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<0> Faimah.
<1> THIS AINT NO POTTY.
<1> THIS AINT NO TRISCUIT
<1> THIS AINT NO POOPIN AROUND
<0> You go samosa.
<0> AKA SAMOTR0N.
<0> ralf ralf ralf.
<2> they don't call you flash for nothin
<2> http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/datnizzlechazz/pictures2/latesha.jpg latesha r uined casual friday for everyone.
<3> jumpin' jack flash, its a GAS GAS GAS
<3> shammy must be listening to my talking heads video again :D
<3> highly addictive
<4> ive got a strange problems with iis, i am trying to set up a web page, and i gave iusr_machinename read permissions to all the folders, but when i try to view the page it says "the system cannot find the path specified" from the web browser. any ideas why i am getting this error
<3> that doesn't sound like a server side error, it sounds like a client side error. you're using http://server-name-or-ip/path/file.html in your browser ?
<4> just domain.com
<4> but i set up domain.com in the hosts file on my computer because i have not moved the domain yet



<3> what does domain.com resolve to ?
<4> the public ip of the www server
<3> can you PING domain.com from a CMD prompt ?
<3> the www server has more than one IP ?
<4> yes
<3> [you said public, hence I'm curious if it has a private IP too]
<4> no, it is forwarded to an internal network by the firewall
<3> are you on that same internal network ?
<4> no
<4> it doesnt work locally either, at the www serve
<3> on the server, try http://localhost/
<3> just like that.
<4> well, its not the default server, its using a host header
<4> but i added domain.com to its host file, and get the same error, except domain.com points to the ip that the www server is listening on
<4> which is its private ip
<3> then I'd check the IIS logfiles
<4> it shows the requests with a 500 or 550 error
<5> ok, then something is broken.
<5> you're not trying to use a mapped network file system for the web, are you?
<4> a folder on the d: drive
<6> sartan that was ****ing funny.. i actually sent that to my gf at work.. first time i've ever forwarded anything :)
<4> ive tried different files, even a folder used by an other www site on the server
<5> 500 Syntax error, command unrecognised
<5> huh.
<5> oops, thats smtp, never mind
<5> 500 - Internal server error.
<5> .12 - Application is busy restarting on the Web server.
<5> .13 - Web server is too busy.
<5> .15 - Direct requests for Global.asa are not allowed.
<5> .16 UNC authorization credentials incorrect. This error code is specific to IIS 6.0.
<5> .18 URL authorization store cannot be opened. This error code is specific to IIS 6.0.
<5> .100 - Internal ASP error.
<7> 500 is internal server error. check the logs.
<5> I see no http 550 error
<5> see http://support.microsoft.com/Default.aspx?id=318380
<5> oops, here it is... 550 Requested action not taken. File unavailable (for example, file not found, no access).
<4> http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/datnizzlechazz/pictures2/latesha.jpg
<4> oops
<5> thats on FTP not http however. whack
<4> 2006-02-10 21:33:41 192.168.1.80 GET / - 80 - 69.211.136.145 Mozilla/5.0+(Macintosh;+U;+PPC+Mac+OS+X;+en)+AppleWebKit/417.9+(KHTML,+like+Gecko)+Safari/417.8 500 0 3
<4> it was 500
<8> 500 level events could be a number of things
<4> oh
<8> what kind of page are you trying to bring up?
<8> static? asp? asp.net?
<4> wel, the home page is asp, but i also made a test.txt file that doesnt work
<8> whats the test.txt file give you for an error
<8> and can i hit the test.txt page from here?
<4> 2006-02-10 21:22:20 192.168.1.80 GET /test.txt - 80 - 69.211.136.145 Mozilla/5.0+(Macintosh;+U;+PPC+Mac+OS+X;+en)+AppleWebKit/417.9+(KHTML,+like+Gecko)+Safari/417.8 500 0 3
<5> sure the vhost's file path is set correctly?
<4> i used the browse for button
<8> what are you thinking its perms?
<8> perms wouldnt be a 500 error
<4> ive tried about everything i can think at this point, which is why im here
<7> internal server error means something is misconfigured.
<8> haha
<8> it could mean a LOT of things
<8> many of which have nothing to do with iis configuration
<5> isn't there a seperate error log file with more error information?
<9> BUENOS BELCHEZ
<7> well, in this context that's what it would mean. it could also be a script erroring out, but /test.txt isn't a script.



<9> BEERZ
<9> FRIDAY
<9> SMOKE 'EM UP Y0
<5> mmm, beeer.
<8> unless he changes iis to view * as a script
<8> but then again thats config
<7> and that would be pretty stupid.
<8> data: whats the url to this file?
<4> nef_ there really isnt a url, since i have the domain set up in my hosts file
<7> heh.
<4> i get the same error either locally, or remotly...
<8> datablitz: so this is host headered?
<4> yes
<7> if this is being accessed remotely, why exactly is a hosts file involved?
<4> because it is host headered, and the domain is not pointint at this server yet
<4> i changed the hosts file on the computer i testing from
<4> this server was setup by a different admin, that no longer works there, so im not sure if they sccrewed some stuff up or not, but this is a new site i am trying to add
<9> TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
<9> DROP ME IN THE WATER
<10> Will a SATA 2 hard drive connect to a SATA port?
<4> also, i think this server is part of an active directory, and im not sure if it is using local sers or remote users for anything
<11> seek, it's backwards compatible... yes
<0> BAN SAMOTR0N.
<4> nef_: any ideas?
<9> FLY LICE CHOP STIK
<9> WAHHHHHHH SAHHHHH BEEEEEEEEEEEE
<7> i want it to snow like the ****ens this weekend.
<9> fag
<7> not ****-ins, you homo.
<9> you can take your ****ins and shove it y0
<12> i'm so excited ...
<12> and i just can't hide it
<13> STOP IT CHICKENS DONT WEAR HORSE SHOES
<13> OUCH
<13> STOP NAILING THEM TO MY FEET
<13> BASTARD
<12> spoon me!
<14> http://65.33.50.61/DCP_2893.jpg http://65.33.50.61/DCP_2895.jpg
<9> BYRNIN DOWN THE HOUSE
<9> UH UH UH
<7> 5.8 on the richter scale. :-(
<9> I AINT GOT TIME FOR THAT NOW
<9> THIS AINT NO POTTY
<9> THIS AINT NO TRISCUIT
<9> THIS AINT NO HUL@'ING AROUND
<13> 8.5 would be better
<15> LoL@ Raccoon
<14> Poor little guy was terrified.
<14> Took forever to coax him down safely.
<13> did you eat him?
<14> Goodness no.
<14> I ain't no redneck hillbilly.
<16> those make great pets if you get em young
<16> otherwise they're sorta mean
<13> shoulda put a leash on him said it was some new hybrid dog tell people its just like paris hiltons
<16> (mean , ie wild and scared, etc.)
<14> Well, the meanness also depends on just how wild they are.
<14> Like in a neighborhood where they see humans a lot, they tend to be a tad more docile.
<13> there are rabbits around here
<14> All I see at this apartment are a couple of cats
<14> And the occasional possum.
<13> i saw a fox once a long time ago
<13> Bird flu spreads to Nigeria
<16> Tell the nigerians to stop eating bird feces.
<13> Bird flu began ravaging poultry stocks across Asia in 2003, forcing the slaughter of more than 100 million birds
<9> KILL ALL THE CHIKENZ!
<12> that's why i stick to dog and cat meat
<13> :( i dont like being stabed


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