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<0> Gotta watch out for those raver squirrels ... especially when they're on the E
<1> if you see a squirrel coming at you and he's carrying a glowstick in his mouth, RUN!
<2> hey I have a question
<2> Who came up with the idea of multiple CPUs and multiple core CPUs and hyperthreaded CPUs showing up as more than one CPU to the OS?
<2> why was this necessary?
<3> i have a virus that reboots my pc randomly.. norton is not finding it
<3> wahat do i do?
<2> Why couldn't it just look like one big fast CPU to the OS?
<0> FK, I think it has to do with the way the cores handle instructions.
<1> it's probably the "my computer is a broken piece of ****" virus.
<2> because it seems to me then computer programs wouldn't have to be SMP aware
<2> to get the utilization of both CPUs
<2> because the hardware would handle it
<2> like. If you run VMware workstation 4 on a 2 CPU box, the virtual machine runs on both CPUs, but the Virtual machine sees only one virtual CPU. All of the sudden that VM and all the applications running under it have the utilization of both CPUs without being SMP aware. Seems a lot better than what we have now.
<2> I dunno
<2> makes sense to me but my logic could be flawed
<2> Like .. with Microsoft building the hypervisor **** into Longhorn Server and Vista, and using the VT ****, wouldn't it make sense to just solve the problem of underutilized multi core/multi cpu, by just making every OS think there's only one CPU
<2> albeit, a powerful one
<4> is there a way to make your monitor grayscale?
<5> apps shouldn't need to be SMP aware. Apps should be written multithreaded, then the OS handles dispatching the threads to the different CPUs
<4> my monitor has this blue tint and it keeps flashing between bright and dark, and every now and then i get nailed in the corner with some deadly cyan
<4> corner of the eye*
<2> yeah but if the OS only sees one CPU, which is a virtual amalgamation of a bunch of real CPUs, why have the need to do any of that at all
<4> it stings
<2> I mean, move the thread dispatching responsibility to the hypervisor
<2> multithreaded **** sounds scary
<2> I'm glad I'm not a programmer
<0> FK, there's a word you don't see often. Amalgamation.
<0> And used nice and properly.
<2> oh yeah see they're kinda doing that. Even if your guest OS sees one CPU, the hypervisor schedules it across all your physicals
<2> so yeah
<2> see
<2> hardware virtualization and 64 bit computing
<2> this is gonna be a huge change in the paradigm
<2> the world is going to change
<0> http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw
<5> wow
<5> someone went to a lot of work
<0> Some Brit.
<5> bad teeth and a penchant for wasting time and money
<5> makes you wonder how they ever conquered the world
<0> Well, that, and the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car thing.
<2> woah
<2> Microsoft IT is running some Exchange servers under Virtual Server
<2> the build system for Virtual Server is running under Virtual Server
<2> that's ****ing weirds
<2> *weird
<5> virtualizing hardware has all sorts of advantages
<6> YEAH BABY! Kegerator is stocked once again!
<5> I mean, even if you wanted to run a web server and a db on the same box, running them in separate virtual machines isolates each from problems the other might cause
<6> my poor kegerator sat here, empty, neglected, for a good 4 months
<6> now it once again has a keg in it.
<5> your db server dies with some OS patch or revision?
<5> fine, just patch the web server OS
<5> leave the db server alone
<5> or whatever
<2> need to back it up?
<2> the WHOLE BOX
<2> bare metal
<2> Volume Shadow Copy
<6> im buying 1/4 kegs now, since i can actually carry them myself without ***istance.
<2> on the virtual disks
<5> ya
<2> "uh..we ****ed up the SQL server bad"
<2> "Can you revert it to Tuesday?"
<2> "yeah"
<2> <click>
<6> What happens to a keg of beer if its left unrefrigerated?
<6> i know its not good, but how long can it remain that way before it goes sour?
<0> Provided it hasn't been previously refridgerated, it can sit for ages.
<6> ***uming it hasnt been tapped yet, fresh from the brewery
<6> I went to the keg store, and picked up two 1/4 kegs, figuring i could stack one ontop of the other in the kegerator. but that didnt fit. so i can only really get one in there and tapped.
<6> so i haev the other sitting in the hallway
<5> all this technology and Microsoft still can't install Media Player 9 with other updates
<6> hasnt been tapped yet
<5> it has to be installed all by itself
<6> so i wonder if it will stay there okay
<0> z0g^sn, you'll be fine.
<0> Hehehe, will it fit in your regular fridge if you yank everything out?
<6> I doubt it. these things are very wide.
<6> ill try
<6> 1/4 kegs are just as wide as the regular kegs
<7> DCC SEND "xxxporno4u6969696********************************9696969696996969696969696!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 0 0 0
<6> nope absolutely not it doesnt fit
<6> the fridge has a hump in the back where the compressor is. that sorta ****s things up. the kegerator works around the compressor hump somehow.
<6> gotta run. bbl.
<0> Its kind of sad how TV shows I was like so into during the 80s ... I try and watch today and just can't.
<8> don't **** with the ateam
<8> or I'll have to hurt you
<9> well, that Novaform bed is still expanding. It comes in a carton with caster and is compressed. you cut into it and it starts expanding. heh
<10> MR_T_BBS
<8> even though they use machine guns and explosives and no one ever gets so much as a bloody nose
<9> but it can take 24 to 72 hours to fully expand. weird
<0> Gonna shoot 10,000 rounds of ammo at me and not hit anything? :)
<8> and knight rider!
<8> KITT > *
<6> Whoa. Alabama state has approved a law which makes the sale of a beer keg illegal for personal use. according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keg
<6> thats so ****ed in so many ways
<8> what defines "personal"?
<6> the kegerator in my house?
<8> if I buy it for my house and charge $0.01/beer when my friends come over, it's now an in-home business
<6> even better, donate it to charity
<8> hehe
<8> then you can write off your keg purchases!
<6> :D
<8> if you get a 501(c)(3)
<10> z0g, sounds like a hillbilly law
<8> I've actually been thinking about that though
<6> ick. its gonna take a few mugs of beer to get rid of the beer line cleaner solution
<8> I do a weekly thursday night drinking outting
<6> always happens after a fresh beer line cleaning
<8> it now varies from about 6 ro 16 people on a weekly basis
<8> I'm wondering what the laws are on making it a legal non-profit organization that pays for the nights, and gives receipts to contributors who attend :)
<6> i really gotta get moving. im heading down south to do some clubbing or whatever.
<10> i got a yacht party tonight
<6> chat at ya goys lata :D
<10> have fun z0g y0
<6> HHAAHAHAH. when you have a keg, and you take off the plastic cap off the tapping area, dont push that metal ball. beer sprays everywhere.,
<11> jesus ****ING GOD
<11> 400 bucks to get two O2 sensors replaced in my truck
<11> and on top of that ****ing like 250 in rental car charges because the dealership took all week to ****ing do it
<12> that would be homo***ual deity ***
<0> And incest
<12> wow..
<12> jesus@heaven.bet is on #christian
<11> ****ing dealership called me back like 4 ****ing times telling me it was ready
<12> #advice #!!!dads4sons***
<11> ****ing morons
<11> mechanic was some oriental dude named "ding"
<11> hahaha
<13> #!!!dads4sons*** $#@#%@%
<13> WTF
<13> lol
<14> i have the hots for a chinese girl
<14> i'm a week away from asking her out
<15> why not today?
<9> does your engine ding?
<14> because I had chinese take out 2 days ago
<12> OSEsdkhjsf
<12> 'ol
<16> i have windows98. is it possible to wipe everything EXCEPT the OS?
<12> oral
<13> wipe the os too
<13> 98 sux
<15> how do you know if she's single?
<16> lol
<12> reinstall
<16> i cant run anything
<12> dummy
<13> use 2000/xp
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