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<0> and if this site that you all gave me earlier has some help, then great
<1> heh. i give up.
<2> peerce, :D
<3> schnikies just google "how to setup a network with (fill in the blank)"
<4> schnikies, on a given default install of DHCP, it should work. If it doesn't READ!
<5> cham: thats C60
<2> that url doesnt do the carbon symmetry justice
<5> a stable molecule
<5> no, it doesn't.
<2> BUTT
<4> Windows will go through a checklist as you add the DHCP option.
<2> what can?
<0> the goal is to run everything though the server so bandwidth ususage can be monitored
<4> HAHAHAHAH!~
<2> how does that structure happen?
<4> Dude, you are way out of your epth.
<2> look at a snow flake
<4> *Depth.
<2> then the carbon molecule
<3> lol networking101 >>#windows>>
<5> schnikies; um, windows is ROTTEN at that kind of thing, never mind expensive as hell.
<0> i didn't buy it, it's not my pc
<4> You would want to use Monowall/Smoothwall for that kind of thing.
<5> schnikies; what kind of monitoring software are you expecting to use on this win2003 server?
<5> clue: most of that kinda **** is $12000 a license
<0> my buddy runs a cad shop
<5> so?
<5> why did he hire a chemist to setup his firewall?
<4> He can draw, cool.
<0> he didn't hire me, lol
<3> another pointless conversation ... i'll step out of this one'
<0> haha
<5> ok, why did he mooch a chemist to setup his firewall?
<0> because i'm a ****er i guess
<0> haha
<0> he thinks because i build computers i can do networking
<0> thought i've never done more than plug crap into a router
<0> and map drives
<4> Oh, yo umean the colour coded DIY pcs?
<5> yeah, I can mix salad dressing, but that doesn't make me a chemist.
<3> schnikies read a book.... or just google'
<0> though*
<4> You don't even have to set jumpers now :/
<3> maybe even both'
<3> read in the toilet
<6> do i have to set the SMTP settings in php.ini ? bit confused reading the PHP functions site
<5> ok, in HS I synthesised trinitro compounds of toluene :D
<3> read while you wait for the bus...
<3> read at the club while people dance
<4> OMGlikeOM, with that statement, you are overriding the default instance of 'smtp;.
<5> OMGlikeOM; if you sue PEAR::Mail, you can se tit at runtime
<4> Otherwise, you can state it in the php.ini.
<0> eh.. i'll just give it back to him and tell him to get someone else
<5> oh, PHP::Mail probably has overrides too
<3> or take the ***** way out and give up....
<3> fawk learning anything ......
<0> i'm not giving up
<3> looking at porn is way more productive'
<0> he needs it back tomorrow and i don't want the headache
<4> OMGlikeOM, google the php mail90 function with authentication.
<0> needs=wants
<4> *mail()
<4> My shift button is knackered :/
<6> thx champ
<2> somebolly ban Dov
<3> he wants his computer back maana you say ??
<7> !INFO WGAF
<4> schnikies, you don't know how to network. You will have no chance of understanding the complexity of a proxy/bandwidth throttling, etc.
<4> chamois, and I thought we had somehting going :(
<2> we do
<0> Any recommendations for a good beginner book?
<4> Oh yeah.
<3> oh oh... he got the big words out... throttling ... ohnoesssssss
<2> light my tampin fuse on FIRE y0
<3> get out the thesaurous
<2> tampon too
<3> heh'
<4> I have my period.
<2> .
<2> WHATZ THAT ZMELL?
<0> the way he wants to do is it run bandwidth monitor pro on it, to watch how much goes in and out of the network
<4> Cucumber.
<0> he has a cap of some sort..
<0> why he decided to buy server 2003, i haven't a clue.. i know it's $$
<2> ooF
<4> schnikies, most ISP will actually have a usage meter available for you.
<5> many routers will show data volumes too
<4> Either as a download or via a web interface.
<5> and THIS thing? thats a TOY. http://www.bandwidthmonitorpro.com/
<4> Yeah it's not very efficient.
<0> lol
<3> toad licking from cuba!!!! same as lsd
<3> w00t
<5> he bought a $2000+ server to run a $20 shareware monitor?
<5> oh geezus.
<3> going to cuba to like some toads'
<0> i dunno why he bought it
<0> the dell people probally talked him into it
<5> XP/2003's built in PerfMon does nearly the same task
<0> yea, but it dosen't give alerts
<5> he probably SHOUDL have a box like a SonicWall hardware firewall... those have traffic monitoring too
<0> when a threshold has been p***ed
<8> hi
<5> email when a threshold has past, yeah, thats useful.
<5> NOT
<0> or it can run a script
<4> schnikies, are you worried about how much people are downloading on the network?
<0> he is, yes
<5> that doesn't seem like it will tell you WHO is doing WHAT
<4> Do you have bandwidth restrictions?
<5> he said that already
<4> Bandwidth monitor Pro only works with totals, it's a glorified calculator.
<0> which i think is what he wants.. total up+down/week
<3> well then... that explains why you came here to learn how to network computers :P
<4> If an ISP has bandwidth limitations, they will more often than not offer a solution to view your usage either by a downloadable client, or web interface of which I mentioned earlier.
<0> haha
<2> dude, you dont know ****
<0> well no ****
<2> we've been here since pre-windows 3.1
<3> he means dos!
<2> most of you fux were still ****tin in yer diapers
<3> ohnoesssssss
<8> how many cpus does windows xp pro support
<3> or learning how to surf !
<1> dos? what's dos?
<4> I was mid fetus.
<0> well i liked dos
<4> 2.
<3> i was 3 on a surfboard...
<8> i have 4 dual core cpus what os should i use
<8> i have 4 dual core cpus what os should i use
<4> ...
<9> shut the **** up
<9> OS
<6> lol
<1> **** you and the horse you rode in on
<4> OS should be based on need, not how many cpu's you have.
<8> i need an os that supports 4 dual core cpus
<3> use gentoo and have fun on the 7day install
<4> s/need/requirements.
<9> if you purchased 4 dual core CPU's and you dont know what OS to use
<9> damnit
<10> who are we being trolled by?
<3> unknowntw i just answerd you'
<9> that guy
<8> sorry
<1> alkatraz: you don't need to do a 7 day install
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