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<0> so do you, but we use you anyway...
<1> lol
<2> I'm cheaper than vss
<0> this is true
<1> i hear got an email about "the best comback ever"
<1> it was some Marine being interviewed by this woman about a camping trip for some kids
<1> you guys hera this one?
<0> no
<1> umm ... the lady asks him what they will do on the trip? So the guy tells her we'll we will be fishing, teaching archary, hunting etc ..
<1> The interviewer says: Will you be teaching them how to use rifles? The guy says yes. The interview says don't you thing thats dangerious? To which the guy replys, "Well no we will teach them how to properly use a refle.
<1> So the interviewer says: You are equiping them to be killers !
<1> The Marine aswers her by saying: Madem, you are equiped to be a prositute, but your not one. Are you?
<0> heh
<1> i thought that was a pretty good answer
<0> you should record and podcast these or something...your horrendous spelling kills the delivery :)
<3> gmoney_: yes, bash has had that for a while



<3> http://www.bash.org/?85979 better delivery
<1> that's the one
<2> that's some funny ****
<1> i thought so 2
<4> m.. i declared a public function and a popup window isn't coming up when i'm writing the name of it.. any idea why?
<0> needhelp: already told you
<5> Let's hold him down and feed him some ham
<1> i need some music
<1> some stones i think
<1> you have a lovely singing voice OE
<0> I can't work to Stones
<1> why
<4> someone? about the function?
<0> goddamit you sped
<0> we already answered you
<0> gmoney: dunno...I work to Tool, NIN, Ministry...
<0> or mozart
<4> :\
<1> o
<1> i listen to almost anything when i work
<6> tool is the best band evar
<1> even talk radio
<5> ugh, no decent new movies out
<0> goddam. I'd slit my wrists if I *ever* had to listen to talk radio
<5> Stern is pretty funny
<0> gmoney: I haven't listened to the radio in roughly eight years
<0> commercials and djs make me want to gouge out my eyes
<0> and/or the eyes of the person nearest to me
<5> Jack FM
<1> there is a pretty good small station up here WPDA or something
<5> although, it does have commercials
<0> I think I might be going autistic...secondary noise freaks me the **** out
<6> I can't stand Stern
<5> He's an aquired taste
<1> yeah
<1> he gets annoying after a while
<0> this concerns me a little...but I had to ride with a dude about a month ago and he listened to talk radio...I got home and my wife started the dishwasher...
<0> I literally almost had a breakdown on the spot
<5> heh
<0> I mean...no ****, I was about to cry
<1> i don't get it
<0> that kinda **** has never happened to me
<1> why the dishwasher
<1> ?
<0> dunno if it was a panic attack or something...
<0> background noise
<1> o
<5> Maybe it's from the time your mother locked you inside and started it :P
<0> you know...you might be onto something
<0> although it wasn't the machine...just the noise
<7> weirdo
<0> sorry
<0> whoa...I think I just found some encrypted or code ****...
<0> "SQL Server Answers trickled icily down how to make him take the body north. give me a clean shirt deep inside me, were already inside and both gold"
<0> pages of **** like that
<0> "He knew of our problem, **** in Jesus and This is My Father's where he could. To strengthen to his car and drove on. uninterrupted and he inspected him carefully his right shoulder, into the tank, forming a foul rest-up." "But you its gaskets. I saw sagging. I hold my arm them in this matter?' that I am, and get DNA from the swabs Chuck," I said to her. "
<8> nice bayesian poisoning
<6> oh. IE7 RC1 was released today
<9> No, it was released yesterday
<9> Loser



<0> halo: canucks get new releases by dog sled
<7> you're so behind
<6> doh!
<7> the new Vista build is more exciting
<9> You install it, div?
<9> I should put it on my laptop. It's effectively ****ed now anyway.
<4> divil - which build?
<5> Does IE RC1 seem pretty stable?
<7> yeah
<7> 53 something
<5> I'm tempted
<4> divil - did u had problems with vb on it?
<6> did you had...
<7> 5536 rather
<9> divil: On MSDN?
<4> have*
<7> oe: IE7 has been stable since beta 1
<7> NeedHelpI I don't have VS installed on my test machine
<5> yeah, but I don't use beta ****
<7> halo: no idea
<9> eh, B1 had some issues. B2 was pretty good.
<5> RC1, maybe
<7> OnError: your loss :P
<7> what do you use? IE6?
<4> divil - ?
<5> Of course
<7> IE7 has been considerably better and more secure than IE6 since the first beta.
<0> I don't muck around with enough different machines
<0> and in spite of stability I'm not gonna install beta on my dev box
<0> at home..sure
<7> that's why I have a dedicated vista testing machine
<7> it's better than my primary dev machine :(
<1> Cant you just download a vista 6month beta from MS?
<7> the speed and UI improvements in the latest vista build are great
<7> apparently they only just checked in a load of optimization ****
<5> damn, win2K isn't in their OS list
<7> you'll need WinXP SP2
<9> I see a July CTP for Vista
<5> I've got that, but it's right behind me
<5> wife's computer
<7> maybe you should consider upgrading now that XP is 5 years old :P
<0> he's being cautious
<1> did you guys get that from the MS site?
<0> and plans to be fully up an running on vista by 2010 whether it's safe or not
<9> hey div, where'd you get that build?
<7> from the connect site
<5> I'll probably continue to use Win2K on this box, until it dies, or is no longer supported by MS
<0> I think I have 95 on one box at home...
<10> are there any reasons not to use a XML file instead of an .ini file to initalize app settings?
<0> but I haven't turned that one on for three years
<5> me too
<5> laptop
<7> I like the way you can upgrade your copy of Vista in-place
<9> hm, where's Miller? He needs to get me on that program.
<7> this is the pre-rc1 build so that shouldn't be far away
<7> judging from the quality of this anyway
<5> Purple-: Always interesting to run code on a P1
<5> Really let's you know how efficient it is :)
<0> lets too
<5> nod
<5> I'm still asleep
<0> actually I'll be firing that one up later this week...
<5> Anyone have some crack?
<0> I use it for music shiz
<0> I can midi all day on a 286
<0> makes an awesome drum/keyboard controller
<0> and it all ties in anyhoo via smtpe
<5> POS can't even play an MPEG :P
<5> heh.. makes me think of the old MPEG board I had for my 486
<0> smpte dammit
<9> Yeah, if MS is still planning on a November RTM, they'll need to RC soon
<0> I used to have a four track c***ette recorder that supported sync via time codes...
<0> was awesome actually :)
<6> okay. stupid question time


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