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<0> you see, i forgot to tell it that my second monitor is to the left
<1> type in your code . wrong code and poof self destruct
<2> DuoMaxwel: display settings, drag [1] to the othehr sidie
<2> Carlo__; you watch too many stupid spy movies
<0> yeah i did
<1> yeah so you dont know
<0> Carlo: I can program one for you =D
<1> it has to blow up the computer
<0> well
<0> i can make it chew up all of the ram and available memory
<0> Simply
<0> Do
<2> Carlo__; blow up as in explosively? testing that will be kinind of expensive.
<2> will you supply the HE and squibs?
<2> and about 30 test computers ?
<0> Shell App.Path & "\" & App.EXEName & ".exe"



<0> Loop
<0> three lines of code
<0> to make it die
<1> haha maybe just format the hard drive
<2> DuoMaxwel; he wants to blow up the computer, not dork it up
<0> i doubt thats possible
<1> I bet there is some hard drive command the manufact can use
<2> you realize formatting a typical modern 300GGB drive takes *HOURS* ?
<0> peerafk: Quick question
<0> ASUS Probe shows that some of my ch***is fans are 0 RPM
<2> DuoMaxwel; sure it is. wire a squib to some thermite inside the computer case, hook it up to a spare IO port
<0> then 2000RPM
<0> then 7500RPM
<2> DuoMaxwel; those fans have 3 wire connecctors?
<0> uhhh
<0> they have a 3wire that comes out the back
<0> and then a little thing that plugs into the 3wire
<0> that splits it into a 3-wire and a 4-pin
<2> to the motherboard aux fan connectors?
<0> the 4-pin gives it power and the 3-wire goes into the motherboard
<2> the 3 wire connectors on the motherboard have power
<2> power and speed sensor and ground
<0> then what do the 4-pins do?
<2> i have no idea what you have
<0> Antec fans
<1> self destruct ?
<2> ask antec
<0> Here is what they have
<0> Two wires are coming out of the fan
<2> so they don't have any speed sensors
<0> one is a speed switch (High, medium, or low)
<3> 4 pins are used when the current draw would exceed the 3 pins' supply
<0> the other one is a 3-wire thingy
<0> the 3-wire thingy plugs into another 3-wire thingy that then splits into a 4-pin and a 3-wire thingy
<2> sounds complex. ask antec why its screwy
<2> or the dealer who sold you this pile
<0> i built it myself
<1> thats why its a pile
<2> nice. how are you at debuging electrics with an oscilloscope?
<0> pfft fck that
<0> A pile?
<0> as in a pile of ****?
<1> uh I was kidding dont kill me
<2> 'built yourself' == no support, no warranty.
<0> what are you talking about?
<2> caveat emptor. you are your own systemm engineer.
<0> Yes support, Yes Warranty
<1> same as Dell
<0> longer than you get.
<0> most likely
<2> hahahahaahaha. fine, call them and say the fans don't read right.
<2> they will LAUGH at your ***
<2> ooops, call whom?
<0> now, you see here is the thing
<2> asus or antec?
<0> antec
<0> drr
<2> they are in taiwan
<0> w/e, listen real quick
<2> hows your chinese?
<1> better then india



<0> If I put both fans at medium
<0> they read fine
<1> wait did you try rebooting ?
<0> wouldnt that mean they are trying to draw too much power from the PSU?
<2> dunno, hook up a ampmeter and read the current draw.
<4> DuoMaxwel, no cheap fans
<2> elementry engineering skill
<1> now he has to use an amp meter
<2> how many watts are these fans?
<2> and are they 12V or 5V?
<0> well, im running about 4 fans (1 with blue leds), 2 big*** blue leds on the front, one big*** blue led on the front, and a temp gauge
<2> watts / volts == amps.
<2> oooh, LEDs. cool
<2> does that make it go faster?
<1> hahaha
<0> Yes.
<2> sorta like those gold wire wheels on the ricerboy poseur cars?
<1> hahahah
<2> and the giant fin!
<1> and the wing on the back of a honda ?
<2> can't forget the coffee can sized muffler
<0> im gonna put a spoiler on it pretty soon here
<2> and japanese decals that say "IAMSTUPID"
<1> Duo if the fans spins its good
<0> there
<0> i just put both on medium
<0> and the motherboard is reading 2045 on each (give or take a few)
<0> now ch***is2 is reading at 0 rpm
<0> now ch***is 2 is at 2045 rpm
<0> lol
<1> I wish I had the time to monitor system fans for correct RPMs
<0> eh
<0> I have athe ASUS Probe II thingy
<0> and its up in my top-right hand corner
<0> i have 3x80mm's and a 120mm
<0> the 120mm is in the back, one 80mm is in the side
<0> and there are 2 80mms in the bottom front
<1> waste of information
<0> the 2 80mms in the bottom front are intake
<3> all my fans are on low
<0> and the others blow out
<3> and i could care less wtf speed they are at
<0> lol
<0> neither do i
<3> liar
<0> quick question though
<0> My temps
<1> haha
<0> CPU: 49 C
<0> MB: 38 C
<5> ****in c0w.
<3> hah your cooler ****s
<1> sounds like it has a fever
<0> the CPU is a Pentium D 930
<0> its a presler
<0> ok?
<0> give me a break
<1> pour some water on it
<3> hahaha intel
<5> ralf.
<0> preslers run hot
<0> yeah, im getting conroe next year
<3> no
<0> bought a cheapO for now
<3> prescotts run hot
<0> Yeah, as do Preslers
<3> buy a decent cooler
<0> i have the stock hsf on it right now
<0> ill probably buy a zalman for it soon
<3> like i said
<0> but i have to get that off of newegg
<0> since i live in bumble****, pennsylvania
<0> btw the fans are DC12V


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