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<1> ghey.
<0> I know :)
<0> I just made that up. it's harrible.
<1> :-) 8===} 8 O-: <-= hardcore ASCII pr0n one-liner.
<0> Baby lemme put my eight-equals-equals in your curly brace.
<0> And shoot my tildes all over your eight.
<1> omg. hard@work.
<0> Anybody know what the p***word for 172.16.10.1's RILOE card is?
<1> hm, wait, i think i have that here. NO WAIT I DON'T.
<1> is it . . . "rimjob"?
<2> omg an all new "tyra" starts NOW!!
<2> :/
<2> time to shower and get out of here. . .
<3> meh
<4> dude
<3> dude
<4> if you arent watching extreme akim....
<4> you aint watching ****
<0> So when I converted this server from tower to rack, I cemented in the iLO default card behind the new bezel on accident
<0> So I spent 5 minutes taking it apart to get the default p***
<0> it doesnt work either.
<0> i have NO idea what the p***word for this bitch is.
<0> And I tried rimjob.
<5> how about jim rob?
<3> you cemented the car
<3> card
<3> lols
<4> ehh?
<4> the **** does a p***word have to do with some card?
<0> when i put the bezel on, the card got stuck between the ch***is and the back of the bezel.
<0> csm: The default ILO p***word comes on a card
<0> attached to a string, hanging off the front of the server.
<4> wtf is an ILO p***word?
<0> if you knew **** about ****, you'd know that ****.
<0> RILOE, ILO, RIB, they're all remote management cards.
<4> that's probably trye
<4> true
<0> ILO is Integrated Lights-Out
<4> **** all that noise
<0> its so you can bring a server back up remotely even if it requires console interaction
<0> and other ****
<4> turn that **** off :)
<0> Yeah because why would anybody EVER need that.
<4> true nuff
<0> You know I saw a picture of you standing in this giant server room
<0> with your flab and your blonde hair.
<4> that was when i was in nyc
<0> i would have sworn you'd know about these things.
<0> turns out you're a poser admin.
<4> i've smoked way too much dope.... and drank way to much since then :D
<6> hahaha
<4> i used to be :p
<6> re csm
<4> werd up rockett
<4> i've heard once you turn 19 we get to kb you :)
<6> I also heard that... Looks like I get banned for my birthday! Whar a great gift
<6> what^
<0> wait, you're really 18?
<6> that would be correct
<0> First *18!*@* I've ever seen that was really 18
<6> heh
<0> Also, your generation is a bunch of whiny pussies.
<0> You found your way here though
<0> so you're the exception.
<0> I'm sure you won't wind up managing a mcdonald's.
<7> anyone know other programs like windows media centre?
<0> Like SEVERAL of your cl***mates
<6> I guess you could say that... I know most people on my generation don't even know what IRC is
<4> i'm about to go apply for a ****ing job at mcd's
<0> You're almost smart enough csm.
<0> They might ask you to point to the fryer though.
<0> Then you'd be in trouble.
<4> i can flip a burger or two
<4> :D
<0> Canadian?
<0> *spit* *spit*
<0> s/generation/country
<0> Oh, well why didn't you say so old man!
<0> Allow me to introduce myself.
<6> haha
<7> my name is hov
<0> I'm Leonard Farthington Wellington Worthingtonsworthfordsby.
<0> And this is Amelia BedfordfurtheringtonChesterhill
<0> And my good friend Willsley Sheppardson
<0> And of course, Livingston Winsterford
<0> I like British cats, to be honest. Funny people, most of you.
<0> I used to work with this British fellow when I was downtown. He was HIGH-LARIOUS.
<0> I couldn't speak most of the time I was around this guy because I was laughin' s'damn hard.
<6> heh
<0> You got a sister?
<6> nope
<0> Dammit.
<6> haha
<4> got an aunt?
<4> hottie aunt?
<4> oh wait
<0> I've been trying to get fishb to record his sister talking dirty for years.
<4> you're 18
<4> is your mom hot?
<0> because hearing british chicks talk filthy-like is hot.
<4> yeah
<4> but
<4> just remember
<4> **** the welsh
<7> u guys watch too much porn
<0> not the same as like, australian chicks.
<6> haha.. Well I wouldn't like to comment on whether my mom is hot or not... just wouldn't be right
<0> "I GOT ME A REAL WET YABBY"
<3> skoal, ask badtz
<0> etc.
<3> i like australian chicks better i think
<0> Remember that one chick from Girls of Walmart with those huge nipples?
<0> That was hot.
<7> girls of walmart?
<0> Yeah I think it was a playboy thing.
<0> !google Girls of Walmart
<8> hello!
<9> hello
<9> i am thinking of buying a laptop to dos some software development (windows,web programming,etc..)from dell and i want to know what are some good parts i should add when customizing the system
<10> Why not talk to Dell about it?
<1> too obvious.
<10> I guess so.
<9> ok
<9> what is should say then is what specs should i look for when buying a laptop to do software development on
<11> Hmmm, didn't we have someone asking this question in here yesterday?>
<3> Alexi5, xp pro
<3> 1gb ram
<3> big screen, big hard drive
<11> Gimp, size queen
<3> size is everything
<3> i only say that because i'm well hun tho
<3> hung*
<9> ok
<9> true size is everything indeed
<9> the ladies do know that
<2> ok i'm situated in my office.
<2> for some reason my laptop is really chuggin this am.
<2> tons of memory used too
<2> wonder what's up
<2> probably didn't help that I left it with like 10 word docs open and a pile of browser windows
<2> I suppose having 200 spam pvtmsgs in mIRC doesn't help.
<2> sorry, i'm not interested in "crack" ***
<3> damn
<3> that's the first two page email i've ever sent
<2> really? noob.
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