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<0> id like to mess around with running asterisk on the thing. i hear it can be done even with the G, using samba mountpoints to store the voice data.
<0> you know what would be really funny? axis cameras use embedded linux. would be cool to make a pbx out of one of their cameras.
<1> what does sendmail use /proc for?
<1> ahh, process data gets stored there
<2> hi all, which channel to chat about windows media centre 2005 please
<1> this aint a bad place if someone cares
<0> you know ssomething weird? After washing my hands with Gojo, suddenly my hands smell like food product. Not oranges though. something more like italian food. pizza or pasta perhaps.
<1> wtf is Gojo?
<0> its an orange pumice hand cleaner, frequently used in garages, auto shops, etc. it'll take *anything* off your hands.,
<3> Yeah, Gojo's some serious stuff.
<3> He's not kidding when he says "anything."
<4> MrGojo
<3> I'm fairly certain it works in part by simply removing several layers of skin.
<0> when i was in high school, taking metal shop, you would be totally filthy due to all the metal dust from sanding/grinding/sawing/lathing, and metal particles in your skin are really hard to get out.
<0> Yeah, it probably works based on abraiding off a layer of skin :D
<0> plus the citrus too



<0> because ive used non-pumice gojo that was nearly as affective
<4> i've used the stuff many times. it doesn't remove any significant amount of skin.
<3> pale_wtf: So says you!
<4> SO SAYS ME DAMNIT.
<1> set mode pale_poop stfu
<0> poop!
<5> actually, i just made a sorta pale lookin' poop.
<5> too much dairy last night. :-(
<1> ooF
<0> dairy usually gives me bowl-breakers
<1> lactating tits?
<0> especially cheese
<5> along with my sandwich i had some cheese, yogurt, and a gl*** of milk. "i know this all tastes good, but i'm gonna regret it tomorrow."
<6> k
<6> :>
<6> dunno why i was on that host
<6> hey guys, only diff between uxga and sxga is resolution ?
<1> looks like a u and s
<5> !google uxga versus sxga
<6> :>
<7> http://www.m-techlaptops.com/specifications/sxgavsuxga.htm
<6> ya saw that
<1> !google difference between sxga uxga
<6> :
<6> :>
<5> you zuck, z4M04.
<6> on a dell laptop, 60 gig to 80 gig on a 710M, how much heavier you think it'll make it?>
<1> k
<6> barellllly anything right
<8> Depends on number of platters.
<6> ya
<6> hrmf
<6> i wanna sell my inspiron 6000 and get this e1505
<6> core duo n ****.. realllllly good deal
<6> it'll cost me $900 shipped
<6> 2ghz 1 gig ram 80 gig hd
<6> $950 shipped sorry, 4 year warranty
<6> cause i'm using EPP and 35% off.. and charging the other dood some $ :>
<9> can anyone recommend a better piece of backup software other than veritas?
<0> Veritas. :D
<0> i have no problems with be v10. what problems you having?
<9> I am having issues with
<9> V9
<8> backup software is all ****. and to get the server version, it's way too expensive.
<9> seems like a compression problem and I am getting tired of dealing with it.
<10> NTBACKUP.EXE
<0> i think we paid about $500 for v10 and $150 per remote agent license
<9> I hate tapes too. such old technology.
<0> its unlikely theyre going anywhere anytime soon
<9> yeah until holographic discs become available.
<0> if that vaporware ever comes about, perhaps
<10> I'd like some relable flashdisks instead
<9> seems like it has good potential
<9> i have been recommending that iomega rev disks.
<8> I need to get auto-backup set up too. *sigh*
<0> ive never had a tape fail me yet. could have a bit to do with the drives being made with extreme precision (hence their high price) and tapes generally being kept safe, though, we have tapes tossed around the office frequently.
<0> you recommend iomega *anything*? Whoa. you need your head checked.
<8> I have. I tried TDK but the tape made the heads all dirty and caused backups to fail.
<0> depending on the tape technology, they generally all require cleaning.
<0> DDS especially, they are notorious
<0> Sony AIT technology not so much.



<0> the metal particles are embedded in the plastic base
<8> Yeah, but not like that. I clean about once every four to six backups. Sony, Seagate, no problem.
<6> :>
<0> some would say helical scan heads require the most cleaning, as the head rubs against tape the most with that tech. however AIT is helical.
<9> one of my clients had symantec security for exchange installed. I went in one day and the server had 257 processes running, most of them were find.exe and ftp.exe
<0> im not a huge fan of ait because of the media costs though.
<9> turns out symantec had spawned all of this ****. not to mention there was 10 gigs worth of .tmp files
<11> does anyone know if morpheus 5.1.2 or emulePlus are spyware free
<9> symantec ****s!!!
<12> My mic was working up until a week ago.. now its not and I've not changed any settings. When I talk in it I hear myself through the monitor speakers... but it wont transmit over the net nor can I record in sound recorder.. any ideas?
<8> Well cool. A $16 bill with visa, and I'm all paid up. With about $1200 left in the bank.
<0> Yea it ****s that symantec has acquired veritas. I hope they dont make backup exec ****.
<0> could be worse. could be CA.
<9> zog, they will
<5> backp exec ****s enough as it is already.
<0> Yeh yeh its been said that all backup software is pretty ****ty, but what ****s the least?
<8> Actually, about $1400, not $1200.
<0> im very impressed with BE v10.
<9> why the hell does backup software have to **** so much?
<0> its got a learning curve though.
<0> hell, the operations manual for BE v10 is like 600 pages
<3> Hawkinss: If you're looking for something free and open source, check out Bacula. I believe it supports Win32 quite well.
<5> you know what annoys me? when you're looking at a picture gallery on some random website, and you click on the thumbnail and it opens a picture that's like 3% larger than the ****ing thumbnail you just clicked on. WHY BOTHER?
<0> Ya pale_blue. I hate that too.
<0> I want to cockpunch the webmaster who does things like that
<3> pale_blue: It's even worse when it's the same picture, like when you're clicking on a picture for a product in an online catalog.
<0> Holy ****!!! Whoa was I wrong. The administrators guide for Backup Exec v10 is 1,530 pages! http://ftp.support.veritas.com/pub/support/products/Backup_Exec_for_WindowsNT/269777.pdf
<3> z0g^g: That's nothin'.
<0> one thing thats nice is their remote unix client, the old one, is free. i dunno if you need an agent license for RALUS though
<13> hi
<13> I have 2 computers, 2 ethernet adapters, 1 switch
<13> it is possible to connect both to the internet (cable connection) ?
<5> trade 'em in for two turn tables and a microphone.
<13> do I need another ethernet adapter?
<0> pb: heh
<14> z0g^g: only 1530 pages?
<14> pfft
<0> if the cable modem isnt performing nat internally (i dont know of one that does, at least around here, the cable company uses motorolas that are just bridges) then you would need either a router of sorts, or one computer with two NICs that can perform the task of ICS
<5> connection sharing generally needs (n computers + 1) interfaces.
<15> anybody know how to retrieve records from yahoo? like proof that i sent out an email
<0> Aurelius: its funny that its so lengthy, i find the interface so straightforward that ive never read any of it.
<3> For our backups we use Tivoli Storage Manager.
<3> I don't recommend it.
<0> hehe.. my last job we used CA Arcserve. I don't recommend it.
<15> anybody know how i could view those
<15> ?
<5> i think i've heard rumors that ultrabac is nifty.
<0> ive heard some good things about retrospect as a good low-end solution
<0> you know off the top of your head if NTBACKUP can span tapes when a single file exceeds a single tape's size?
<15> DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF YOU CAN DO THAT?
<0> im trying to get a 75gb file to span 2 DDS4 tapes versus wasting a rather expensive AIT2 tape on it.
<0> well, im not trying. i havent even tried yet.
<5> mistan: i was going to offer up a comment, but since you decided to act like a petulant ****, i'm not going to now.
<0> ****.
<15> im trying to hurry up and get this **** resolved because my professor said he never received my mid-term makeup
<0> Tell him the dog ate it.
<1> oMg. itz so chilly in here my nipplez are getting eerectt
<15> well no point in me bein in here
<5> ****ing jack***. i get half-way through a paragraph and the ****er leaves.
<16> hey zog...
<16> it didn't work :)
<0> what didnt work
<0> is this the guy with the drive letter problem?
<16> yep
<16> or, was the guy
<0> yea i knew it would fail. too much **** is hardcoded to drive letters.
<0> it would take you far longer to manually correct everything then to reinstall
<16> it got smart on the 3rd install
<16> but yeah... so much for that
<0> you can generally tell if things are going to be ****ed up during the blue-background textmode installer portion where it asks what directory to install windows into, i believe it usually has the drive letter listed there too
<17> can someone help me out for a sec
<5> out? sure, door's over there.
<17> heh


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