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<0> hmm new key terms to search on
<1> Anyways lunch, brb.
<2> [Fserve Active] - Trigger:[/ctcp Lazaro Lazwarriot] - Users:[/5] - Sends:[/1] - Queues:[/2] - Message:[Simpsons - Smallville] - SysReset 2.53
<3> hrmm
<4> keyblogger
<4> EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE
<5> Good evening folks. Would anyone happen to know the name of the company that develops the Right Now! support ticketing system for Windows? I can't seem to find it on Google to save my own life. :-P
<3> http://www.rightnow.com/
<3> that?
<5> Badtzmaru: No. It's an actual software product (at least, it CLAIMS to be).
<5> Badtzmaru: It's essentially a tech-support ticketing agent.
<6> hi, im having issues with my language bar
<6> it says i added it to the taskbar, but it is invisible
<0> well heck RSOP.msc is still erroring, i reset the WMI permissions back to normal
<6> and i see the bar that lets me move it when i unlock my start bar
<7> having problems with my computers memory.... p4 3.0ghz, 1.5gb ddr2 400mhz ram, should i change performance options to programs or background services and memory usage to programs or system cache?



<8> My god. Remember the day when I ordered all of those Paradichlorobenzene toilet fresheners?
<4> ITZ BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME. I THINK I SHOULD BE GOING
<4> TIME DOESNT WAIT FOR ME IT KEEPS ON GOOOOOO INNNNNNN
<8> I thought I was ordering 12 of them. 12 individual ones. It turns out, I ordered 12 cartons of them. I have 144 of these ****ing things. I have no clue what im going to do with this many toilet fresheners.
<4> ooF
<4> decorate your whole neighborhood.
<4> throw the freshners behind bushes, in the hallways etc
<1> The biggest problem will be that for several weeks after you run out, you will still have that ghost smell in your nose where you will always have that sense of it lingering ;)
<8> At this rate, these things end up costing about 25 cents apiece. Thats a ****LOAD cheaper then when you buy at the grocery store.
<8> but this is like a 50 year supply
<8> actually if each block completely sublimates in exactly one month, that is a 12 year supply.
<9> hi im using this computer and the monitor colors are really bright... how can i change this
<8> try adjusting the brightness setting on the monitor. duhh.
<9> i cant find the brightness
<9> and now there is a highlight box in the middle
<10> yes
<9> wohoo fixed it
<9> you all ****
<9> :)
<11> feh
<9> bye
<4> oMg. @ werk still :(
<4> BUTT SHE SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONGGGGGG.
<12> holla
<11> that u samooa ?
<11> where you workin now ?
<4> hey pffffft y0 yesh
<4> i'm freelancin
<11> ahh
<4> fixin broekn networks
<11> man there's a lot of those around town :)
<4> yesh
<4> and you dont have to know much more than google
<11> hehe
<13> and oddly enough they need to be fixed two weeks after z4M04's first visit. . . .
<12> whats this 'google'
<11> herm i wonder if there are any good tcp fingerprinting utils that can tell me if a series of IPs are hosted on one box or on N boxes
<8> man its amazing. im checking out, for ****s and giggles, these online pharmacies. What they charge for even generic medication is totally freaking insane. i cant imagine what it would be like to not have insurance to cover that stuff.
<13> and how exactly is that "creative"?
<12> http://65.91.250.129:8000
<12> No, actually I was asking you to be creative.
<8> yea and you expect someone to open that?
<12> shout cast you tard
<12> put it in winamp
<12> I shall rally elsewhere.
<12> Robot death squad
<13> you do that.
<12> I may.
<0> well heck rsop.msc being broke isn't an easy fix google and ms aren't too good
<14> YO YO
<14> whoops
<14> caps
<14> u make it down to the boardwalk today? i didn't make it. was having my car worked on. was supposed to leave for vegas today. didn't get to. oh well
<4> i was down there for a sec
<4> it rained
<4> so i said fugget
<14> yeah, that was about the rainy time
<14> http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html



<14> heh
<12> http://sonic.acmeshells.com/~ackrite/whoa.jpg
<8> So anyone interested in a box of 12 para toilet fresheners?
<12> are they edible?
<10> zog what flacor?
<8> not recommended
<10> v
<8> they are pink. typical public restroom pink.,
<10> are they partialy used?
<0> ok what other RSOP info does your help bot have
<8> no. fully new. i thought i ordered 12 of them. turns out i ordered 12 cases of 12 each. 144 of thse ****ing things
<14> ok
<1> ntman, what is the issue again?
<10> birthday presents
<13> so it'll take you 12 time longer to go through them.
<8> Hahahaha. that would be funny :D mail them randomly to friends and family.
<1> If someone gave me a toilet freshner for a birthday present I would knock them out.
<10> think of me when you pee
<14> u better hope someone has a BAD case of diahreah
<14> sp?
<1> Diahorrea.
<8> diarrhea thank you
<13> diarrhea.
<10> h,,
<8> You people disgust me. You are the same ones that introduce apostrophes inappropriately in plural words, arent you?
<10> mm
<14> survey says...
<13> and for any of you who claimed that the people here don't know ****, we're out to prove you wrong!
<1> Oops, I left out the 'o' diarrhoea .
<15> hey guys got a question.. i want to get a new motherboard and i dont know what speed agp i need for my NVIDIA GeForce 6200.. any help?
<0> i get access denied on running gpresult and now RSop.msc
<13> putting an "o" in there is an excessive vowel movement.
<8> I saw some gimp on my way to work today, on the side of the road, holding a sign that read "CONDO'S FOR SALE".
<10> dieOreeah
<8> I wanted to roll down the window and yell at him
<8> or slap him silly
<1> ntman, have you looked in event logs?
<1> Are you auditing GP events?
<1> pale_blue, you so funny.
<1> :D
<14> mebbe he meant "condom's for sale"
<8> RabiZnaZ: That is still incorrect
<8> Do you know your ****ing language?
<8> morons.
<0> yes, nothing in the event logs. i enabled WMI verbose logging nothing of value
<14> oh ok.. ok.. condoms for sale
<13> !info apostrophe
<13> *heart* bob.
<1> ntman, do you have access to the actual DC?
<0> yup
<0> both of them
<8> for some strange reason, people misusing apostrophes really pisses me off more then many other things.
<1> You get issues with both DCs?
<13> you know what pisses me off?
<1> You're?
<8> pb: everytjhing
<13> not knowing the difference between "then" and "than". :-D
<0> no the RSop.msc runs find on both DC's its only on a single member server
<13> zing!
<14> why do u care what other ppl know?
<0> dns is fine, w32time syncs fine,
<14> it should make no difference to you
<1> ntman, using the same credentials?
<0> yup
<16> you know what tastest yummy?
<0> domain\administrator runs fine on both DC's
<16> everclear
<0> bombs on the member server
<8> I have even seen BUSINESS VEHICLES that were PAINTED with improper apostrophes. That is, perhaps, i think, the ultimate in moron.
<13> ew.
<17> hi
<14> everclear - not legal in california


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