumer.installshield.com/kb.asp?id=Q110719 trying to follow that guide
<5> what would you guys say is better, flash or shockwave ?
<3> flash
<3> Hey does anyone have Bill Gates email id like to tell him what I think about WGA.
<13> Dry-ice: huffing glue?
<1> omg.
<5> verbose: huffing and surfing ? :)
<12> anyone know how to fix ikernel.exe access denied?
<5> mikeo1: do you have premission to install ?
<12> yes
<12> im administrator
<12> never had this problem installing ANYTHING
<5> find the last app that used it and kill it
<12> this was from a fresh boot
<5> so, do you think things can't autorun ? :)
<12> lol
<5> there are four things to check, config's, privileges, update, and previously ran apps
<12> killed a bunch of stuff
<12> and was able to install ikernel update
<12> but the installer for the program im trying to install still dont work
<12> wish xp had apt
<5> hehehe, check to see if the config's are ok --> http://consumer.installshield.com/kb.asp?id=Q108324
<12> yeah
<5> scroll all the way down, I don't think you need images, I hope
<12> thats why i cam in here about dcomcnfg
<12> it closed itself everytime i double clicked on my computer
<5> ok, look at the images :)
<12> or rather every time i clicked on computer
<12> ?
<5> my computer in the windows not desktop, right ?
<14> Damnit
<14> DAMN DAMN DAMN
<12> yes
<14> Mothering ****ing broken ****
<12> not my computer
<12> computers under component services
<12> when i click on computers it exits
<5> HawkBlah: didn't you mother tell you not to put that there ?
<5> nope
<14> Bwahahahahah
<14> And yet, that really wasn't entertaining.
<12> lol
<12> he was helping me
<14> So?
<12> and now im screwed
<14> !help
<14> Hmmz
<14> !info helpchannel
<14> Ah, that's the one.
<12> lol
<12> not help error
<12> !info errorchannel
<12> dcc send startkeylogger
<12> lol
<15> rofflez
<15> (00:28:16) DCC send request from (yokec)/ received. Trying to get (HiddenXXXPhotos.rar)/(20.58KB) through port (1002)...
<16> yokec is spamming
<16> sending files
<17> question. do police cars come equipped with the tools to check a license plate INSTANTLY, or do the cops have to phone an agency or something?
<18> HawkBlah: yo
<17> my car insurance has lapsed.. (missed payment)
<19> ...
<14> TedSki, balh
<14> TedSki, I still have no a/c
<14> It almost hit a record high today in orlando
<18> HawkBlah: what res you run?
<18> and what browser?


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