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<0> it would be funny to start a store that sells two rediculously unrelated items
<0> "Linens and Guns"
<0> "Nerp's footwear and hibachi world"
<1> "Nerp's house of ***crack shaving tools and plus-size-lingerie depot"
<0> hahahaa
<2> Nerp's house of beeyaches.
<0> that's the local high school
<1> I hate when my hair is all did up and I have an itch on my scalp.
<1> I thought we weren't doing that anymore!
<0> just run your car keys through your hair
<0> and yes, I have begun dating college-aged girls only. :D
<2> MmM.
<3> College girls are gay
<0> yeah
<0> they are
<0> inexperienced, uneducated and self-absorbed
<4> now this is ****ing retarded. outlook 2003 has this rules error dialog open but i can't GET to it. once i focus the mouse into it, it minimizes.
<1> nerp much prefers his girls to be using fingerpaints.
<5> thats awesome
<4> uneducated college girls. that's a sad statement on society.
<1> Come on.
<1> Everybody knows that women have smaller brains.
<2> MmM. Brains.
<0> most state universities are graduating people who wouldn't have made it out of high school years ago
<1> Yeah we should change it to ***hole weak :)
<3> **** that ****er
<1> GET IT?
<1> WEAK?
<2> Or goatse.cx, twice the size.
<4> ****. i need floss.
<6> use a pube
<3> take one of the ones from nerps' butt
<6> http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=1&u=/060201/ids_photos_ts/r469963390.jpg
<6> hahaha
<4> ew.
<6> here. this will help get rid of that image http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=2&u=/060130/ids_photos_en/r3210364908.jpg
<6> that's a lot a silicone
<2> Yums.
<6> she could probably caulk a house's worth of windows with all that
<3> haha thats scary
<6> hmm. pccard cablecard. somewhere gimp just sprung wood
<3> ding
<6> heh. his and hers chocolate thongs
<3> melts in your mouth
<3> not all over your hotel bed
<0> should I buy more weed today?
<3> get laid
<0> i did the other day
<0> and I probably will tomorrow
<3> your mom in town again?
<0> weak.
<3> it's ***hole weak!
<0> your mom? you can do better than that.
<0> should have said 'underage bastard step-cousin from oaklahoma'
<3> ive been awake for >35 hours =( we'll talk later.
<7> can someone tell me if avast is any good? using zonealarm right now
<3> AVAST ye matey.
<3> are YE a PIRATE
<3> or are YE a LAW OH-BIDIN' citizen
<7> not a pirate
<7> lol
<0> zonealarm = garbage.
<0> zonealarm makes your computer run slower than if you were infected.
<0> :D
<7> is avast better then? or what do you recommend?
<7> pc seems to run faster with zonealarm than it did with norton
<0> hardware firewall, remove all software solutions.
<0> even a cheap linksys will do a good enough job as a firewall.
<7> now for antivirus though. whats a good one?
<3> the free one
<0> end users running spyware, virus and firewall software are basically shoveling their computer's performance into the dumpster
<0> if you don't surf for porn, warez, cracks and 'funny OMFG videos' do you really need all these layers of protection?
<0> is your data really that critical? don't you have backups?
<0> don't be paranoid. Be smart. Forget about all that realtime protection.
<0> just don't go to lame sites and be cautious
<0> and back up regularly
<3> i was going to send him a virus =(
<8> oh ****
<8> emnity is what we lack, does it matter ANYWAYS?!
<4> outlook 2003 is such a goddamn cluster****.
<4> what were they thinking? "hey, let's add spam filtering, but let's not give the user any obvious way to flag a message as spam."
<1> I pooped a tape recorder.
<0> no obvious way?
<0> "mark as junk" is pretty obvious to me. :D
<4> i don't see that option. anywhere.
<9> hello all
<9> anyone online who can help me
<0> oh, well hover over junk, block sender. . .
<0> or just dragging it into the junk folder marks it as junk i thought and adds to its database
<1> THIS IS NO ORDINARY LOVE
<0> i could be wrong
<1> nerp: Come over and shave my crack.
<9> anyone online
<0> alright, although I suspect I should bring a pair of pruning shears along with my straight-edge. :D
<1> nerp is totally online.
<0> i'm soooo online. omg.
<0> haha actually, I refuse to create a myspace account.
<1> nerp: It's weird. I have no dago back hair, but I have hair on my ***.
<0> i'm going to die as the one person in the world who doesn't give a **** about myspace
<1> myspace? I spend most of my day keeping kids out of myspace.
<1> I don't have one of those accounts either.
<0> just ban *myspace*
<0> yeah its rediculous.
<1> Oh I did.
<1> I meant, sites LIKE myspace
<0> yeah
<0> everyone is like OMG GO TO MY MYSPACE
<1> there are tons more.
<1> TONS more.
<9> anyone here know how to use Acrobat pro 7\
<1> tagged is one
<0> i go, and it's like, my friend rambling in poor english about his trip to the post office
<0> and a bunch of wannabes going "OMG DUDE SUP LOL ADD ME"
<0> no point to this at all.
<1> nerp: I'm my own worst enemy though, I started my own blog :(
<1> I mean, I redid my site and put a new blog platform on it.
<1> I'm such a homo.
<1> pb's like "blogs are so last year"
<0> well, blogs are OK for keepin in touch with friends and giving an update to your life.
<9> anyone here know how to use Acrobat pro 7\
<1> That's kinda what mine is. Few even know about it.
<0> blogging every thought that comes to your mind and pretending you're a 'modern journalist' is where I start drawing the line between 'keeping in touch' and being a 'total moron'
<1> nerp: you should read my test posts
<4> jonnybrat: by reading the ****ing manual.
<9> i need help with printing i want to inlarge my print
<9> my the page print on printer 120%
<1> whoa.
<1> If you want help you're going to have to make those sentences a little more concise.
<9> i want to make it print a page at 120% Zoom
<9> can someone help
<0> ie7 beta 2 is nice
<0> i'm gonna switch
<0> bye bye fire****s
<0> ie is sooo much faster. :D
<8> facebook is pretty kick***
<1> nerp: firefox + fasterfox + adblock = pwn
<8> opera + my nutsack = your mom making me grilled cheese
<0> skoal ie7 + nothing + nothing = pwn
<0> :D
<1> come on.
<1> I've used IE7 and I'm not impressed.
<0> computer - firefox = bout time
<4> fasturfox?
<0> i wasn't hoping to be impressed. I wanted ie6 with tabs.
<0> i got it.
<0> :D
<0> it's sad that there is actually a program called "fasterfox"
<1> I'm telling you. IE is slick, but firefox is just a cunt hair slicker.
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