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<0> lol
<0> whats the website where you put up a project and people bid on it
<1> www.ebay.com
<0> nono
<0> vb coding and ****
<0> thing
<1> did your parents have any children that lived?
<2> heh
<2> people bid on projects?
<2> you mean rentacoder or whatever?
<1> elance, rentacoder
<1> there's a bunch of them
<1> the indians swarm all over them
<2> heh
<1> your project I will do, 5 dollars
<0> mine



<0> really
<3> hi I need some quick advice.
<3> i have a text file that consists of multiple rows
<3> first one is last name, first name.... then the second, third, and forth lines are information about that person
<3> then theres a space and another group of lines about another person
<3> what would be the easiest way to sort this in alphabetical order by last name?
<0> put it in word and use the sort function
<0> KA-BLAM!
<3> heh heh
<4> Stick them in a listbox with sorted = true
<3> yes but theres multiple lanes
<3> lines
<4> As long as last name is first, it will sort on that
<4> then whatever is next, obviously
<0> hmph
<0> nobody ever helps me because of me *.edu
<0> my&
<0> *
<4> If you don't care to put ALL the information there, then you could place it in array of types and sort the array on last name, swapping the other fields as you sort (quicksort)
<4> no-sweat: You asked a question and were answered
<0> nah i mean yesterday. i want to have my program search through a text file and file URLs and output them into a list
<4> Chuck`: Listview is another alternative
<3> i'm using listview
<3> i'm just a little worried about it using too much memory
<4> Then use an array instead
<3> oddly enough i ran my program on another laptop and there was an out of memory run time error with the sorting
<3> but then i tried it on a windows 98 desktop and it worked
<3> the laptop ran XP
<3> weird
<4> How many items are you sorting?
<3> around 5ish right now
<3> the laptop had 1 GB of memory
<4> 5 items ran out of memory?
<3> yep
<4> Then you seriously ****ed something up
<3> yeah probably
<3> it's weird how it worked on the 98 machine and on my machine with the exact same configuration
<4> ok, movie time
<4> bbl
<3> okay bbl
<3> thanks for your help
<3> i mean okay bye
<3> haha
<0> ok need to make a program that grabs a websites source code and look thru it outputting URL's it finds in a listbox then validating them
<0> you think there are any open source programs like this
<5> Hi im new to VB and ive got a quick question, im writing to memory but i need to write it as a float i believe? does vb have float datatypes? or what do i use?
<6> Is there a standard way to go about Binding A TextBox AND providing visual formatting for phone numbers so that the user sees a formatted number, but only the numbers are stored via binding?
<6> NM, it happened again. I search for an hour before asking here only to find the answer seconds after asking.
<7> edit mask? =)
<6> Yep
<6> I just figured that .Net would have integrated format functionality into the TextBox, but I guess it makes sense to keep it seperate in order to keep it light and simple.
<6> Now I'm trying to use Custom format in a DataGridViewCell in the CellFormatting event to achive the same in a datagridview. There is no PhoneFormat though so I'm looking into how to deal with that. Reading: http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/fht0f5be.aspx
<6> That was easy enough
<6> http://aspalliance.com/718
<8> does the ***ignment operator in vb.net automattically do a shallow copy?
<8> :'(
<9> anyone here?
<10> no
<9> yes it seems
<9> im working on a lockpicking simulator in vb, anyone feel like testing a beta?
<9> screenie: http://70.174.94.44:8080/im<11>; hi



<11> i've probs using the function: http://www.devx.com/vb2themax/Tip/19295
<11> i'm using vb6 just want to read content of HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Devices
<11> EnumRegistryValue***
<10> why are you using vb6
<10> do you know how old it is?
<11> i need to it's going to be a vbscript
<10> what?
<11> .vbs
<10> you can't use apis in .vbs
<11> really?
<10> yes
<11> how could i check if a printer is installed then
<12> homies
<12> gm
<1> that's becoming annoying
<12> what is?
<12> wakjah
<1> yes
<12> ban him
<12> banish him
<1> you bloodthirsty bitch
<12> hahah
<12> dude i had the most annoying day the day before last
<12> i did these people a favor(first mistake)
<1> every day is annoying
<12> i did a site
<12> for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<1> that was a mistake
<12> and this ****ing retart emails me saying the menus dont work (menus are just a bit of Javscript and CSS)
<12> so i ask the fool .. what OS and Browser are you using
<12> he says MAC OS 9.2 and IE 5.1
<12> for mac
<12> so i tell the tard that **** is old and he needs to upgrade
<12> so he comes back at me with W3C standards
<12> he found the site with google
<12> so annoying
<1> offer him his money back
<12> haha
<12> brb
<12> so yeah
<12> i did it as a jesture of service for this organization
<12> but now i should have charged them
<13> New Tool US Tour dates released. Mostly the southwest, but heres hoping that they come back to the NE.
<0> anyone here use netfirms?
<0> Hey guys I have a listbox full of text on each line. How would I go about going through it and deleting all quotes?
<4> which vb?
<0> vb.net 2003
<0> will instr do it?
<1> instr is vb6
<1> but yes, it will delete quotes
<0> ok
<0> how do i go about doing that
<1> you write some code
<0> oh ok
<0> can someone else write some code
<1> www.rentacoder.com
<1> or did you want someone here to quote you a price?
<0> sure
<0> i mean, it's pretty simple isnt it?
<1> $75/hr 4 hour minimum
<1> in advance
<0> ok
<0> p***
<0> someones been helping me i just didnt want to keep bothering him
<0> but i guess i will
<1> you found someone here that will help you?
<0> no not here
<0> somewhere else
<0> in a cool people place!
<0> zing!
<0> facial!!
<14> are you threatening me?
<15> oh you had to let him gove you a facial?
<15> fair enough


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