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<0> I think SCO copyrighted "Me"
<1> I went to the bank and got lwned
<2> FK|Work`: You're copyrighted by SCO?
<0> nah, the word "Me"
<0> but
<3> How do I activate Windows XP's CD copier?
<0> I wouldn't be surprised if they had a patent on me, myself.
<1> I thought they copyrighted, "Me."
<4> FK got SCOwned.
<0> AHAAH
<0> SCOwned
<2> skoalwork: :-D
<3> ?
<4> Or is it SCWnt.
<5> scpwned, ahem



<3> What shall I do?
<1> Shut up, flutebag
<4> Totally rwned.
<3> Well? No one here has any suggestions?
<1> I suggest this: Don't get kwned.
<4> I have a suggestion. Pull my finger.
<4> You'd get totally swned.
<6> jwned?
<0> Windows XP has a CD copier?
<6> am I following this correctly?
<1> jwned is what noobs say
<0> first I've heard of it
<6> Dammit.
<6> vwned!?
<4> zwnt.
<4> DOMINO MOTHA****A
<6> Domino?
<4> A nick like that and you don't know DOMINO MOTHA****A?
<4> pssh. aawnt.
<3> "Windows is currently using the CD. Please wait before starting the CD Writing Wizard.@
<4> WE ROLLED AROUND THE CLOCK TO DOUBLE LETTERS NOW
<3> What's that all about?
<4> BBWNT.
<4> Windows CCOWNED you.
<1> PPWNT
<7> i'm gonna guess that uh . . . windows is currently using the CD.
<1> Cisco CCOwned me
<4> AHHAHAHA
<4> CCOwned.
<4> I have no health insurance. I got PPOwned.
<1> haha
<7> even if you did have insurance, you'd get HMOwned.
<1> My company gave me 75,000 stock options
<1> And they closed
<1> I was IPOwned
<4> oh man. I had a cool ban set up.
<4> but I'm not a shannel operatore.
<8> moo
<8> DCC SEND "........" 6633 3 1
<9> haha
<8> well that ****ed
<4> neppakowned.
<4> ****in' jerkfaces.
<1> bwned
<10> whats the easiest way to swap out a windows XP harddrive? , (ide to sata) without reformating
<4> My tape drive got LTOwned.
<1> warflyr: With some form of magic probably
<1> Either white or black
<2> Why'z it gotta be /black/ magic?!
<1> Because nigger magic ****s
<1> Need too many watermelons to perform that
<4> WATERMELON ATTACK +5
<10> well, what copy operation is the best; im ***uming i cant boot the xp cd to console, and just copy c:\* d:\
<10> once i have it all copied over, ill be able to do the boot partition/etc with no prob
<11> there is a new bug like the start***gger one, it affects netgear routers
<12> warflyr; a partition imaging program like Ghost or Acronis Drive Imager, run from a standalone boot disk
<12> y0ke; you have a reference on this?
<7> i wonder if it's something like. . . .
<7> DCC SEND "........" 6633 3 1
<2> AHHAHAHA
<7> heh, i guess it is.



<11> thats the one
<7> et tu, brute!
<1> pWNED
<2> Should I set up a trigger?
<2> brute: Fix your router.
<11> i think you should, you'll have idiots trying this for the next 2 weeks
<7> but i wonder if DCC SEND "........" 6633 3 1 works inline.
<11> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<7> i guess not.
<1> hahaha
<11> any text
<2> AHAHHAH
<1> It kills that dude
<1> awesome
<11> and numbers will dork
<1> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<1> hahaha
<1> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<7> okay, i'm over it.
<11> you got someone as soon as they joined!
<12> well, it doesn't seem to effect my linux 'router' w/ masquerade and ip_masq_irc :D
<10> peerce, thanks; downloading true image now
<7> well DUHHHHH.
<1> It sure doesn't affect this Cisco 6509 I'm behind
<1> brute: Why do you keep disconnecting and rejoining?
<1> I'm tired of it
<13> because some ****ing meathead keeps dropping me
<1> hahahaha
<4> hahahah
<11> its apparently netgear routers
<12> does the cisco monitor IRC and automatically mangle DCC commands? I'm guessing its a buggy implementation of such a port monitor thats trashing the netgear
<4> This is why those keylogger idiots come in here.
<4> y0ke: Not all of them.
<7> brute!~god@pool-71-126-242-198.bstnma.fios.verizon.net
<7> we killed god! repeatedly!
<2> God's got FIOS. Lucky bastard.
<11> did anyone hear of the tool to convert xp home/pro to media center?
<1> He must have connections
<3> y0ke: no, you were dreaming.
<3> ...most likely.
<7> y0ke: yeah. i downloaded it from the same site that has the program that converts a 486 to a pentium.
<1> You tell him, fruitbag
<11> i seen it somewhere
<1> Well I got the tool that converted my pentium to a Pentium 4
<7> is a fruitbag anything like a nutsack?
<11> i'd say you did, upgraded your heatsink also?
<1> Yeah, it's a gay nutsack
<7> (yes, i know that anatomically speaking it'd be "nutsac".)
<1> Nutsatchel
<4> I use ballsaque.
<7> i bet you do!
<4> Pulling out huge boogers is awesome.
<7> especially when it's someone else's nose.
<4> OH nasty. I don't pick my OWN nose.
<4> Yuck.
<7> then how would you know pulling out huge boogers is truly awesome or not?
<4> Other people's noses.
<4> Duh
<4> Get with the program pb.
<1> noob
<4> Jeez. You #windows ops are a little slow on the draw.
<3> Heh -- I was walking home at night, and two prostitutes approached me, taking out their boobs!
<1> nonsequitor
<7> <+skoalwork> OH nasty. I don't pick my OWN nose. <-= sorta implies that if you won't pick your own nose, you wouldn't pick anyone else's either.
<4> THAT WAS THE JOKE
<4> PEERCE.
<7> ****. i need to go back to bed. i misread that. i thought the word "even" was in there.
<7> what's worse than that is i misread it multiple times. :-/
<14> hey. is there a way to format a windows server edition 2003 in windows? remote desktop ?
<7> no.
<2> /usr/local/****up
<14> does remote connections logg ips? if yes where can i find and delete those loggs?
<7> you have to be one of the lamest hax0rkiddies ever. begone.


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