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<0> That was THE original reality show.
<0> KNow what I'm sayin.
<1> i like ****ing with people and making them buy into fiction.
<0> Or was it M.A.S.H.
<0> I buy into fiction everyday.
<0> When I'm *********ing.
<1> eh, we all do.
<0> Oh.
<1> really? i prefer an encyclopedia for *********ion material. oh MAN, non-fiction is arousing.
<0> MmmMmmm kaay.
<0> Jet *********es to wikipedia.
<0> It's all good.
<1> "oh my god, what a huge gross national product, oh oh OH OHHHHHHHH . . . oh ****, i guess the M volume needs to be replaced now."
<0> :(
<0> Man, pb's drunk.
<1> no, this is the sort of **** i think up when i'm sober.



<0> Daaamn dude.
<0> I love you.
<1> i need to read vonnegut. i don't think i've gotten a chance to read any of his books. damn shame.
<0> Who?
<1> you don't know who kurt vonnegut is?
<0> NO.
<1> ****in' illiterate bastard. what the hell do they teach you up in canuckistan?!
<0> Engrish. Mother****er.
<0> Do you speak it?
<1> no.
<0> ahaha.
<1> so solly.
<0> I miss Marb. :(
<1> did he get stuck in a doorway and die?
<0> omg.
<1> i dunno, dude. just asking.
<0> You're just sick and morbid and interacting badly with my anti-depressants.
<1> i'm evil.
<2> p*** in on eth0 proto tcp from any to any port > 1024 established
<2> whats established mean?
<0> Says on the bottle. "Do not take with pb".
<0> ahaha.
<0> WEbdawg Etehreal.
<0> Woah. I can't type.
<1> uhm. established. it means that there's been a successful negotiation on the socket.
<1> is that some whack*** sort of quasi-english firewall rule or something?
<2> i dont understand how that would relate to a firewall
<2> iptables for windows
<2> it was one in the rules.txt
<2> http://www.google.com/search?q=pktfilter-1.0.cab&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial
<2> its on the ubcd i think
<1> seems to me it's saying don't block any accepted incoming TCP traffic for ports over 1024.
<3> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
<4> DCC SEND "thisiswhatjesus'thingsdo"
<1> sigh, here we go again.
<0> AHAHA.
<1> another wave of dumb****s.
<0> Another wave of pb's children.
<2> why would that rule be needed for outgoing connections?
<0> What time is the Academy Awards?
<1> hell if i know. disable the rule and see how far you get.
<2> aight
<2> hehe
<1> dude XTR. if i thought they were my children for one second, i'd cut my **** off and set my testicles on fire just to keep from letting any more of those ****ups into the world.
<0> omg.
<0> pls don't. You can cum in my mouth.
<0> And stop talkin **** about our children.
<0> ahaha.
<5> Oo
<0> :(
<1> that was more polite than what i was about to do.
<6> Figured
<6> heh
<1> heh.
<0> **** man.
<6> what a ****ing tard
<6> :(
<1> itchy balls.
<6> anyways... im out
<6> later folks



<1> of the closet?
<1> now you can be zinfindellin' in public.
<0> ralf.
<1> bah. somebody come do my laundry for me.
<7> k
<1> somebody else?
<7> why? pee gets them clean
<0> I'll do it.
<7> o man saw something on the history channel in spain they useto brush their teeth with pee
<0> omg.
<8> pee has been used for lots of stuff
<1> did they take it straight from the tap?
<7> they used morning pee
<0> AHAHA.
<9> **** I swear this VPN link is going to be the death of me.
<8> Aztec physicians used urine to clean external wounds to prevent infection, and administered it as a drink to relieve stomach and intestine problems
<7> uriea has amonia in it
<8> it was the romans who used it for their teeth
<7> yea but they said the spanish
<8> well their werent spaniards back then
<8> it was all rome
<8> but that was the area
<8> spain
<0> didib0rg is smrt.
<1> he's just really into pee.
<0> We will be ***imilated.
<0> Oh.
<7> amazing how nasty a sewer is but it all comes out of people
<10> I just re-partitioned my system
<11> werd
<10> And my internet has seemed to slow down to around half the normal speed
<9> Your internet?
<11> Twan2, can i repartition your mom
<9> I thought it was mine.
<11> sup dov
<10> Is there anything I can do?
<1> well stop it. you're slowing my internet down too goddamnit.
<12> it's gore's
<7> no
<10> My internet speed*
<9> Not much Gimp, having lotsa issues with a VPN though.
<7> everytime you repartition it slows your internet speed
<11> werd
<13> you reinstalled windows from scratch? What all did you do when you 'repartitioned your system' ?
<12> it's recommended you only repartition about 2 times
<11> my sata raid card isn't showing up
<12> after that, internet speed drops too far
<9> Twan2, repartitioning should not make any difference to the speed of the internet.
<9> Aurelius, where did you get your facts from?
<10> Well it has
<12> Dov-work: the intarweb
<11> dov, it's called a joke
<11> heh
<12> it is?
<13> in fact, nothing Twan2 could do short of initiate a m***ive distributed flood attack on every major hub would affect 'internet speed'.
<12> i was being serious
<12> bye
<14> anyone know how to get windows defender
<9> www.microsoft.com
<1> go to microsoft's site, download, install.
<11> it's past your bedtime sammy
<12> search for it
<14> other than there
<9> http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=435bfce7-da2b-4a6a-afa4-f7f14e605a0d&DisplayLang=en
<11> how are teh grandkids?
<9> To be exact,
<14> hiya Gimp :)
<13> !info antispy
<14> all great thanks
<13> !info antispyware
<1> if you weren't a cheap **** using a warezed version with a generated key, i'm sure it wouldn't be a problem.


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