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<0> okay ma'am
<1> but i believe, if *** has become a chore, you've made it as such
<2> oh damn. have to **** the wife again. work work work
<3> heh from my experience, avoiding pregnancy is the chore. not the ***. :D
<1> heh
<4> if you have not gone thriough the inability to have a baby then you don;t get to comment
<3> unfortunatley, i've already impregnated two girls.
<3> :(
<2> do you do the temp thing and holding your legs up for 20 minutes and that stuff?
<3> and both were like "it's ok, i can't get pregnant right now. . . "
<0> haha these something awful primers on mmorgs are hilarious
<4> Barsky: yes we have
<2> keep at it. it'll happen
<4> we are taking a break now b/c we don;t wanna ruin our trip to disney
<2> need a break from the stress to I imagine
<4> yes



<4> and ion top of it all i a having a bad time with heacahes.
<2> :(
<4> headaches kill the mood, make me physically ill
<2> what's with that?
<1> pregnancy is ****ed
<2> heh
<1> when you want it, it won't happen
<4> yup
<1> when you don't want it, bam.. hello ****in child support
<1> with some 2nd rate hooker you wouldn't even kiss
<4> smooth ted
<1> thank god for coat hangers :P
<2> omg
<4> ****ing insensitive bastard
<1> ok, teebsgrrl, you can slap me for that one
<1> insensitive?
<4> how about not talk to you for a hile
<1> ok :(
<4> yes insensitive
<1> insensitive to who?
<0> leave teebs alone
<1> the coat hanger was a joke
<0> it's a sensitive topic.
<5> Bart My home phone got suspended cause I didn't pay. :(
<4> you know how bad i want a baby and you make a crack about knocking up a hooker and aborting it with a coathanger!
<0> that sounds like a good night
<2> XTR: **** the landline. you're better off now
<0> if you involve crac
<0> crack
<5> Hold me.
<1> yea, i guess you're right, teebsgrrl
<1> my bad... i apologize
<1> bbl
<5> Bart Do you have a landline?
<2> I love when I have a fedex/ups/whoever delivery and I am at work or wherever and can ring them in to make the delivery
<3> my aunt miscarried so many times she became sterile.
<2> me, hell no. I dumped SBC's *** as soon as speakeasy started offering adsl on dedicated pair
<5> Bart And they leave it in front of your door?
<3> she's now happy with her adopted child.
<2> instead of ripoff shareline
<2> if it doesn't require a signature...my from door thing has my mobile number in it
<2> I hit 6 just like you would with a landline phone and it buzzes them in
<5> Bart Wanna hear something scary? I haven't drunk at home in a while, and I got an almost full bottle AND orange juice, and I just don't really feel like it.
<2> well, you've been doing some heavy friday nights out.
<2> I never used to drink at home when I went out partying all the time. was no need
<5> Oh yeah, been sick too.
<2> oh :(
<5> I forget.
<2> sick ****s
<5> I don't think my buzzer has a mobile uh, link?
<4> Barsky: getting old
<5> Or is it easy to setup.
<2> my throat has been weird for a few days. have a feeling I am getting something again. especially with my boss coming to work sick today. like this thing started last week
<5> On the other hand, in this place, I wouldn't want **** left on front of my door.
<2> GETTING. Hon, I can join aarp in a couple days :D
<5> My throat is so bad, my voice is ****ed.
<2> well, we have a secured lobby
<2> and like today's delivery got taken in by whoever. no idea but it was here when I got home
<2> :((
<5> Mine's secured. But the clientle (sp) = scum.
<5> White trash like santr0n.



<2> my throat is just a little annoying. no big deal as of yet
<5> And pb.
<5> And the rest of the ops.
<2> oh. this place is safe
<5> :)
<2> white trash and santr0n??
<2> isn't that redundant?
<2> ;-)
<5> Why doesn't my phone's contact list have a place for addresses? wdf.
<2> </ducking>
<6> hey anyone here interested in alaptop. price 450 includes shpping, case, wireless router. message me if interested on msn at mcsltd3@hotmail.com or aim at ogd443
<5> BAN SANT0N.
<2> KIDDING SARTAN
<7> Dude. somebody stole my treo over the weekend :(
<2> bloody hell. from where?
<0> uh did i miss something
<7> beats me. i must have set it down on a counter at the bar or something like that.
<2> just teasing. nothing of importance
<5> z0rg Again?
<3> [23:05] <6> hey anyone here interested in alaptop. price 450 includes shpping, case, wireless router. message me if interested on msn at mcsltd3@hotmail.com or aim at ogd443
<2> ok. set it down on a counter in a bar.
<2> WTF
<8> z0g^: what happens when you call it?
<7> i guess i did that. i dont know. it just disappeared. they coulda maybe pickpocketed me without me knowing because im not the type to set down the phone on the bar
<7> no answer when i tried calling it that day. i immediaetly called cingular and had the phone shut off
<8> what version?\
<3> heh if someone stole my phone they'd be pissed. First, they'd have to get past my keycode lock and THEN they'd soon realize the backlight is dead and the screen is cracked.
<7> 650
<3> they'd have to throw it in the river
<2> z0g: I thought of you the other morning while reading the gizmodo article about yellow, green and blue laser pointers :)
<5> bashaha.
<8> heh.. cool, excuse to get one of the new ones
<8> buy me one while you're at it
<3> only reason I can use my phone is that I memorized the key combos you need to unlock it and get through the menus
<3> its nice not having a screen though. I suddenly began to remember people's phone numbers.
<7> I have read the rumor that the 800p may be out in a couple months. I may get a super cheap phone to get me by until that date, then spring for the 800p
<3> no longer stranded if I lose my phonebook. I actualyl know #s now.
<2> treo 800p?
<7> yep
<2> didn't 700 just come out?
<7> its kinda just rumor over at the treocentral forums.. supposedly theyre just going to increment the model number for the palmos version... 700 is windows...
<7> again, its all rumor from what i can tell
<2> only reason I have even touched a treo is the dingbat exec that constantly ****s her versamail settings to our servers on her 650 :)
<2> and I fix it as if that's any accomplishment.
<2> and my boss grumbles because she just couldn't get a blackberry since we have a BES.
<2> gonna be funny when blackberry gets cut off and she's the only one who can still use her device :)
<7> hum
<2> oooh good fart
<4> good in what way?
<9> gotta change your shorts good?
<2> warmed up the leather deskchair
<2> no. I don't find the wet ones to be good
<4> i think sometimes my farts smell good
<9> anal leakage != good
<4> like the ones in the shower
<2> man, my leather deskchair is totally the wrong color now for this place :(
<2> maybe I should try to exchange it when costco has this chair again
<2> i mean, I've only had it about 2 years ;-)
<10> sushi squid anyone? http://ftw.fjo.nu/img/1131210136795.jpg
<7> disgusting
<2> I was poking him. double stuffed
<7> eh
<11> why is it these days cheesh marin looks like a clown but isn't wearing clown makeup?
<2> it's the stash and nose
<4> i liked him on judging amy
<11> he doesn't have a stache.
<2> who. this chicago fire dept diver looks like tedski
<4> pic?
<2> tv news
<4> o
<2> they train them with their masks blocked because the visibility in lake michigan where they get them bodies out is about 1' :)
<4> hmm
<2> mm thermal imaging


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