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<0> ahhhhh
<1> ah, this is why. VBA's stupid ****ing "typecasting". should've been written as Const latetime = (10# * 3600# + 15# * 60#) / 86400# (i didn't have the #'s).
<1> then again, i don't even know for sure if that resolved the calculation.
<1> heh. miraculously it did.
<2> hello DCC SEND omghi2uru2bgettingthis?\
<3> we bought a dell 1U server with two 73GB mirrored with Redhat ES preinstalled
<4> lem.
<3> there's a 67GB "Win95 Ext'd" partition
<3> WTF ?
<5> dell does funky stuff when they preinstall
<6> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<7> he doesn't say
<8> What exactly is an SM Bus controller and do I really need that driver installed
<9> Subject: Protect Yourself from Fake Emails
<9> Received: from email-86.payppal.com
<10> why to suffer you cum early



<10> www.gokillyourself.com/withaknife.html
<10> anyone here ?
<11> can installing all the windows updates help my fps after sp2?
<11> i downloaded sp2 and nothing else
<10> use linux
<10> heh
<11> noone knows the answer?
<11> what do the updates do exactly, anyway?
<10> yeah
<10> chicks rock
<12> stainer70, most windows updates patch vulnerabilities in various windows libraries
<12> keep people from doing crap to your system that you didn't authorize
<11> so it won't increase performance but security?
<12> stainer70, usually, yes.
<12> then again, an increase in security sometimes prevents something else from *decreasing* system performance
<12> also, things like Windows Media and DirectX updates are usually intended to increase performance
<12> you have to look at each of the updates and see
<12> SP2 was a rollup of both kinds of updates, plus outright bug fixes
<13> why are some plugs called male and other female?
<14> Um...
<10> I love hot chicks with nice plugsd
<10> I love hot chicks with nice plugs
<14> YOu're new at this being a human thing, right?
<11> plugs?
<14> Male plugs stick out, female plugs receive the part that sticks out.
<14> It's like a biology lesson.
<15> thank got its friday
<14> Blex, i think it's time we had... 'the talk'.
<14> Lol
<16> 204 keylogging attempts
<10> I LOVE HOT CHICKS WITH BIG VAGINAS
<14> lol
<13> Burke: I don't get it
<17> so what's the difference between a fridge and a vagina ?
<14> I was suggesting you're immature.
<14> It was a joke.
<17> a fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
<17> <laugh-track>
<14> haha
<15> ha thats funny
<16> get off irc ya big fat nerds
<10> I wanna score with hot chicks
<14> I'm not fat
<18> I'm getting a laptop (Dell Inspiron) that has a built in WIRELESS LAN CARD; can you recommend a wireless internet service provider?
<14> I'm big-boned.
<14> The women agree.
<16> MarEakin: er...
<16> MarEakin: it doesn't work like that.
<19> ?
<19> i have to buy juice and cheese
<18> sartan, how does it work?
<18> im ean to say, i want to use the internet on the run..
<16> MarEakin: there isn't technology that can do that yet
<16> unless you count a SIM card in a laptop and running over a cell phone data network
<16> $$$$$
<19> verizon offers wireless in some cities
<16> yeah but not .11g
<16> there are wireless isps but you need special gear to pick up the signal
<18> wait, i thought u could browse the internet using your cellphone?
<18> can't do that with a laptoP?
<16> not really



<16> not yet anyway
<16> it's not feasible
<16> it's different technology
<16> 'wireless internet' for a laptop really means a network card that can run on the 802.11 protocol -- wireless ethernet. Range = about 50 feet realistically
<16> your cell phone runs over GPRS or something else
<16> it's really a different technology
<18> oh i c!!!
<18> that explains it! thanks! i appreciate it
<18> i have been in the dark
<18> no wonder earthlink doesn't offer this :)
<18> i called them up and they were confused.
<16> yeah! hahaha
<18> anyways, thanks
<16> no prob
<13> whats the deal with DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<13> is that another bug out
<13> and how do I fix it
<13> its like startkeylogger
<20> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<13> see
<13> out they come from the wordwork
<21> has anyone here had problems extending ntfs 3.1 volumes under 2000?
<22> They're probably fake bugs put out by people who want to see who the morons are.
<21> it requires a WRT and a local irc client through NAT
<21> most people have probably already been kicked off
<22> Good thing I don't have any warts.
<10> ?
<21> i find it safest to irc from a shell host anyway
<23> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<23> D:
<22> Tard,
<21> so no one has tried to extend a 2003 volume under windows 2000?
<22> Someone probably has.
<21> i did and i think it breaks things horribly
<21> well actually our vender did
<10> ISA SHELL BAISA
<22> Did you vendor say "Hope you have backup"?
<21> well luckly we were doing a data migration so we just failed back to the old array
<10> I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
<12> IT WAS NIC EKNOWING YOU
<22> George: The effects aren't as desirable as the brochures say.
<10> My mom is going to take me to a mental center tomorrow
<10> they're probably going to commit me
<22> They probably have better brochures.
<24> one of the guys at work called me Nick Burns today
<24> i didn't get it... so i googled... some funny SNL skits
<24> I guess that's a downside of not owning TV
<22> What's a TV?
<25> Keep an eye out for people typing "DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0" And "Startkeylogger" they are trying to hack your system
<7> REALLY!!!!!????
<7> HOLY ****!!!!!
<21> heh
<24> omgz
<21> improper use of hack btw
<24> i be hackt?!
<24> Salmon, no ****?!
<21> oh he left
<24> SD70MAC, i dunno, some noisy box that people stare at all day
<22> Ted: Sounds annoying. I'll skip it.
<26> sAMOa
<26> laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
<7> so... why is it more of our soldiers get killed when a vehicle flips over than when one of our vehicles get blown up
<7> whenever a suicide bomber blows somethign up, we lose like, one
<7> when a vehicle "tips over"
<7> we lose like, seven
<27> why do we kill more soldiers in helicopter accidents than the enemy bring down helicopters?
<27> Because Life Is Like a Box of Poo
<7> no ****
<28> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<7> omfg
<7> now we've got THAT **** to deal with
<7> god people are ****ing stupid
<29> y***uh.


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