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<0> you have every right to
<1> if got is so powerful, why is his creation so in need of salvation?
<2> SD7: the god of this world
<3> I hate religion altogether...
<2> Satan
<1> and if he's so amazing, how come he couldn't just blow up satan?
<1> because god ****s
<2> and anything else that sets itsef up against Jesus Christ...
<2> nerp: he can and he will on the last day
<0> dogma is a way to make some people feel superior to others
<4> i don't mind religion. it's the ***holes who organize it that bother me.
<5> Could God microwave a burrito that was so hot he couldn't eat it?
<2> first Jesus had to come to save the world
<6> Last day? Is there a reason he's waiting?
<1> haha
<5> ReLipse: Jesus was a man. Nothing more.



<3> plae_blue... good point es
<0> a hew too!
<0> err
<0> JEW
<1> ok you keep imagining that, i'm going to continue living my happy, peaceful life.
<6> Jesus didn't save the world. He got himself nailed to a cross and stoned.
<5> He was a wise man with great ideas, but he was just a man.
<7> speaking of religous 'teaching' u've all heard what pat robertson said about sheron, i'm sure
<5> CrazyD: Oh yeah.
<7> lol
<4> jesus may not even have been a man in the first place. there's never been any sufficient material proof to show he existed.
<0> as the myth goes, jesus was a cool hippy that challenged the romans and jews
<5> CrazyD: The head of Al Qaeda (I think it was... maybe Hezbollah) said pretty much the same thing.
<2> SD7: it was all apart of the plan, Jesus was perfect and punished on the cross for it
<6> Christians are some of the most evil people on earth.
<6> ReL: So are you also going to be punished on a cross?
<2> yes the ones who claim "christian" are in deep trouble by the Living God who judges all things
<5> SD70MAC: Some of the greatest goods and the worst evils have been done in the name of religion.
<3> i can remember, one researcher actually spent $50,000 of taxpayers money to figure out if jesus was gay or not
<3> what a ****ing waste
<7> sad thing is robertson's too powerful ... so noone can publicly condemn the idiot
<6> fdiv: Damn straight.
<3> i can think of better things to do with 50 grand
<2> SD7: the only way to save the world and forgive them of their sins is to have a perfect man be punished in the place of every man
<2> then overcome death
<0> any budhist ort muslim will tell you that christians will never getto heaven
<6> ReL: That's ignorant.
<2> Jesus overcame death when he rose from the dead (something Satan did not anticipate)
<7> cahmois: whu?
<2> and now the great harvest is occurring
<1> cool, i could use some weed.
<2> the sons of God are being revealed as time goes on
<0> harvest happens every year
<7> lol
<3> according to "South Park", Mormon is the correct religion to follow to get into heaven lol
<6> Christians will never ghetto heaven.
<0> THE END IS NEAR
<0> REPENT
<0> </OLD>
<0> everyone is going to die soon
<2> have any of you read Matthew 24?
<0> so wtf?
<6> I did about 12 years ago.
<6> Pretty cool.
<4> all these fundies are gonna be pissed when they die, get to the pearly gates, and find that god is an angry black lesbian.
<2> don't you know God sent the tornados to the United States
<1> i read the bible when I studied theology. I also read the other word's spiritual texts.
<1> did you?
<7> ppl, u want to know the real truth about life? consider the 4 Noble Truths.
<1> if not, you're close minded.
<3> pale_blue - hahahahahaha
<6> Rel: No you idiot. The weather system did.
<0> GOD SENT TORNADOS TO THE US!!!
<0> EHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
<2> Sd7: who controls the weather?
<0> WHO IS THIS IDIOT?
<1> hey, god sent me an AOL cd.
<2> God is angry at the Christians
<6> ReL: No one controls the weather.
<0> God punishes christians so that they can punish others
<4> i like the latest line. "ariel sharon's stroke is god's anger at dividing the land".



<1> funny, he sure seemed to have no problems with the christians on the other 99% of the world the tornados DIDN'T hit
<2> SD7: it was all prophesied in the book of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John by Jesus himself
<6> ReL: So?
<5> ReLipse: The weather is a natural system governed by physics and mathematics.
<4> you fundies are such goddamn hatemongers.
<1> yeah they are
<0> the translations clearly show that the text was rewritten by Paul
<1> very unchristian
<2> nope, I love you and that's why I tell you about Jesus
<0> and Paul was a pervert
<1> well stop being so unchristian
<1> and maybe we'll listen
<3> i'm 10x more respectful of the planet's weather system than I am of some imaginary bunch of characters
<6> ReL: Dude. Zip up.
<7> sharon's death will mark the last of the 'old' mideast leaders ...
<2> SD7: why don't you want to accept God's plan for your life?
<1> wanna know why sharon had the stroke? because a blood vessel broke in his head.
<4> ReLipse: did it cross your mind that 1.) we've heard that crap already, and 2.) we really don't care?
<1> pretty straightfoward
<1> it happens to millions of people
<7> nerp: no, it's because he's a fat ***s
<6> ReL: Because I've seen what kinds of evil comes from it. I'll p***, thanks.
<2> God is Good and perfectly Good, anything that tells you to not accept Jesus Christ is EVIL and against God
<6> ReL: You go, girl.
<2> ?
<6> Dude is completely whacked out.
<7> relipse: this is #windows .. can you come up with a more complex and compelling argument about your religion other than typical sunday school regurgitation?
<2> pale_blue: obviously God is having mercy on you right now to send another messenger again
<4> hell, bible also says that jesus cursed a fig tree because it wouldn't bear him fruit. mark 11:11-22.
<1> ahah he's our messenger now? wow, what an egotist.
<2> pale_blue: yes that's right
<6> A fag tree?
<2> AND ALL WHO DO NOT BEAR FRUIT will be cursed
<6> Jesus wanted a fruit?
<2> no, he was setting an example to his disciples of the kingdom of God
<5> ReLipse: Wait... you're right!
<2> read John 15 where Jesus says "I am the vine and you are the branches"
<5> How could I have been so blind!?
<7> jesus is a fruit
<5> JESUS IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR!! PRAISE HIM!!
<2> careful what you say against the Son of God, you will be held accountable to everything
<4> apparently you can't see how petty and mean-spirited that is. he's pissed. because he can't get a fig. from a tree that's no in season.
<6> You do realize the bible is mainly a work of fiction, right?
<7> fine. balme eberything on me
<5> SD70MAC: Written by humans.
<8> ok question about reformatting, i have a reinstallation cd for windows xp, but it only gives me options to upgrade current version
<2> everything that you do
<7> lol @amosjay
<4> SD70MAC: strike the word "mainly", heh.
<6> Crazy: ReL is here because of you. Thanks a lot, ***hole.
<1> seem in my philosophy, god isn't so petty as to have a list of judgements like that
<3> I like Iced Coffee... and I puked it all up over my carpet earlier on today. Is it because a) skolling 600ml's of iced coffee is a bad idea in the morning as soon as you wake up, or b) god was angry with me or was he telling me that Iced Coffee is the devil and I should be using water instead?
<1> if i'm supposed to do all thsi forgiving, why is god going ot be such an uptight *** when it comes to me making jokes?
<2> SD7: is that all you can say? Just stop messing around and do God's will
<2> he loves you
<1> **** that. the logic is twisted. it's all imaginary
<2> and gave his life for you
<1> the more religious you are the less spiritual yo ubecame
<7> amos: which version do u want?
<6> ReL: You need psychiatric help.
<4> i don't particularly WANT somebody giving their life for me.
<2> sd7: that's what the psychiatrist said ;)
<6> HAHAHAHAHAHH
<3> it is the stupidest and most illogical train of thought in human beings world-wide... religion.
<2> pale_blue: too bad, he loved you and gave himself for you
<2> and you should love him
<2> because God first loved you
<1> Who puts money on ReLipse for going to hell because his religion simply masks his inner evil rather than actually addressing and resolving it?
<1> closet homo probably dealing with repression.
<4> i don't know the guy, never met him. he don't know me either.
<1> enjoy.
<3> i have trouble "loving" men
<6> Dude, look, we're glad this worked out for you. But give up on trying to get us to believe this horse hockey.


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