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<0> I have to have a shot gun here because cocaine costs $300 a night on the street
<0> PLUS
<0> I don't need a doctor, some *** from the FDA, or a cop telling me that I can't take the medication (pot) that actually removes my introvertedness.
<1> i ahve a shotgun here .. actually a few because i like to turkey hunt :)
<1> and im going again Friday. YAY
<0> iPods should be ****ing illegal.
<0> heheh
<0> wrote this VB.NET Webforms **** today
<1> There are about 2,000 foreign hard drug addicts living in Amsterdam. In the
<1> past few years, Dutch authorities and various social work agencies have
<1> established contact with the authorities in other European countries with
<1> respect to this point. The aim of this contact is to develop ***istance
<1> programmes so that foreign drug addicts can return to their own countries and
<1> get the help they need there.
<1> oops
<1> ****ing POS CR's



<1> that's funny though
<0> let's the hot HR lady enter employee info, and magically, AD accounts and exchange mailboxes are created
<1> cool FK!
<1> we are about to do that with infopath
<0> yeah I thought of doing it with infopath
<0> that was my first try
<0> and I got it working in like 20 minutes
<0> but
<0> You gotta buy ****in' infopath :D
<0> for each person
<1> true enough
<1> we have office enterprise
<0> that ****s :D
<1> so its easy
<1> BUT
<1> infopath ****s
<1> because of that fact
<1> HOWEVER
<1> in the next version, you can convert infopath forms into webforms :)
<1> that will be sweat
<0> yeah
<1> sweet
<0> there's third party for that **** now
<1> yeah, its not all that great
<1> so ive heard
<0> yeah
<1> have you used Visual Web DEveloper 2005?
<0> our helpdesk is written in .NET, I'm thinking of trying to expose it's ticket generator as a webservice so I can auto create a ticket for our Tech to setup the PC for the new employee.
<1> which helpdesk?
<0> liberum
<0> I think it's in .NET
<1> hrmm, never heardof that one
<0> !google liberum
<2> http://www.liberum.org/
<1> ours is written in .****
<0> never used Visual Web Dev 2005
<1> like here
<1> i got my action pack
<1> and in the Visual Studio 2005 section
<1> it had 2 CD's
<0> wait it might not be .NET cause it only requires IIS 4
<1> Visual Web Developer 2005 and Visual Basic .NET 2005
<0> I think it's straight ASP
<1> oh
<1> is it all web based?
<0> liberum?
<0> yeah
<1> yeah
<1> ****
<0> MSSQL
<0> GPL
<0> THC
<3> OMG
<3> WTF
<3> BBW
<0> heheh
<3> BBQ, too. :-D
<0> BBW :D
<1> theone thing i like about our ticket system is it ties in with purchasing and ***et/inventory as well
<3> FKnight`: :-D :-D
<0> Big Busty Woman



<3> Is /that/ what that stands for?
<3> I never really knew, or put much thought into it.
<3> Not exactly one of the things that kept me awake at night.
<0> I wanna do up a webforms requisition system too
<1> we are doing that in infopath as well :)
<1> we have this entire policy reform thing coming up this summer
<1> all procurement requests, account requests, etc will be integrated in SPS
<1> ****
<1> i gotta pay the mortgage
<0> I just gotta add the logic to check for a conflicting userid and run through different patterns, and also the part where it sets group membership
<0> then throw in a little more exception handling ****
<0> so that it don't crash
<1> i wouldnt want our stuff to autocreate the account
<4> hmm
<0> it can't make any more errors than an IT guy :D Just gotta account for everything. Code can do that better than an IT guy.
<1> id have to script in all the home folder/tshome folder/profile **** too
<4> the silicon lining on my bedroom window is starting to peel off
<4> can i just redo it?
<1> we use roaming profiles both for TS and regular same for home folders
<4> or shud i call a pro
<5> silicon lining on a window?!?
<3> _coheed: Always leave that **** to the professionals, man.
<3> peerce: #windows.
<3> He's clever.
<0> our situation is hard, because our company's structure is just a bunch of exceptions :D
<1> like magical trevor
<1> fk, we use custom fields for exceptions :)
<0> nah I mean like
<1> "i know this person is in construction, but they need to be in the accounsting group as well"
<4> i see
<1> "just that one person though"
<1> "and then this other person too.. but just on wednesdays"
<0> just the placement of a new user account in AD depends on the department and their company (we have a subsidiary), and their branch office
<0> some branch offices are shared by both companies
<0> some departments are only in one office
<4> and if i want to replace the net on my window
<0> other weird ****
<4> can i just buy a replacement?
<1> yeah
<4> or would i have trouble with the correct sizes
<4> help!
<1> we divi **** up by 3 different ways
<0> I've been collapsing **** tons of OUs though over the past few months
<1> geographic, portfolio and department
<1> it can really **** for OU creation
<6> ok... so i got a pix 501 on the border of my network, and both my dns and web server are internal... so www.domain.com points to a public ip address on my internal dns... am i basically screwed because i cant do dns doctoring beacuse the dns request never goes through the pix
<1> heh
<0> in some cases we deploy proxy settings based on some political reason.
<6> i want to be able to access www.domain.com internally
<1> put the DNS server on the outside if you have a need to run your own dns
<1> then run an internal dns on the inside
<1> else use bind and views
<1> which is a pain in the nuts
<0> **** dns views :D
<6> digi: ok... but no way to get this to work without some serious work, right?
<0> If I need both internal and external DNS, I make two DNS servers :D
<1> well
<1> yeah
<1> what FK said
<1> thats not all that serious
<6> fk: yeah, i didnt set this up
<0> or I host the external on godaddy :D
<0> godaddy lets you edit the zone
<6> yeah, ok... thanks... i just wanted to make sure i wasnt missing something obvious
<1> we have 4 dns servers
<1> 2 inside and 2 outside
<1> **** DMZ
<0> **** DMZs too
<0> I'm moving our external DNS outside the perimeter
<1> yeah, no reason to have it on DMZ
<1> just over complicates ****
<0> and check this ****ing reason out
<0> we do NAT on our 2611 perimiter router and the ****er rewrites the CONTENTS of DNS QUERIES based on NAT. To FIX it, I need a command that isn't in my version of IOS
<1> yeah, you do that weird nat stuff


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