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<0> Hire the c0w!
<1> if i could find someone
<2> you're looking for like ... the holy grail of sysadmins
<1> i trained our last sr guy
<1> he had the prepensity
<3> that's why he fired
<3> maybe it's you
<1> no
<1> he stayed on for 5 years
<4> and?
<1> i trained him out of his job
<5> he's looking for a sys admin, who's entire company was destroyed by a large explosion, and needs a job
<4> so?
<0> ahaha.
<4> that's perfect.
<4> you can't fault someone for MOVING UP
<4> ever.
<1> i didnt
<6> hi sartan
<4> do it again.
<3> go away phiz you ****
<5> it means you did a good job
<2> 1. handle intense pressure, 2. talk to people like humans, 3. insane technical background 4. superhuman problem-solving-skills and 5. completely able to prioritize everything for themselves
<1> if i could find someone i would
<0> ahaha.
<5> was he a tard when he started?
<2> yeah
<2> those people are SO hard to find
<1> i also had more time back then
<1> im still training my ***istant
<5> Pfft, ****
<5> that's me
<5> :(
<5> i'm slightly weaker on the last part
<0> I didn't know what intense was till I started this job.
<3> i'm homo***ual.
<6> sartan: you are craby!
<3> yeah no **** i am.
<3> i'm ****ing out $125 because of cisco.
<6> did your test go bad
<3> ****ers owe me money.
<6> ****ty
<3> yeah it went bad
<0> ahaha.
<3> 770. 776 required to p***.
<3> and ther ewere 5 or 6 incorrect questions
<1> i get some funky answers on our apptitude exam
<6> youch
<1> and they are essay style
<5> ack essay style
<1> well the are allowed to use the internet
<5> what kinda stuff do you ask
<1> want my tests?
<3> best bar jokes.
<5> uh why would you need the internet
<1> YES
<1> !~
<1> sartan
<5> sure, i'll take it
<1> that is a question
<2> "did you beat your wife last night?"
<5> bring it on
<0> Yes.
<3> can i put in a racist question
<1> email?>
<2> great interview questions!
<5> i'm drunk enough, should do fine
<3> because it's a good bar joke
<5> gimpcow@gmail.com
<3> as long as a select # of races aren't within range.
<2> feh tea tim
<1> enjoy cow
<3> oh cow
<0> Ya'lls nicks are multi-colored in X-Chat.
<3> don't google your answers.
<5> werd
<2> mine's not!
<1> you can
<1> i allow them too
<5> i don't plan on using the internet at all actually
<2> at least .... not in my x-chat :)
<4> daddy wants a phat pad in SF
<1> and many still **** it up
<0> :(
<5> i'm hardcore
<4> maybe SOMA
<1> test II is the harder test gimp
<5> i'll win by a combination of pwn, and WAGS
<0> The public library is the new google.
<5> should i take both
<5> or skip to the big momma
<3> you should get naked
<4> i am
<4> doesn't everyone irc naked?
<5> aight going for #2, because i'm pretty drunk
<0> Your mom does.
<3> amonfils, i want my money back from cisco.
<4> why?
<3> i failed my bsci exam by 6. points..
<0> c--w0w! I'm drunk too. :) :) :) :)
<4> hahaha
<0> c0wwah.
<5> ohuh
<3> sue em for me okay
<4> negative.
<4> just dont get a cert.
<5> windows just made the "device unplugged" noise
<3> actually. i want an appeal.
<5> that can't be good
<4> get experience.
<4> real world > certs.
<3> man. **** that.
<3> that's an issue right now.
<0> c0w It was the dildo.
<4> if someplace won't take you in because you can't show a cert, you don't want to work there.
<5> oh ****
<5> this is like MSCE **** up in here digi
<3> jobs aren't filled by it people anymore.
<1> dude
<1> its totally our environment
<1> i made the questions up
<1> you;ll be fine
<5> no, i'm not complaining
<3> they're filled by ****ing..
<5> just commenting
<3> blond hr girls
<3> who are trained to react on words
<3> then these bitches in turn introduce you.
<4> i know.
<3> that's where the good **** starts.
<3> i can get past a technical interview.
<0> MmM.
<4> time to social engineer.
<3> i have too many skills. they don't match up with my "Quanitifiable" years fo experience.
<0> I'm sorry, VOIP what?
<4> exactly.
<3> how many ****ing people do you know..
<3> that can do X
<1> i should just spam these tests and interview people who answer well
<4> proper head hunters will byp*** the cert channel.
<3> i'm too k nowledgable for my career level and i'm being counted out of perfectly fine opportunities.
<1> im not looking for certs
<4> befriend a few head hungers.
<3> i started 4-5 years earlier than most people would like to be at.
<3> how many new grads to you know get to directly **** around with financial custoemrs enterprise lan/wans =/ ****
<1> sartan will byp*** my salary in 3 years
<3> people wiath 5 years to get the **** out of helpdesk
<4> again.
<3> yessir. sartan > digi.
<1> dreaming
<4> if you are being rejected because you don't have a cert
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