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<0> *DEAD*
<1> You killed your son?
<1> It was just a freaking camera!
<0> The little booger has managed to take out the spare computer as well as my camera.
<0> No the camera was dead.
<1> How old is your son?
<0> 3
<1> And you're like, what, 18?
<0> 25
<2> heh
<0> holy ****
<0> 24
<0> sorry lol
<1> Way too young.
<0> I will be 25 haha.
<0> Oh so get this



<0> the other day I thought he was taking a nap
<0> and I had my good friend here from FL
<1> Barsky: Way ahead of ya.
<0> so we're in the kitchen eating lunch
<2> what makes you think I just started? :)
<0> The kid overheard us say "WHERE THE HOES AT?" And now repeats it.
<0> WHERE HOE AT
<0> My wife physically beat the **** out of me.
<2> heh
<0> I told you the little **** fired up the lawnmower right?
<1> Seems he needs a bit more supervision. :)
<0> Nah :)
<0> He is supervised, we watch him, its just amazing how easily he picks stuff up
<2> rworks: you unpluged something from an orifice on your body?
<0> When he fired the lawnmower I had turned around to grab some tools out of my box.
<1> Barsky: Yep.
<0> scared the **** out of me
<1> :)
<2> coo
<3> so i think im gonna go to a drive in theater next weekend
<3> wonder if they serve beer
<4> they do if you bring your own
<5> heh
<5> nothing is cheaper than a cooler full
<3> oh yeah
<1> digilap: Where at?
<3> totally forgot
<3> http://www.galaxydriveintheatre.com/
<4> they threatened to close our drive-in here last summer
<3> i really dont understand why they aren't more popular
<4> it was just a ploy to get more people to go methinks
<1> I've heard of them, now that you mention it.
<5> wonder if MS is gonna do the complimentary Office copies again this time around
<1> Oh, it's by Ennis.
<1> Nifty.
<1> Maybe I'll go there this weekend.
<1> I'll be in Waxahachie on Saturday anyway, hanging with friends.
<1> Maybe we should go there.
<0> oh dude
<0> I have limo tint on my car
<3> i really dont care about seeing cars though
<0> Back in the day the **** that happened at the drive-in
<0> haha.
<3> i should go see x-men III
<3> there
<1> digilap: You don't understand why drive-ins aren't more popular...
<1> Well, in this case, it's in freaking Ennis!
<1> :)
<3> well yeah
<1> I would totally love to get stoned at a drive-in.
<1> I just need to have a desi with me.
<1> :)
<2> desi?
<2> arnez?
<1> designated driver.
<2> oh. can't drive stoned?
<1> No, I won't.



<2> I smoke while driving :)
<2> occasionally
<6> yo
<1> I'll never do that.
<0> I drive better when I'm stoned.
<0> But I don't smoke anymore really.
<0> Like 3 times a year if that.
<0> im an old ****.
<7> ok, someone here gave me the name of a opensource CMS that w***n't *nuke or mambo/joomla... anyone havea clue what I'm talkinig aboout?
<7> was a odd soundng name
<6> cms?
<6> oompaloompa
<7> was a php/postgres-or-mysql thing
<7> CMS == content management system for a webpile
<8> there're a lot of opensource CMS...
<8> i like textpattern.
<9> OOOHH GAAAOOOWWD.
<0> XTR.
<9> OMG.
<9> It's plausible.
<0> ****. My wife isn't home yet. And I'm hungry.
<0> DINER RUN.
<5> where's your wife?
<5> still at XTR's soaking his kork?
<9> :(
<2> anus?
<10> i like anuses
<9> Shuddap.
<10> u
<4> Configuring for Apache, Version 1.3.36
<4> OH BABY!
<4> YEAH!
<4> Configure faster
<4> harder!
<4> OH!
<11> 'lo channel
<12> y0 y0 'g nigguh, 'sup?
<13> is z0g around?
<13> hola ted
<1> :)
<1> Waiting in line for what?
<13> manniquins night club at disney's pleasure island
<0> I just ate
<13> I think we're about to bail on this line and goto motion instead.
<0> a 3-egg western omelette with a full side of corn beef hash
<0> and a coca cola.
<0> and side of toast. I highly recommend you guys get that.
<0> oh and homefries too.
<13> I had a mcchicken for dinner
<13> and now its time for a liquid dessert
<0> my favorite desert of all time
<0> a Strawberry CheeseCake slize
<0> with a Cannoli shoved in the top middle of it
<13> me? a lush? never!!!!
<14> sup hawk
<13> just dealing with the line from hell.
<13> I HATE TOURISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
<11> dude
<11> there's a tourist trap walking distance from my house
<15> yup
<13> I live in orlando ... biggest tourist trap in the world.
<11> **** that man
<11> I live in alaska
<11> the entire state is a tourist trap
<11> everyone's like
<11> I WANT TO GO TO ALASKA
<13> per square mile, we win.
<11> per square mile....mine's bigger
<13> so?
<11> that was innuendo


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