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<0> thanks guys
<1> I wonder what this does on IRc
<1> X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
<2> nothing.
<3> lol
<3> FK|Work` did u no that if you type /quit <usersname> it will sign them out of irc
<2> uh huh huh huh, omg ur teh funee!
<1> DJ`Justy: show me
<2> /quit DJ`Justy
<2> hey, it don't work!
<3> FK|Work` only werks if ur a reg
<3> one sec ill show u in a sec
<2> as in channel regular? he IS, ****tard.
<2> pwnt.
<4> el oh el
<5> I'm Mandy. Fly me.
<2> heh, used cock would have worked too.
<2> no wait, nevermind. it wouldn't.
<6> OUT ON THE TAR PLAINS
<6> THE GLIDES ARE MOVING
<6> ALL LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO DRIVE
<7> OMG.
<6> ****. XTR IS STILL AT WERK.
<7> **** MAN.
<8> STFU IS AT WERK
<6> I AM MARS. THE GOD OF WAR
<2> ****ing excel has no epoch time functions. ****.
<6> Write one.
<9> pizza_biz: Did you spy that witty ban string in his ident yourself?
<9> Because if so, you're a clever little bastard.
<6> b*a*l*l*s*a*q*u*e.
<6> I don't think he's all that clever, to tell you the truth.
<9> :(
<6> I'm just kidding.
<6> I love me some pb.
<6> He's super clev-aire.
<6> uh oh. Here it comes again.
<6> Yeah. Now I'm 100% sure of it.
<6> Pyramid-speak. All over me.
<6> Gotta bring it down.
<6> Almost there
<6> Closer..
<6> okay.
<10> Hey, i got Windows 98 First Edition, I want to load an USB mp3 player. how i do that please ?
<6> You don't.
<6> Not with that OS.
<6> You need SE at the very least.
<10> pepole told me i need to download sevrel patchs in order to load it
<6> I wouldn't even try.
<10> how i upgrate to SE ?
<1> the word is "upgrade". Additionally, there's a very good reason why Windows 98 is no longer sold in stores.
<10> well im not at home, its my perents house and they have this
<10> :(
<1> additionally, even in Windows 98 SE, you're not gonna have much luck because there's no DRM built into 98
<1> It doesn't matter who owns the computer, Windows 98 is still an out of date operating system that's incompatible with most new consumer hardware sold today.
<6> They called it 98 to coincide with the year 1998. Did you know that?
<6> And furthermore. Do you know what year it is now?
<10> mate
<10> I cant upgrate to XP with the RAM around here
<10> only 196
<10> plz help me out
<2> there's no way to help. zip. zero. nada. the machine is too damn old to do what you want it to do. end of story.
<6> We're not trying to be jerkoffs here. You just can't make it work.
<10> so USB =! win98 FE /
<10> ?
<10> and how i really check if i got FE or SE ?
<1> What do the system requirements of the mp3 player say ?
<9> XP should run fine in 196MB of memory.
<11> Fine as wine
<1> I wouldn't say "fine" :D
<9> It wouldn't be Captain Lightning, but it should be quite usable.
<6> I've run XP with less.
<10> WinME and above
<12> USB sorta works in win98, but it kinda depends on the device and its drivers, and its nowhere near as stable and usable as it is on win2000 or XP
<1> Secox: Then you better get WinME or above
<9> Secox: WinME was later than Win98, by a couple of years.
<12> Secox; winME on the other hand is a total abortion and should be avoided at all costs
<1> Win98 All Editions < WinME
<10> winme blah hehe
<10> its ****s
<12> maybe you should get a new computer.
<9> That wasn't even a sentence.
<9> "winme blah hehe"
<1> Secox: you HAVE noticed that no one sells computers with Windows 98 and ME right?
<10> pepole prefered to work with win98 Se then ME
<9> Wanting to run Win9x is like wanting to use leaded fuel in your car.
<11> So they worked with Win98 SE and then ME?
<1> And you do remember that mp3 players were only just being created when Windows 9x was out
<9> The world has moved the **** on.
<1> barely
<11> That is a logical upgrade path.
<9> MrMojo: That is *totally* lost on him.
<11> I know
<9> I had to think about it twice.
<12> fdiv_bug; i had a old british sports car that required leaded fuel. was a real pain, had to put a bottle of 'real lead'(tm) in it about every other gas tank, nasty ****.
<1> When are people gonna get into their head that running a 6 year old operating system is not the same as driving a 6 year old car.
<9> peerce: Heh. "Real Lead." :-D
<1> 6 year old operating systems aren't made anymore because THEY DON'T WORK in the present computing environment.
<11> Faux Plumbum
<9> PUTS THE LEAD BACK IN, SO YOU CAN "GET THE LEAD OUT!"
<12> a 6 yr old OS is like driving a 60 yr old car thats never been maintained and is NOT a 'cl***ic' or 'collectors item'.
<9> FK|Work`: Yeah, see, I'm not making a six year comparison in both cases.
<9> peerce is closer to how I'm thinking on the analogy.
<12> fdiv_bug; STP sold it for awhile, in a silvergrey can, was actually tetra ethyl lead, nasty toxic ****.
<11> XP is going on 5 years old
<12> required for high compression engines that didn't have sodium filled valves.
<9> peerce: Then perhaps I shouldn't have drunk this bottle of it.
<12> the only guy I know still driving a old limey car like that uses avgas :D
<12> and thats going unleaded next year.
<12> our TR6 was designed for leaded 100 octane.
<6> Boy peerce can really mangle the scope of a conversation, can't he?
<10> mates, plz i know that pepole shouldnt use that OS, but this's what i got atm :(
<12> Secox; then whatever USB widgt you have is not compatible with your system. period.
<11> I wish I had an ATM
<11> Free money all day
<8> and they whirl and twirl and they mangle
<6> I wish I had a plate of pancakes.
<6> I'd trade Mojo's ATM for that right now.
<6> X-RAYYYYYYY MANNNNNNN
<6> YOU GOT X-RAYYYYYY EYESSSSSS
<6> Cl***ic Liz Phair is pure ownage.
<6> Wow this album is from 1994
<13> http://bordom.net/view/6802/hummer_owner_owned__pwned_
<11> owned and pwned?
<11> Can't the l33t dudes pick just one?
<6> qwned.
<6> That's next.
<13> there are actually subtle differences in usage between owned and pwned, noob
<13> ;)
<6> Or [wned, depending on which way it swings.
<6> See, when your whole life is about understanding what the words mean, that's just pure sadness.
<6> And calling Mojo a noob :)
<6> MrMojo: you are such a noob!
<14> for a typical network-ready printer such as the dell multifunction 1600n laser printer, how does "network-printing" work? you just plug the printer into the router?
<6> MarEakin: The printer has it's own IP just like your computer.
<6> You set up a printer, but not a local printer, a network printer.
<11> You're more confused than a homophobic Clay Aiken fan.
<6> Point your computer at the IP of the printer. It prints over the network.
<15> startkeylogger
<8> EHHEHEHEHHEHE
<9> That *never* gets old!
<11> He was iwned
<9> MrMojo: Apple has that trademarked.
<16> pwned, killed you in a game for the 30th time and teabagged your corpse
<9> It's when you get pwned by Apple.
<1> hey
<9> You get iWned.
<1> speaking of trademarks and ****
<1> I think SCO copyrighted "Me"
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