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<0> I know i'm probably dumbing it down a bit but i guess it goes that way
<1> was just wondering if there was a way to byp*** the gen checker in Win Updates
<2> i have an old 9-pin printer in the closet. im sure it could easily be programmed to play a simple tune
<0> hazed, you know exactly what we'll tell you
<0> buy-windows.
<1> i know
<1> but i have a good reason
<0> no you don't
<0> get a job
<0> buy windows
<1> my oem never gave me the cd
<0> you only use it 24/7.
<1> i have a job drive a nice car live in nice condo
<0> so buy windows
<1> just no stores are open right now dog
<0> the web weaves even thicker...



<1> i was going to do it first thing in the morning
<2> When I was in college, the older students (full-time life-time students who never really graduate and work on campus for life) told me stories of them having "drive walking" competitions, when hard disks were washing machines. they would program algorithms to seek the heads in such a pattern that the drives walked across the room. And they would hold competitions.
<0> nerds
<1> just wanted a way now man plz i have a project due @ work and i need this update to get sp2
<2> but those full-time life-time students were the most interesting people i ever met
<3> of course, those old washing machine drives had big fat round cables about 3" in diameter
<2> i miss college.
<2> coolest years of my life.
<3> so they couldn't go very far before they'd tangle up in the raised floor cable-p***
<0> i wish i went to college.
<0> i wish my girlfriend did too
<1> ill send u 100 for working key
<2> i remember it like it was yesterday
<0> man
<0> my college ****ed
<0> s/college/tech
<2> i would do anything to reverse time, get rid of current life obligations and current debts, just to go back to being a carefree student.
<0> 8 hour days. constant work
<4> startkeylogger
<0> fulltime ****
<0> same people all day.
<0> just a 'roving cl***'
<5> in ancient rome, every 7 years all debts were wiped to promote the economy
<5> we should go back to that >:(
<0> we'd do cisco for a month, something else, come back for another month, maybe some millishaft, come back..
<5> gah wrong room
<6> ?
<6> i got some kinda orange
<6> its not a regular orange
<7> mandarin
<6> nope
<6> not a tangerine either
<8> Anus.
<7> chinese mini orange, size of a walnut
<9> startkeylogger
<6> cumquats?
<6> na
<0> ahh
<0> that's called a clementine
<0> http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC030278/clemintine.html
<6> maybe
<2> whats the deal on this motorola SLVR phone.
<2> any of you plan on buying one?
<10> i ahte cell phones
<10> they all ****
<2> the keypad of these recent motorola phones look so flimsy... I think the RAZR is ok because when you flip the phone closed, the keypad is protected, but with the SLVR, it looks like any wayward piece of metal in your pocket will rip the keypad to shreds.
<2> plus motorolas phone os is pretty much ***.
<2> they have an extensive developers guide available, but it still ****s
<8> YOur anus is ***.
<8> I kid eh.
<11> startkeylogger
<8> :(
<2> its definitely a full featured OS. ive read thru the documents. But it just plain ****s.
<2> palmos 5 even ****s. can it take any ****ing longer for os7 to surface?
<2> rumor has it that os7 will be like the mac osx of the handheld world.
<6> hmm david chapell has a new movie comming out tomorrow
<8> I lovey ouz0rg.
<12> startkeylogger
<8> I'm watching A History of Violence.
<6> what was it that started it all?
<8> abo.



<13> anyone alive ?
<6> no
<13> you just can shut up :P
<13> if you're dead
<0> why don't you kill him, to stop the tangled web of lies
<6> NO YOU SHUTUP
<13> heh
<6> YOU BE SHUTTING UP
<6> SHUT
<6> k
<13> chill
<2> wow. heh. you know. typical green LEDs dont appear anything near green when you see 532nm laser raidation.
<2> Holy ****. Wickedlasers has blue lasers. 200mW starting at $1k. http://www.wickedlasers.com/products.php?content=spyder
<8> :(
<2> ohwaht nevermind
<2> those look green
<2> i got my 105mw 532nm laser from them for about $400
<0> wickedlasers is cool
<2> toally powerful laser. it will burn dark plastics, pop baloons, and make black people jump (or if youre a whitie and color a body part black with a sharpie)
<2> the only downside is it requires AAA lithium batteries. those are really hard to find.
<6> cool you can shoot black people and white people wont get hurt
<2> it doesnt really *require* them, but the Energizer E2 Lithium cells are the only batteries that will maintain 1.5v with such as m***ive current draw.
<2> i find my eyes hurting after looking at the beam for too long
<0> don't look at the beam
<0> that's a really really stupid thing to do
<0> compounded by the fact that it's a cl*** 3 laser
<2> oh i dont look directly into it. that would blind instantly. but the reflected specular radiation is still painful.
<0> i posted a link about some guy using a green 'spyder' or something wickedlaser
<0> he has described in detail his newly found permanent eye damage
<2> in retrospect i wish i went with their better laser. this 105mw laser was $400 and the 125mw was $500. i shoulda went with the latter. since at that point in time, 125mw was their most powerful.
<0> hahahahahahaa
<2> consider your typical consumer grade red laser pointer is 1mw
<0> search on wickedlasers.com forum
<0> query = 'eye damage'
<0> i see a post,
<0> "Is my cat okay?"
<14> endkeylogger
<2> Yeah i believe it man. I've burned plastics and all that fun stuff with this laser. i know how dangerous it is. i dont consider it a party toy.
<2> i want another though, but a weak little 5mw green dpss laser. just to **** around with
<2> without fear of hurting someone
<6> hmm thats pretty fokedup
<6> sit in your car and shoot someones drapes and burn their house down
<2> divergence wouldnt allow that
<6> ?
<2> as much as you try, its unlikely you will ever perfectly collimate a laser beam, at least not with any atmosphere.
<6> what do you mean
<2> the atmosphere alone causes divergence
<6> thought you said you were lighting plastic on fire
<2> Sure, within a foot distance
<6> oic
<6> you need more power scotty
<2> indeed.
<2> DPSS technology allows you some m***ive power. Laser light shows that shoot green beams typically use old Laserscope branded medical lasers, which are KTP pumped DPSS lasers. They put out 20+ watts. Properly collimated they could set **** on fire at a mile distance.
<2> they are m***ive units. 3 phase 220v, water cooled.
<0> maybe with a supercool crystal
<15> Who plays cs?
<2> like i said, watercooled man.
<0> who doesn't ever, ever, ever get laid?
<0> i'm on the phone with my girlfriend right now from work and we've been talking about her boobs for the last 5 minutes.
<2> the concerts downtown ive attended, they hire a laser lightshow crew who uses a modded Laserscope system that just takes tapwater pouring thru it from a hose, then dumps into a sewer drain
<2> figure 10 gallons per minute of waterflow
<2> and the water is still very hot
<2> when it comes out
<2> those are bad*** lasers.
<2> yeh man the spyder series is new. when i got mine, the extreme series was the best they had.
<0> cool..
<0> the spyders look nice
<0> and they have awesome battery lifetime on them
<0> i like the 2090mW spyder
<0> 3 hour time
<0> 200*
<2> i dont care what they say, if its a pen laser, its not 100% duty cycle
<2> my extreme 105mw will start to heat up noticable after about 20 seconds of lasing.
<16> startkeylogger


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