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<0> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
<1> thats better. geezus.
<1> can't type.
<0> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
<2> i saw the most adorable 7-year-old albino chinese girl at the local elementary school today
<2> my god what a fascinating little kid
<0> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
<3> http://pastebin.com/589436
<2> i've never seen albino chinese.
<3> any ideas ?
<4> nerp that almost sounded pedophelic
<0> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates *** by ripping the male's head off.
<5> Castr00: to your mind, maybe
<1> reza_: did you look here for examples? http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/cpguide/html/cpconmanagingapplicationsusingwmi.asp
<2> chamois - a lot of guys I know basically have the same role with their girlfriends
<0> HEHEHEHE
<0> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
<1> is the problem that you can't connect to WMI at all, or that you're specific WMI queries are failing?
<0> now i like that role!
<4> FK|Work` I call it how I see it
<0> wtf?
<0> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
<3> peerce yeah and i have a book that does the WMI the same way im doing it
<0> my gf agrees!
<2> I thought the strongest muscle is in the jaw?
<0> check the sources!
<0> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
<5> http://pastebin.com/589439
<6> thats because WE MAKE THE SCISSORS!
<0> :P
<0> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
<0> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
<1> chamois; what about a snake? or a b***et houd?
<0> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
<6> fk - wow i dont understand :)
<1> hound.
<2> ok the elephant thing? we still haven't discovered every species on the planet.
<1> those facts are a pile of crap.
<2> that might not be true.
<0> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have *** for pleasure.
<2> yeah ever see a snake jump?
<0> [what about the pig] ?
<7> pleasure?
<2> chamois - tell that to my neighbor's dog
<5> nerp: yes
<5> there are jumping snakes
<0> nerp, dude
<2> ever see a sloth jump?
<1> FK|Work`; but there are snakes that don't jump.
<2> and can't jump
<1> he said 'the only animal'.
<2> and they're animals
<2> and what about white men?
<1> never seen an ant jump, either.
<0> i seen snakes jump
<0> not with legs
<1> chamois; some snakes, perhaps. not all.
<0> but saw one leap up to a tree limb
<1> garter snake? don't think so.
<2> ever see a whale jump?
<5> That's nice. But the question "ever seen a snake jump?" was against "elephants are the only that can't jump", therefore, the conversation can give two ****s if there are snakes that don't jump. The point is, there are snakes that do.
<2> i've never seen a manatee jump
<2> show me a manatee jumping
<0> i wonder who determined pigs have 30 minute orgasms
<2> or how about a snail? is there a jumping snail?
<2> jellyfish don't jump
<2> neither do sea sponges
<0> if a human could jump like a flea, it could jump the lenght of a football field
<5> so?
<0> so its a tidbit
<2> yeah but our legs would be the size of goal posts.
<0> like it or not
<5> yeah
<0> any more questions?
<5> a tidbit of a fantasy world that doesn't exist.
<5> Humans don't jump like fleas
<0> i'm talking proportion in m***
<7> When I was a kid I remember snails that jumped onto p***ing cars all the time
<0> of course
<0> that doesnt entertain you therefore the fact is bunk
<0> so be it
<0> FYI, the default for photoshop CS2 as I see it, if you leave big psds open in it for fays, it somehow autosaves them with a suffix
<0> leaving your c:\temp full of m***ive tmp files
<0> ooF
<5> people who concern themselves with the size and condition of their temp directory are the same people who probably worry about bent blades of gr***
<5> it's temp
<5> who cares
<1> um, I've discovered that Adobe products hang at load if there's more than a few 1000 files in %TEMP%
<8> But my hard drive space is used up!
<8> By temps!!!
<0> i care cuz it filled up my c: drive
<0> which means XP no workee
<5> well
<5> I guesss if it's saving a 12GB PSD every day
<5> and you leave it on for 12 days
<5> on a 150GB
<0> try 250MB
<0> i do huge work
<5> 250MB ain't huge
<8> That's all you've got that is huge
<0> well i had 8 versions
<1> your 150GB disk only has 6GB on it? cool!
<1> I'll trade you for a nice 20GB
<0> after it loaded up c: it proceeded to load up all the cratch disks too
<5> I got **** totaling 8GB in my recycle bin
<5> I'll empty it when it gets desperate
<5> it ain't happening soon :D
<9> perflib ****s.
<9> donkey ****s.
<9> big huge ones.
<1> whats perflib? the win32 apis for perfmon style stuff?
<9> perflib is the source of perfmon, yes.
<0> there we go, my c: partitoon at 30 gigs has 10 free
<0> good enough
<1> my 69GB C: has 49GB free.
<9> WHO CARES.
<0> I DO
<0> so stfu kthx
<9> I HAVE 33GB FREE
<9> AND 21
<9> AND 91
<9> AND 7.28
<9> AND 29
<0> excess
<0> please stop
<9> AND 50 ON THE SERVER
<0> kthx
<9> WHAT ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW?
<1> my 120GB E: only has 2GB free :-/
<0> you missed our earlier yikkity yak
<0> we are p***ing gas and free space
<9> I also got 20jiggabytes of music.
<0> jiggabytes~!
<0> oMg
<9> Giga is actually pronounced "Jiga".
<9> That's what Back to the Future was aboot too.
<0> o
<9> 1.21Gwatts.
<9> "Jigga-watts" phonetically.
<0> ToLoLally
<6> ONE POINT TWENTY ONE JIGGA WATS
<1> i've NEVER heard `jiga`
<5> yeah brb
<5> lemme do a defrag on my 250 JIG drive
<0> you didnt see Back the Future
<9> That's because 1) You never saw back to the future
<0> +2
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