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<0> If I hooked my Ethernet up to your DVR...
<1> You're the most cleverest girl in the world.
<0> "I'm officer Reeses. What seems to be the problem here?"
<1> hahahaahahhaa.
<0> skoalwork: What kind of DVR you got?
<0> Something provided to you by the Almighty Cable Company?
<1> Motorola
<1> DCT6412
<0> Mine's grey.
<0> It's got SteveO the TiVo on the front.
<1> Fantastical.
<0> TiVo's got an online whoosits.
<0> So I can see and schedule my **** on their Netscape site.
<0> I think that's what this thing is called. Netscape.
<0> Coz the other day I was having problems accessing my Netscape and so I went to the help desk and told them.
<0> It was fixed a few hours later.
<0> Along with my AOL.
<1> My sister used to say "Check your online" when she'd send me an email.
<1> Or I'd have to go to her house to "fix her online".
<1> The vast majority of this country has completely bastardized techincal terminology of late.
<1> And by of late, I mean of course the last decade.
<1> Why doesn't scrt show me the pretty colors?
<0> Pretty colors?
<0> You sound like a gay.
<1> Putty shows me colors.
<1> I want them in SCRT
<1> How is I do that?
<1> Come on. You're some kinda math guy.
<0> It's been 5 years since I used SecureCRT.
<1> Fix it.
<0> **** a bunch of non-PuTTY.
<1> eh. loph got me back on the scrt wagon tempo-morarily
<1> I won't stay here.
<1> PuTTY is just too AwESOME.
<0> Why would you even bother with SCRT?
<1> I used to use it at IIT
<1> So I was familiar with it.
<2> PuTTy makes the shell world go 'round 'n ****
<1> Plus it has tabs.
<3> putty doesn't do TAPI or zmodem. both of which are things i find useful at times for remote support.
<1> I just got an NDR from an outblaze.com Postfix server telling me my email to a friend at dellmail.com failed because:
<0> pizza_biz: What, you use phone lines for supporting systems?
<1> Host or domain name not found. Name service
<1> error for name=dellmail.com.int type=A: Host not found
<0> WTF is wrong with you?
<2> glad i dont have the pizza_fag zmodem/TAPI rash
<2> ewwww
<2> KOOODEEEZ
<1> So, outblaze.com can't resolve dellmail?
<1> Is that what's going on there?
<3> when the IP is down, sure.
<0> skoalwork: It can't resolve dellmail.com.int.
<0> Unless I'm misreading that error.
<1> Oh. Now I see that.
<1> what the **** does that mean?
<0> No idea.
<3> or if i'm troubleshooting the IP.
<1> The only thing worse than that ridiculous "i" in your nick is that insipid heart you use to dot it! You sicken me!
<1> I'm not going to hurt you!
<3> ?
<1> That was directed at fdiv_bug.
<1> Hopefully he will get the reference.
<0> I don't. :(
<2> ?
<1> Stewie bound the head cheerleader because he thought she had powers on top of the pyramid.
<1> He had her tied up in the bathroom.
<1> Her name was Cyndi I think.
<0> Oh yeah.
<1> YOU SICKEN ME! I'm not gonna hurt you!
<1> He was petting her while he was saying that. It was HILARIOUS
<4> LESS TALK MORE WORK
<1> yeah **** that.
<3> nazi.
<1> Today is my Friday and it's an early quit
<1> I have 5 more hours (minus lunch) of work.
<3> godwin++
<1> For the week.
<1> And my check is already on my desk
<4> i think i mighta found my admin ***istant chickee
<1> I was halfway there pb.
<3> perm'd 'n ****.
<5> hehe
<2> mmMMmmCOFFEEmmMMmMmm
<6> is OEM another word for "manufacturer factory status"?
<0> Predata: No.
<6> like "stock as a rock"
<2> original equipment manufacturer
<6> ah
<6> k
<0> It means Original Equipment Manufacturer.
<6> thnx
<0> Dell, for instance.
<6> so, an Acer computer is an OEM computer?
<6> or a Compaq?
<0> Well, Acer is an OEM.
<6> acer is crap while we are on the subject
<6> lol
<0> The computers that they build come from OEMs.
<0> But the computer itself is not an OEM. It cannot and does not manufacture anything.
<6> ok, so saying "after owning a few OEM-spec computers, I built my own custom computer" - would this be right?
<1> I'm going to make a company called OEM. and then you'll all owe me royalties.
<6> lol
<6> but is that sentence right?
<1> I'll make hella-widgets.
<0> Predata: Sure, why not?
<3> OEM is one of those terms that has been so thrown around that it doesn't really mean much of anything.
<1> OEM stands for Ooh Extra Mayo!
<1> Which is fine by me. I like mayo.
<1> Mayo on chicken + pita = yummy in my tummy.
<0> I put mayo on my french fries sometimes.
<0> And on hot dogs.
<0> I love mayo.
<1> Would... would you put some on my chest?
<0> "Well rub my chest and call me ``Vicks.''"
<0> It's witticisms like that which led me to believe that "Perfect Strangers" was the most entertaining and enlightening television series of all time.
<3> i've always suspected that fdiv is cousin balki.
<0> Larry and Balki were like pioneers, forging their way across the desolate terrain of our hearts, to touch our very souls.
<1> The terrain of my heart was hardly desolate after "My Two Dads".
<0> skoalwork: Another misunderstood shining beacon of hope.
<1> More like flowering with beautiful, enthusiastic life.
<1> <Larry> We could be incarcerated. <Balki> Cousin! I don't want to be set on fire!
<1> tear.
<5> HAHAHA
<3> it wasn't that funny.
<3> really.
<5> no it was
<0> I think Joe-7 was laughing *at* skoal.
<0> Not with him.
<5> hehe
<1> I don't care what you guys say. I won't let you break my spirit.
<1> Let's go to Horrid and buy fat girl clothes.
<3> i wasn't gonna break it. i just figure if i piss on it enough it'll just disintegrate.
<1> !google Torrid plus size
<7> http://www.torrid.com/
<0> pizza_biz: Thanks, R. Kelly.
<0> Hot. http://www.torrid.com/store/nodePage.asp?LS=0&RN=233
<0> Fat bitch lingerie.
<3> cows wanna be ***y too.
<2> lem
<2> U guyz R lem
<1> Don't be mad because you have an account there.
<1> OOH SNAP!
<1> SNAP SNAP SNAP!
<2> ooF
<2> i'ma snap all over y0 face
<5> sicko
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