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<0> borken
<1> teh borken interweb
<0> gawd we need lives..
<0> so... the pool...
<1> what
<1> its 12:23 am....
<1> we are in a hotel
<1> due at a job site at like 8 am
<2> howtofixhorde3.0.9 with one regex.
<1> getting drunk
<2> find ./ -name "*.php" -exec sed -i "s/return \($.*\) \= \(.*\)/\1 = \2 \n\rreturn \1/g" {} \;
<2> eew \n\r
<1> **** it!
<3> Yeah find is awesome
<2> you're not good at your job unless you can do it drunk
<2> or morbidly hung over



<1> sartan, its just a simple router setup for a t1 and some voip ****
<1> if we cant do that hung over
<1> we need fired
<2> and it takes two of you
<1> sartan, no, i just wanted out of town ;)
<0> lol... its just a t1.. I dont know why there where 2 of us sent..
<2> one guy to hold the other end of the t1 line - you know the one with the can
<1> that and the client is giving me a bottle of tequila;)
<0> I guess the client just liked how we "preformed" last time..
<0> lol
<2> bonus.
<1> **** yah
<2> what kind of gear is it
<1> i think its a cisco 1843
<1> but not positive
<2> a bit wanting on the cpu, that one
<2> t1 won't saturate that though
<0> Actually they had to send the CCNP to babysit the CCNA.. lol jk oid
<1> better then the linksys they had
<1> **** you bitch
<2> imma be CCNP in 1 month!
<1> i need the cit and im ccnp
<1> if they send you cunts to the ccsp im gonna **** slap you
<2> must be nice to work for a company that actually tries to train employees.
<1> sartan they aint trianing me
<1> I started my ccnp in november
<1> err ccna
<1> all on my own
<2> wicked.
<2> how was bcran
<0> easy
<1> bcran was the one i did the worst one
<2> cool..
<1> by worst i mean
<1> p***ed with ease
<2> my ccnp studies have been put on hold right now because of an exploded laptop
<2> though i wouldn't doubt i'm grossly overstudying again
<0> The BSCI was the hard one for me... first cisco test..
<1> most of em I score 950 or above
<2> tell me about the bgp on the bsci
<1> bcran i got like an 840 or some ****
<1> not much bgp
<2> i had it booked a few days ago but had to cancel for personal reasons
<1> i think it was the qos that nailed me
<2> qos on bsci?
<0> dood we have all the answers if you want them
<1> minor qos and vpn
<2> oh nice..
<1> err on bcran
<0> I think it was more on the BCRAN..
<1> semi-drunk
<1> bcsi was easy
<2> thats what i thought
<2> i've just been psyching myself out as usual
<2> i need to find a new job..
<1> bcsi is simple
<1> me too
<1> and so does maliron
<0> The ****ing CIT was simple.
<2> need the ccnp to help be a little more marketable
<0> ****ing 60K a year.. good move..



<1> gonna get ccnp, ccsp, ccie (routing and switching), ccda, and ccvp
<1> then im going on the market unless im making 6 figures
<2> or you could save the time and earn yourself a ccie and walk into any job.
<2> ccie r/s
<0> **** I am going on the market if I dont 6 with a ccie
<0> .
<1> of course, if they dont kick me to 60 when i finish ccnp, im going on the market too
<4> har har for 6 figures
<0> I want the ccie voice.
<1> Tim-E, with those certs, im worth at least 140
<2> voice is where its at..
<4> 6 figures in what ?
<5> i want teh CCCP
<1> lol nerp
<2> you're not going to find a job where you get to do all of that at once
<4> pounds or dollars ?
<1> leave the motherland out of this
<1> dollars
<5> rubles
<1> the worthless currency
<4> hehe
<2> unless you have a serious 20 years solid cisco experience at a tier-level isp like at&t in network engineering
<5> i'll give you 100,000 lira
<1> sartan, thats why i just put what is necessary for each job on my resume ;)
<2> i have 5 years.. /me drools
<1> dont wanna be over qualified
<0> peso!
<1> i have......... 6 monthes
<2> ambitious =P
<1> touched my first cisco device in like september
<1> **** ambitious....
<1> quick learner
<1> and egotistical too boot
<2> really? couldn't tell -P
<0> I touched my first 6 year in sep..
<0> lol
<1> sartan, its just a case of knowing what i am worth
<2> cool, cool.
<1> A programing linux using cisco tech.............
<1> multi language programing....
<2> linux using.
<2> that's 50k right there.
<1> unfortunatly i have NO windows server exp for like the last 4 years
<1> so 2k3 and AD ****s me
<2> that's not a minus
<1> but i know LDAP so **** it
<0> My wifes whore..
<0> lol
<2> i reached a point..
<0> ****... Im gettin toasty here..
<2> where i decided **** microsoft
<2> there's noc hance in hell i'll be working on windows servers for money
<2> it's got a lot to do with end-user
<1> i use windws........ for gaming
<2> i don't want to deal with johnny and his broken email inbox
<1> i booted windows right now to get some files from maliron
<1> im too lazy to reboot to linux
<2> windows is an excellent desktop.
<6> anyone here ITIL Certified?
<2> great server too.
<0> I am trying to get my job to exploit my cisco skillz cause I am gettin sick and ****ing tired of installing exchange..
<2> but the people behind the keyboards are clueless enough to make life miserable
<1> sartan, i dont trust it as a server
<1> well no
<1> not even that
<1> I dont see the point as a server
<0> Least I got out of desktop support..
<1> use linux, and OS software
<1> free.
<6> maliron LL
<1> save money on software liscensing and put it towards paying a tech
<6> Linux open soure will take MS down.
<2> <~cisco/linux admin.


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