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<0> he'd *nver* do that
<1> unless the edges had been smoothed
<0> hm, true
<1> ok, turns out my boss isn't on crack...he's just a lying sack of **** jack*** ****wit
<0> well, umm, umm, he'd never stick a knitting needle in his eye!
<0> there
<1> ya got me
<0> there's something he wouldn't do
<2> purple i wish i can show u
<2> btw, do u have gf yet?
<1> me? several
<3> he even knocked a few of 'em up
<2> then you should have enough
<3> (poor bladder control)
<2> why are you so greedy?
<1> envador: that was only one, and one I fortunately only have to see her 6 times a year



<1> for a total of about 5 minutes time per year
<3> not too bad :)
<1> christin: it's what I do
<2> dont be too greedy
<3> america is all about greed
<2> you can get sick by greediness
<1> I'm the cl***ic "sure, I'll have another drink", "why not, one more pill can't hurt", "ok, I could use another gf"
<2> that is why america die soon
<1> nah...not until we bomb or take wherever you live at least
<1> how did tmbg say it...I don't want the whole world, just your half
<2> do u have a life?
<2> why are u here most of the time?
<1> because I'm at work and I'd rather do this than work
<2> that is ironic.
<1> or in rare cases, do this and work
<1> you don't understand what ironic means do ya?
<3> i've not done much all day
<2> i like when u said the word "do"
<1> you could be alanis morissete
<2> do u know how to do?
<1> goddam...somehow you manage to get slightly more annoying every single time you come in here
<2> Purple, you have to ralax soemtime
<2> dont focus too much on the VB. u'll get old
<2> Dont u agree with me that life is beautiful when u know how to deal with it?
<1> sure...but I don't agree with your apparently ***esment that I am not dealing with it well
<1> my life is awesome
<2> The truth is that alot of men spend more time with their girls rather than VB
<1> which is why I'm not going to be doing vb when I get off work
<1> duh
<3> i'm clock watching myself
<1> I'm trying desperately to resist stabbing someone
<1> and I don't have a knife here...it'd have to be with a pencil or something. maybe scissors...
<3> use a pen, like in bourne supremacy
<1> yeah, that was pretty cool
<4> can you use a pencil as a weapon?
<4> whenever i try to stab someone with one, it breaks
<1> stab them in a softer spot
<1> or buy better pencils
<3> you don't use the eraser, you use the OTHER end. geez
<1> oh, and sharpen it first
<5> how can i enumerate through the application settings list?
<5> the items in my.settings
<1> I'm sure that's not covered anywhere in msdn
<5> not?
<5> i cant find anything about it..
<5> there is no collection type.. for it.. so can do For Each
<5> or am i wrong?
<1> see...sarcasm, under S
<5> wow.. lots of results for application setings.
<1> no, that one will be at dictionary.com :)
<5> but is it possible?
<5> what should i search for?
<5> enumerate application settings?
<5> foreach(string key in ConfigurationManager.AppSettings)
<5> hmm..
<5> there is no configuration manager tough in system.configuration
<5> hm..what am i missing purple?
<5> there is configurationsettings.
<5> but says its obsulete..use configurationmanager..
<5> but its not there.



<1> http://www.codeproject.com/vb/net/MySetting***ample.asp
<1> lazy ***
<5> http://www.codeproject.com/useritems/SystemConfiguration.asp
<5> i was loking at that one..
<1> http://www.codeproject.com/vb/net/MySetting***ample.asp
<1> ****
<1> For Each str As String In My.Settings.TextItems
<5> yup i see it..
<5> thanx purple.
<5> love ya
<1> blah :)
<1> I only put that kinda effort into **** I don't know either
<5> :)
<5> thanx tough :)
<1> but you bastards have yet to hit me with something that's actually hard to find
<5> ur google works better than mine.
<1> apparently my google is magic
<1> that was ".net loop through my.settings", 3rd link
<6> I honestly think it would benefit alot of people if they just learnt how to use data correctly.. ie. how to turn a search phrase into a good result
<1> plus I speed read like a mother****er and have a highly tuned bull****/wrong link filter
<1> martin: I personally don't think it's that hard. sure sometimes it takes a try or two, but the **** you see showing up in bad results is always an awesome indicator of how/what to modify
<5> hmm. says textitems is not member of mysettings >>> Error 37 'TextItems' is not a member of 'ImageGalleryDesigner.My.MySettings'. D:\Visual Studio 2005\Projects\ImageGalleryDesigner\ImageGalleryDesigner\Processors\ListingProcessor.vb 603 43 ImageGalleryDesigner
<1> http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/saa62613.aspx
<1> msdn disagrees
<6> Purple-, its hard for some people apparently
<1> it's hard for me right now too...but that's just cuz my gf is nekkid
<1> but asleep...hence explaining my presence here. I'm not *that* retarded
<1> basic: actually that msdn link doesn't say **** about textitems
<1> oh wait
<1> http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.configuration.applicationsettingsbase_members.aspx
<1> there ya go
<1> oh wait, it gets better
<1> dude...you need to fix your google
<5> hmmm..
<5> still cant make textitemwork
<1> http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.configuration.appsettingsreader.aspx
<5> gota do form binding first..
<1> huh?
<6> i wonder how those 14000 lines of Basic_'s code look like...
<5> i cleanup the other day.. i had them all under form1. cl***
<5> :)
<6> im thinking if cmd_click then text1.text = "hi"
<6> x 14000
<5> now theyare neatly difided into their own cl***es..
<6> ;p;
<5> its hellow world generator..
<1> martin: cmd_click? don't you mean command1?
<5> down to 11k lines now..
<5> slimed a bit.
<1> what exactly do those 11k lines accomplish?
<6> guiness book of world records - most inefficient piece of coding
<6> its just one routine copied over and over
<6> :p
<1> it's his "hello world"
<6> lol im pretty sure it would give a good chuckle to see it
<6> all of the logic is probably doing in the UI constructor
<6> ah yes
<6> on that note
<6> off to sleep
<6> :p
<5> i just discovered cl***es.. :)
<1> ouch
<5> :)
<1> you sounds like the typical vb6 programmer
<5> first time in programming
<1> yeah, that's about right
<1> don't get me wrong, I was vb6 forever...still am a lot :(...but most vb6 programmers **** ***
<5> ConfigurationManager whyd do i get not defined for that?
<5> i got import.configuration
<5> loaded.
<5> what am i missing..
<5> ?
<5> other than brain..


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