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<0> immature and expensive
<1> 2000 J2EE finally works, sort of. Just about the time all the Java vendors are ready to start making money on it, Microsoft announces .NET, which includes almost all the features of J2EE except the outrageous cost. In fact, Microsoft decides to give .NET away free for Windows users. Scott McNealy is so outraged he files another irrational lawsuit against Microsoft.
<1> .NET includes a new C-family language, C#, pronounced C-pound continuing the tradition of languages in this family having stupid names.
<2> !trivia komibashi
<3> (9639) The rude act of raking foods into ones already full mouth with chopsticks is disdainfully called komibashi in Japanese.
<4> and you don't even know if it's gonna be any good or not.
<2> And you can't get a refund
<5> well eating with a rake is pretty sloppy in general.
<6> I thought it was C-Sharp not C-Pound
<1> 2001 Microsofts marketing department realizes that no one in marketing has ever talked to a live Microsoft product developer. They have lunch with one and discover that the pronunciation is actually supposed to be C sharp.
<6> oh. :D\
<4> well, if she's naive, you'll be able to coldcock her upside the head after you're done and take the money back.
<2> she'll cut your face
<7> lol
<5> i tie up hookers and rob them.
<4> the idea is to keep her from seeing it coming.



<8> ralf.
<4> it's not like you tell her, "oh by the way, i'm about to punch you in the head really fast and hard, so you might want to ***ume a defensive stance and maybe pre-emptively take a swing at me."
<7> http://myriadnetworks.com/services/vds.php - might get the 'Value' package.
<4> cheap bastard.
<0> a whore "seeing it coming". hmm
<7> pizza_biz: :D
<6> why does their '$87 million datacenter' graphic have a picture of a pair of low end dell tower servers?
<7> *shrug*
<6> somehow that does NOT instill confidence.
<7> Why not?
<7> So their entire business is crap because of a graphic designers choice in pictures? lol
<6> sorta like a airline showing you a picture of a couple of old Beechcraft while touting their modern fleet.
<7> No not really, nothing like that.
<9> no 'cogent' yet
<9> can't be THAT bad
<7> Cogent?
<9> ya when evaluating a product that connects you to the internet, you should understand a little about how connectivity is acheived
<7> It doesn't connect me to the internet - it's a remote VDS, it has nothing to do with my connection.
<7> Silly boy.
<9> not YOUR connection.
<6> Domain Name: MYRIADNETWORKS.COM
<6> Created on: 16-DEC-03
<6> ok, they've only been around a couple years
<9> but YOU need to get to the SERVER some how.
<9> silly boy.
<7> Aww, he can't construct sentences.
<9> i.e. myriad needs to buy TRANSIT from someone.
<7> peerce: Yeah, got decent feedback from customers too.
<6> their own server isn't on their own IP space.
<6> [pierce@hogranch pierce]$ host myriadnetworks.com
<6> myriadnetworks.com has address 209.9.232.40
<6> [pierce@hogranch pierce]$ whois 209.9.232.40
<6> Beyond The Network America, Inc. BTN-CIDR4 (NET-209-8-0-0-1)
<6> 209.8.0.0 - 209.9.255.255
<6> PullThePlug Technologies LLC PULLTHEPLUG-BTNA (NET-209-9-224-0-1)
<6> 209.9.224.0 - 209.9.239.255
<6> SecurityMinded Technologies LLC. Dba Myriad Network NET-209-9-232-0-1 (NET-209-9-232-0-1)
<6> 209.9.232.0 - 209.9.232.255
<7> That's called, "marketing" and "sales tactics" :P
<9> it's all space allocated from the ipstream
<6> wait, oh. securityminded dba myriad network
<9> s,ip,up,
<10> I have a good friend who's really happy with his virtual server hosted with http://rimuhosting.com/
<6> oddly, most folks I know doing serious hosting have their own space as they are multihomed
<7> fdiv_bug: Well I'm up for suggestions :)
<11> "rim u"
<11> hehe
<10> Olin: That's the only one I could make, based on someone else's experience.
<10> http://rimuhosting.com/order/startorder.jsp has their pricing.
<6> www.sonic.net has good dedicated hosting. so does www.he.net
<5> Stonger, more powerful erections.
<10> peerce: Not dedicated hosting.
<6> https://tools.sonic.net/signup/1u/ *real* dedicated hosting
<10> Virtual servers.
<6> for $79/month, with 300GB bandwidth
<12> dedicated erections
<7> Well I'm looking for a decent company that offer VPS/VDS and/or Dedicated serevrs which have say, CPanel or some other user/account management software installed as part of the price - but which also allows IRC.
<9> peerce knows teh path.
<9> CPANEL!
<9> OMG LOL
<4> why do you idiots keep bringing up erections? so to speak.



<10> CPanel ****ing ****s.
<9> hahaha
<9> fdiv KNOWZ
<6> yeah, myriad's ad copy doesn't jive. VDS that claims 'no cpu impact', what a pile of crock. if its a virtual host, your'e sharing the CPU with the other virtual hosts.
<7> It works.
<5> just a spam subject header I wanted to share with the channel.
<10> Olin: Usually.
<7> What does ****, is people that say, "xyz ****s".
<10> But when it doesn't you're kinda up a creek in most cases.
<7> Because they can't do better.
<6> with either a VDS or dedicated host, you can install your own cpanel or whatever.
<10> No, I say it ****s because it's done far more harm for me and several of my coworkers than good.
<5> ahhh, nothing like a week off up a creek
<9> olin, if you can't manage your "unix" box without some interface, you should consider windows.
<5> love bein on the river
<12> who you calling idiot, idiot?!?
<10> I can't do something better. Doesn't make things that **** any good, though.
<9> cpanel, webmin, etc etc
<9> all ***hat.
<6> if you can't manage your unix box w/o cpanel, you shouldn't be managing a server at all.
<9> peerce with bombz.
<5> THE B2 piloted by peerce opens its payload doors
<5> SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOM
<9> unfortunately my friends at servermatrix have stopped accept new clients.
<9> that was zee bombdiggity.
<9> but free colo+bw > paidfor colo+bw
<5> ST. LOUIS Feb 28, 2006 (AP) The president and director of a Colorado-based adult entertainment company is running for the school board of a suburban St. Louis district, and already many residents are giving the candidacy a thumbs down.
<5> "I wouldn't want that kind of guy running a school board," Jeremy Parks, 21, told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "If he's that great of a guy, with good morals, he wouldn't be running strip clubs."
<5> i wish that happened in my town. wtf.
<5> i'd love to have a pron angle in one of my school board stories.
<9> new open sources router. vyatta
<6> bleah, st louis. i visited there several times in the mid 70s, was practically a ghosttown
<4> nerp: as was said in RHPS -- don't dream it, be it.
<9> 'cause you weren't hangin in EAST st. louis
<5> first rule in journalism pizza_biz, though, is "dont' become the news"
<6> in indiana? tahts where we went to go drinking, cuz the bars closed early in missouri
<9> i believe it's technically il
<6> but what a dreary place... miles of boarded up brownstones
<6> ah, illinois? ok, so sue me, it was 30 years ago.
<10> nerp: I thought the first rule of journalism was "Do not talk about journalism."
<7> [22:31:13] <9> olin, if you can't manage your "unix" box without some interface, you should consider windows.
<7> It's not that - I'm just up for making my life easier :)
<10> The second rule of journalism is "Do *NOT* talk about journalism."
<5> Hehe, journalists are obsessed with talking about their field. :D
<5> I read AJR.
<10> Apparently nerp missed the reference.
<5> yeah yeah fight club
<10> Thank you.
<5> a bar of soap with the words carved out, etc.
<5> am I the only one that thought that movie was completley boring and stupid?
<9> show dialplan
<9> eer
<9> wrong window
<4> that was a great movie. :-P
<4> even if you didn't like it, how could you call it boring?
<1> Attempt to break contact. Contact not broken. Klingon attempt to break contact. Contact not broken
<10> nerp: It was a good movie. Not as good as some people make it out to be, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.
<9> 4 pints of blood before you puke?
<4> uhhh, i don't think i could drink even that much.
<5> i dunno, it was just painfully boring for me. I felt like I was anticipating every word, every scene.
<5> it felt. . . formualic. I dunno. Maybe I'm just weird.
<4> with the formula being what?
<1> 1996 Visual Basic 5.0 is introduced. The Hello, World install increases to five diskettes.
<1> 1998 Visual Basic 6.0 is introduced. Realizing the importance of the Internet, a new feature called WebCl***es is introduced. The less said about that, the better.
<4> gotta go throw this check in the mail before i forget about it again. :-/
<6> i don't think I ever saw Fight Club
<13> peerce: you dont see it anyway, you live it
<4> i p***ed on watching it for a long time because i'd drawn the wrong conclusions about it, being that i never really saw any of the first-run promos for it. once i found out it was more of a psychological thriller, i took the time to watch it.
<14> does anyone know of a program which can uncompress .zip, .rar and .ace files, which is free, and which is in Czech please?
<4> http://www.powerarchiver.com/
<14> pizza_biz: that's not free
<14> (and 7-zip doesn't do .ace)
<4> cheapskate.
<14> free as in freedom


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