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<0> wtf. UPS. I don't know that I am expecting anything
<1> barry
<1> i sent you a human head
<1> i sent you a human head, barry
<0> cool
<0> oh bloody. hell. screw this.
<1> lol
<0> I actually have work I need to do. why am I ****ing with something I don't need to be?
<1> why what did you get
<0> I have no idea what the ups package would be
<0> I just ordered the stuff from Ram I forgot in the original one, today. can't be that :)
<0> for all I know it wasn't for me and the UPS guy just rang someone on the doorbell list
<2> question for sus
<2> do I need to modify the registry for each client even I use gpo?
<3> man. sometimes php is such a bastard to debug. page works, i modify an include file to add a function and now it's bombing without telling me what's wrong.
<3> great. cannot redeclare. well where the **** is it declared in the first place?



<4> aint debugging php fun :)
<5> hi. I got a ms-dos program that i starts in windows. but when i writes to the program (using keyboard) it just prints the wrong letters. it only works when i write with Caps Lock. how can i fix that???
<4> are you using a different language to the keyboard?
<4> perhaps a spanish setup with an english keyboard for example?
<5> yes
<4> I know that in spanish keyboards, the layout is different and spanish people use "jejejej" to mean "hehehe"
<4> change your keyboard layout then
<5> oh. hehe.:P using norwegian keyboard
<5> hmm.. where ?
<4> ah, well same problem most likely
<5> in windows control panel?
<4> in the control panel
<4> yeah
<5> hmm, oki, i'll try :)
<4> you can configure the keyboards, language etc in there
<5> should i change into english then???
<4> well if the keyboard is english and you want to type in english, it's something you can try
<5> the keyboard is norwegian
<4> of course, if you are using a norweigan version of windows and an english keyboard, the character codes will not match the letters printed on the keyboard itself
<3> heh, it was declared as a dummy function in a general module where it never should have been.
<4> and it works the other way around
<4> pizza, I either use require_once for including files, or I wrap certain parts of the include in a is_defined(something) like an ifdef wrapper in C
<5> i got a english version of windows and a norwegian keyboard. (vice versa of what you said.)
<5> he.
<4> I think it's is_defined anyway
<4> jeje, well thats your problem then, change the language of keyboard to norweigan and I think then you'll find the keys you have printed on the keyboard, match the key's being input into the computer
<4> try it, come back if it doesnt wrok
<5> =D thanks for your help.. hmm... it works when i turn the keyboard to english (control panel)
<4> well, if it works :) dont know it
<4> urgh
<4> I meant, dont knock it
<6> Umm. FUUUUCK.
<6> YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
<3> well yeah, each file was called require_once, but the one that was called first had an empty function named the same as what i added to the second include file. i just forgot to clean up the old file is all.
<3> XTR! guess what i got today!
<4> pizza_biz: ahhh ic
<4> yeah, cruft, I have fun with that too
<4> sit there thinking, wtf? what are you complaining about, then it hits you, you forgot to remove all the crap from a previous implementation of some cl*** or codebase, which is now getting in your way :)
<3> cruftastic.
<4> usually I write a first version, scrap that cause I got some ace idea, then have to go back through it, rewriting parts of it
<4> meh
<3> i just hate when php fails quietly and i have to either crank up the error reporting or search around for 10 minutes trying to figure out what actually went wrong.
<4> I just leave it on high :)
<4> any error is not trivial is the way I think about it
<4> everything has to be fixed, otherwise it's broken
<4> second you start letting things fail quietly, is the same second errors start to creep in and you don't realise it
<7> anyone familuar with Eweka Internet Services ?
<4> nope
<3> eh, habit i picked up from perl hacking (and yes, technically it's sloppy in perl too) is i'd do if ($somevar) {...} rather than if (isset($somevar)) {...}, and i get annoyed that it whines at me when $somevar isn't defined.
<4> ahah yeah, wrecks your page formatting doesnt it
<4> muchos funos
<4> I think it makes if statements ugly though, but it's necessary to weed out those sorts of problems, so it's something you just have to live with
<4> why does making a div inline, put a 1px space between it and the next div below it?
<4> but making it block, removes it
<4> stupid html/css
<7> hmmm
<8> Scarlett Pimplenel, The (noun)
<8> The girl is on her back and you are straddling her chest while she ****s your ****. Just as you shoot skeet you tighten the vice that her head is in till her head explodes like a pimple.
<9> I need to update windows for wpa2 support, would this be a general update or do I need to specifically download a single update?
<3> urbandictionary?
<4> digiwork: wtf?



<8> Shocking Cowpoke
<8> This is when you mount your partner doggy style, shoot him/her in the back with a taser gun and hold on until you reach orgasm.
<4> digiwork: LOOOL
<4> digiwork: thats sick :P
<10> dead dead dead sharona wooooo
<11> how can i clear the 'Run...' history on my WinXP machine?
<8> Danting (verb)
<8> The act of cutting out a woman's septum from her nose and then ****ing her nose.
<10> ?
<10> MAIL YOUR **** TODAY
<10> 39c come monday
<12> i need help
<12> how can i change my xp cd key, i wont updade it to sp2
<12> help
<12> hallo
<12> help
<13> Help!
<13> lol
<13> Fag
<10> drunks
<14> well I got my mobo. :D
<14> looks nice.
<14> i love the smell of new electronics. :D
<1> just the mobo?
<1> or was that the only thing left lol
<14> Man Always Insists You Toss Him Keys Rather Than Just Hand Them To Him LITTLE ROCK, AR-- Area resident Russ Squirek insists on having his keys tossed to him rather than handed, sources reported Monday. "It's always, 'Yo, here we go, long bomb, send 'em over, going deep," friend Craig Green said. "I think he thinks it's cool."
<14> Green said Squirek also insists on hopping into convertibles whenever possible rather than using the door.
<1> hehe
<14> I got an onion calender xmas, one of those page-a-day ones
<1> onion?
<1> werd
<14> I'll spam the channel all year. :D
<4> nerp, do you have to peel away the skins to see the next months?
<4> and it have saucy pictures of onions? in various states of undress?
<15> As in "The Onion" webzine?
<14> The onion is also a printed newspaper. :D
<14> and yeah.
<4> :P
<14> tons of naked onions.
<14> oh nice, i didn't realize the wd raptor has a 5 year warranty
<14> so if it dies for any reason, snap fingers, get a new one
<4> ace :)
<1> no **** nerp
<1> did you see the one with the window they are making?
<4> read about that on /.
<14> yeah i'm not worried about windows. :)
<14> the specs are nice though
<14> i don't have a clear case nor case windows. . . so....
<4> do you have windows?
<4> :P
<1> well you'd have to have it mounted weird to see it anyways....
<14> no, i run tandy deskmate
<4> I Wonder if it'll just look like a silver platter, that'll be "interesting"
<14> yeah, that pic of the acryllic case with it mounted on the side was kinda neat though, you have to admit
<4> just a shiny silver platter, appearing to do "nothing"!
<14> if you were in a band and used computers to run plugins on stage or something that'd be cool
<4> wow, I can see into the disk, woooo
<1> kosh[0] you can see the arm also
<1> :P
<4> ahh, a bit more interesting
<4> could perhaps have a light to shine on it, it'd be like a light show
<14> they were going to put leds in there but decided against it
<14> future versions will glow from inside.
<14> welcome to pimped out hard drives. :P
<4> lol
<4> pimp my hard disk
<1> it had to happen eventually
<14> they figured, why stop at powersupplies
<4> coming soon to mtv :P
<1> they will sell like hotcakes for sure dude
<1> specially since they are fast as hell
<4> cpu's are next


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