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<0> here's the thing
<1> 197 over writes the variable in 196.
<1> that is where the problem is.
<0> ***ociative arrays require declaration
<0> so i don't think that's what you're actually doing
<1> see line 135 and 136
<1> they are commented now
<1> but either way, it breaks.
<2> sup people's
<2> peep oes
<2> i love when I come in on a tuesday before deadline and my editor cuts two stories from my list because we don't have room.
<2> that's like, HOURS of work SLASHED from my schedule
<2> pWnAGE
<0> wait amon
<0> is this javascript or java
<1> javascript



<0> ****er
<1> fyi, if i don't declare Last_Value & Last_Time globally, it errors
<1> so
<0> try
<0> hrm
<1> yes, exactly. i'm not understanding something about ***ociative arrays.
<1> in PHP this would work.
<0> var Last_Value = new Array()
<0> and, the same with the other one
<1> global?
<0> same place you had it to begin with
<1> negative.
<1> .1.3.6.1.2.1.31.1.1.1.10.400 - 1141751612 - val:43398861630737 - last:43398861630737 - 339044686258.72845 Kb/s
<1> .1.3.6.1.2.1.31.1.1.1.6.400 - 1141751612 - val:19183975680455 - last:19183975680455 - 149865889937.84198 Kb/s
<1> .1.3.6.1.2.1.31.1.1.1.10.400 - 1141751609 - val:43398845917991 - last:43398845917991 - 0 Kb/s
<1> .1.3.6.1.2.1.31.1.1.1.6.400 - 1141751609 - val:19183969886850 - last:19183969886850 - 0 Kb/s
<1> ouch
<2> FLOOD ATTEMPT
<1> same results.
<0> so wrong
<2> ./me sets MODE BAN
<1> do not make me flood y ou nerp in private.
<1> and the server won't boot me :P
<2> it's been a while since my privates were flooded
<3> Yikes.
<0> what kinda **** is sample_oid
<2> zoiks
<3> My box totally bluescreened.
<1> sample_oid is the .1.3.6.1....
<1> it's a reference to a MIB.ifIndex
<0> i mean
<0> wtf is it
<1> it's a string
<0> is it like a timestamp
<1> no, an arbitrary string of numbers that represent a MIB variable in SnMP
<3> And I had to reset me BNC
<2> another day off skoal?
<0> so it's not like, consistent
<3> No I'm at work today.
<3> <-
<3> WORK.
<1> no, it'll vary based on what you want to poll on a device
<1> 1 interface or 100 interfaces.
<1> or anything in between
<0> wtf is "key"
<2> well peercezzzzz talks all the time. I've grown wary of nick-descripts
<1> it's a holding variable to walk through an array
<1> which by the way, works correctly.
<1> the key prints .1.3.1....
<1> which has me very confused.
<0> do another loop for last time
<0> right after it
<0> with the alert
<1> it's correct.
<0> #
<0> //Last_Value[sampleOID] = sampleValue;
<0> #
<0> //Last_Time[sampleOID] = sampleTime;
<1> prints the key
<0> why are those commented out



<0> 150/151
<1> i was moving them around.
<1> between functions to see if anything changed
<1> they currently exist in calculateBPS
<1> either way, behavior is the same.
<0> they should be right before 142
<0> imo
<0> plus i think, if i'm reading your alert logic correctly
<1> same thing.
<0> as you process more packets, it's gonna show progressively more packets each time
<1> no change.
<0> hrm
<0> yeah i dunno
<0> try #javascript ;)
<1> oh lord.
<0> brb fooding
<1> what the hell
<1> they can only ban me!
<4> you can always /kill them :)
<3> having an oper come in and ask for help is like your big brother asking you to do his homework.
<3> You'll get beat up if you refuse, but you won't get any credit if you do it.
<3> anti-balls
<4> skoalwork - I need some help
<3> GET ****ED.
<4> can you reach my balls with your mouth, kthx
<3> CDFS bluescreened my box when I opened VMware.
<3> It was very anti.
<1> BBS
<1> you were lookin for me last night?
<4> amonfils
<4> nothing important
<1> oh ok
<3> He wanted some man-love
<3> Someone to "eat out" his "he *****".
<1> no one seems to be terribly awake in javascript
<1> all their URLs end in .no
<1> doesn't make me feel really good
<1> :(
<4> I see someone slept a bit late
<5> nah, i'm at work
<5> woke up at 6:30am, sorta. ok, I didn't actually GET up til about 7:15am. :D
<4> you slept at work?
<1> ah ha, could be length of the keyname in the array!
<5> woke up. fell outta bed. dragged a comb across my head.
<5> made my way downstairs and drank a cup
<5> looking up, i noticed i was late.
<5> AHHHHHHHH oooooooohhhhhhhhhh
<0> heh
<6> hrm this is wonky
<6> somehow the windows/automatic update stuff on this box is hosed up
<0> sweet
<0> hosed how
<4> wow, he was only like 44, right?
<2> 45.. he apparently was a year older than the baseball stats reported. :D
<2> apparently he drank and ate himself to death once he retired
<2> he was 5'8, 400 lbs
<2> after his divorce, it went all down hill
<4> oh wow
<2> he was such a great hitter though
<2> yeah stroke
<4> I know he had a stroke a few days ago
<2> him, gwynn and boggs were great hitters in that era
<4> I didn't pay close enough attention to the details though
<4> is he hall of fame?
<2> yeah
<4> good, it ****s if they have to do it later :/
<0> woah
<2> those guys were just pure hitters, no roids, no crazy home runs. . . but like, they could hit the WORST pitches, foul off 12 in a row to wait for the perfect pitch to hit
<0> amd is coming out with 35 watt x2 3800+'s
<0> that's crazy talk
<2> i love those kinds of hitters
<4> yeah
<0> 35 watts!
<2> gimp - yeah, all this on .90 nm.


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