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<0> the ride home is often a fart fiesta as I clear the backlog
<1> fortunately i dont date, so i just fart freely.
<2> like sometimes when you're walking and you let a bit out with each step
<0> hehe
<2> cuz that would really add up
<1> hahaha
<0> i've also learned to keep the **** in place and let the air behind it p*** by when I pee so I can refrain from soiling the anus before I bang
<0> then when there is no more chance of her face in my loins, I release
<3> though that ****s when she shoves her tounge up there
<0> TMI? yeah
<2> my cousin lit one once. The flame kind of clung to his trousers for a second and went away. Wasn't very impressive.
<1> ive always wanted to light one but i would be worried the flame would carry on past the sphincter and explode my colon.
<0> i've fired off 2 foot long flames
<0> sometimes farts are more airy than methaney
<0> given the right conditions it literally becomes a flamethrower
<3> this bi9g chick at work has some kind of problem
<3> so she just farts all the time
<0> and zog, yes, you need to be careful, but only for surface burns and a lot of singed *** hair
<2> It's probably more environmentally freindly to burn it.
<3> and they stink
<3> she acts like she doesnt know she is doing it
<2> doesn't stink as much either
<3> it is so hard to not laugh during meetings or presentations
<3> youll be talkin to her and no different than blinkin an eye she's all like "prrffttt"
<2> I was installing Internet for a guy the other day and he was in a wheelchair, and let out a big toot. He said sorry instead of excuse me, I felt a bit awkward because I felt I couldn't laugh because it might be part of his disability, not being able to control it.
<4> our old ***t manager would come back from break and go IMMEDIATLY to the bathroom and camp out for like half an hour
<3> woah
<3> i always wondered who actually installed the internet
<3> you're a god man
<4> if you food moves through you that damn fast you have a problrm
<1> why farts are so funny ill never know
<4> and he farst alll damn day too
<4> silly noise
<4> and smell :)
<5> teebsgrrl, sounds like it might be a spastic colon ... IBS.
<2> Yes, I actually installed a very small part of the Internet.
<5> Or krons(sp)
<4> yes, i am familiar with that
<4> but there are ways to reduce that
<6> or gayman*** with a 14 incher
<4> IBS and krons are suaually quick trips though
<4> not long one
<6> maybe hes a herion addict
<4> he is a fat ****
<4> no chance of herion
<5> krons can go either way
<4> he just craps alot
<4> but he is gone now so we have recalimed out bathroom
<5> Okay, I just learned a good way to cook grilled cheese sammiches.
<4> iron?
<4> george forman?
<5> Need to invest in a nice cast iron skillet, and a cast iron griddle.
<2> flame thrower?
<5> The heat of the skillet does pressing.
<5> And you heat them both on the stove ... then take off and put sammich on griddle
<4> too much work
<5> teebsgrrl, not really.
<4> yes really
<7> can somebody explain why this happens? highest quality jpeg showing huge artifacts after levels adjustment. http://free-zg.t-com.hr/bhz/photo/shadowexp/
<5> Looked pretty easy when Alton did it.
<1> wlel you have alot of time on your hands
<5> 5 minutes to heat the cast iron.
<5> Place sammich on griddle. Skillet on top. 3 minutes later, sammich ready.
<4> Hawkeye: hehehe oh it is an alton thing
<5> teebsgrrl, I have seasons 1 and 2 already downloaded ... 3 and 4 are downloading now.
<5> I found a torrent site that has all 8 seasons in bundles ... and then season 9 as individuals
<4> cool
<4> i like ham on the street
<2> Hawkeye: what's a griddle? Could you use a big skillet and a little skillet?
<4> Smurfing: sure but no grill lines
<5> Smurfing, in theory yeah
<4> err
<4> forget i said thta
<4> griddle is that you make pancakes on
<8> teebsgrrl! how's the headaches?
<4> what
<8> hawk!
<4> jewoodall: better
<2> cool I'm gonna try that.
<5> Yeah, its just basically a flat piece of cast iron.
<0> oh i forgot to tell you, i met christopher walken today
<4> got on meds to reduce fluid in my head close to 2 weeks ago
<5> Smurfing, has to be cast iron.
<2> my mcdonalds wore off
<0> he's a property owner in narragansett
<8> NO!
<0> and was in town hall to protest a proposed marina expansion
<1> MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<0> he's tall man
<8> my boss always makes me think of walken.
<0> it was one of the most surreal interviews ever
<0> i should make an mp3 of the recording
<0> :D
<4> nerp: cool, he kinda skeeves me out
<2> Hawkeye: I have a cast Iron skillet, and I have a copper bottomed frying pan. I figured I'd preheat the skillet to go on top.
<0> i love my job.
<5> Smurfing, that ought to work ... I suppose.
<5> Its just that cast iron has such unique heat properties.
<4> Hawkeye: alton is NOT the god for cooking
<4> he is awsome though
<8> alton is like my 9th-grade physical science teacher doing cooking.
<5> He's in his 9th season ... that definatly says something.
<4> awsome
<8> dude. 9 seasons.
<8> didn't realize that.
<4> but doesn't mean you cna't be open minded to toher ways of doing stuff
<5> teebsgrrl, never said I wasn't.
<4> good :)
<4> man it has been forever sicne i had a grilled cheese
<5> But his method for the grilled cheese sammich is hard to beat.
<5> Especially considering the weight to do some pressing.
<5> jewoodall, http://www2.digitaldistractions.org:8080/torrents.php?showid=ge
<9> I know this may be a stupid question....but If i have a router, and I need more ports....whats the differece If i plug an 8 port hub in verus an 8port switch?
<2> Hawkeye: I just told my wife and she thought it was a cool idea, but then she had a better idea... she thought we could just do it on the george foreman grill.
<2> g5 grill, you can take the plates off and clean them. and they're non stick.
<2> and you get the lines
<5> Hmmm, tru
<5> Somewhere I have a waffle iron that reverse to griddle flat surfaces.
<2> shame really, I was kind of looking forward to trying the pan thing... maybe I'll do it that way anyway just to see how it works.
<5> When did the george forman grill come out?
<2> don't know, but the g5 is a recent model I think, few months old.
<8> was it '01?
<4> we use the george for grilled cheese
<5> Back in like 1996, I was using my waffle iron foreman style.
<4> i use is almost every day. make hot dogs
<5> jewoodall, earlier than that ... I had one when I lived in Chicago ... and that was 98-00
<10> i make eggs on the grill
<2> back in 96 I was cooking toast over the electric elements on the oven top, because I didn't have a toaster.
<5> teebsgrrl, one thing I learned from alton today ... is using an electric skillet for poaching
<4> hehehe
<4> so cute
<4> nick alwasy wants to try stuff after he sees it on alton
<5> Because a good skillet will have a heat probe with a good temperature guage.
<5> The trick with poaching is maintaining the temp of your poaching liquid.
<5> And well ... take chicken ... 160 internal temp is considered safe right?
<4> ok Hawkeye we can watch alton is we want, thank you
<8> I just watched the video of christopher walken doing uh... that fatboy slim video.. weapon of choice.
<4> thast cool
<8> my boss so makes me think of him. that is to say, my boss is quietly scary. and has a similar forehead.
<4> jewoodall: http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/pseudotumorcerebri/pseudotumorcerebri.htm
<0> he's the kind of celebrity that I'm actually psyched to have met
<4> thast what i have that is causing my headaches right now
<0> if katie holmes was in town tonight, i'd probably not even mention it to you guys or care
<4> she is gonna pop soon
<0> what do you mean?
<0> oh, see, i didn't even realize she was pregnant.
<0> shows you how much I pay attention to her. :D
<8> tbsgrl: that's an interesting little diagnosis.
<4> jewoodall: yeah
<4> have had it for years. willl never get rid of it but it won;t always casue problems
<4> i am gonna go to bed i think
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