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<0> easy to implement like a function call because the math is inherently difficult
<1> huh
<0> Why build a square wheel when there are plenty of round ones available.
<1> Lol
<2> and a lot of samples of such
<0> If this is .NET, look into System.Security.Cryptography
<2> I personally like the square wheel just those bumps get me off
<2> but that's a different story
<1> Is there a way i can do it without calling a function? because i will be teaching a VB intro 2 cl*** because the teacher doesnt know what to do, so i suggested this.
<0> If this is VB6 there are several examples for using CryptoAPI
<1> its vb 6
<0> Hash algorithms aren't intro material
<2> all the world needs...another really bad vb6 teacher
<0> There is no way you can accomplish a half-decent hash algorithm "simply"
<1> it doesnt have to be SUPER decent, just better than my method.
<2> if it's an intro cl***, don't talk p***words or encryption at all



<2> period
<1> Well
<1> for a final
<1> people want to do "p***words" for their forms
<1> and
<1> if p***.text = "p***" thats not cool - they already know this..
<2> it's too big a topic. better to not cover it than have them mistakenly think their way is even vaguely ok in the real world
<2> teach em something more important
<0> We write actual applications. What you are asking is offensive to us.
<1> Well after this we will go into Private functions and CLEANER code
<2> any intro cl*** has way bigger fish to fry
<1> I know you guys do much more
<1> but its a intro cl***
<1> Im asking
<1> is there a way to count EACH char as a number
<2> you are covering p***words before private functions?
<0> We don't have an answer for you.
<2> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<1> like a = 1 and b = 2 and if this ammount = 34 then good..
<0> Have them devise their own methods. What do you care as long as it works?
<1> is that possible? count the chars as a number?
<1> that would be far more secure than my solution
<2> irc certainly helps me not feel like such an idiot
<2> I might have **** luck, but I'm not retarded
<2> heh
<0> wow
<0> You're teaching?
<1> Im in the cl***, they know nothing, and i havent been tought this stuff
<2> no...really?
<1> Is it possible..
<2> dude. please. don't teach the cl***
<2> I'm begging
<2> call in a bomb scare or something
<1> Omfg
<1> Im sick and tired of you COCKY ****ing bastards who think you know it all
<1> IF YOU KNOW what the **** you are doing ANSWER ME
<3> micro****
<2> goddam ****tards
<2> they aren't even funny these days
<0> See? You're not a moron.
<0> :)
<4> heh
<2> if they had any idea at all just how not sober I am when I help them...surely they'd be embar***ed
<2> I'm an optimist, what can I say
<4> oh gon on
<4> help them drunk
<0> bleh, this email is tough to right.
<0> write
<4> which email?
<4> quitting?
<2> out of the people I respect, I am a moron
<2> so I hold myself to a higher standard...whatever
<2> out of. I mean compared to
<2> people like that? they just convince me that not only is it ok, abortion is a good idea
<0> Trying to write a rant email to my boss and a few others to alert them that I think core dev is ****ed up.
<2> last time I did that I got fired
<2> last two times actually
<0> Abortion should be legal until the fetus gets a job and moves the **** out of the house.
<2> heh
<4> ahh
<2> I hate to be...heh...whew...caught myself there



<2> I was about to say some ****ed up ****
<0> damn, share
<2> even I'm not that trashed yet
<2> should have caught me on whatever it was I ate last weekend
<2> it was trippy, but must have been half truth serum
<0> It's tough to write such an email without appearing whiny.
<4> attack practices, not people
<2> on the bright side, the last time I wrote one of those that didn't get me fired I got a 20k raise
<0> I am
<0> Our problem is lack of people
<2> oh yeah. considering my ****ed upedness, you still want that resume?
<2> dunno if I'd want it or not in your shoes
<2> but I have it
<2> just being honest
<0> If you're willing to clean your **** up and consider moving to Florida, sure.
<2> I won't lie about it being long term...but I can commit to six months or a year
<2> hell, I can commit to being sober and drug free at the same time
<2> I just need to save some money
<2> man what a time to hear some country music...argh
<4> and then aussieland!
<2> steve earl and roseanne cash on HD
<2> "...was I off somewhere, or maybe just too high...but I can't remember...if we said goodbye"
<2> ow
<2> I do need to get to oz
<2> no question
<2> steve earl is a bad mother ****er
<2> awesome song writer
<2> that particular one was the first he wrote after getting out of rehab :(
<2> I just had a rare moment of clarity. not that any of you pricks care...but I can handle this thing.
<2> chuckie, I'm gonna run tomorrow
<2> hold me to it
<2> well **** that
<2> I'll hold myself to it
<2> I'm a bad mother****er. and I got this. :)
<5> in times like these, whats clear in your head is far from reality, but good luck!
<2> I'm sober
<5> youre the captain of your own destiny, go gettem
<5> but the good news is, the Bird has landed.
<5> me neighbor bought my car and its in his drive way, im soooo ****in stoked about that
<2> nice
<5> i can see it and go touch it and even drive it if he'll let me ;p
<5> i know he will, hes cool as hell
<2> your neighbor lets you touch it?
<2> that's just sick
<5> sick in whos opinion? I know its not yours
<5> you'd consider that a bonus
<2> oh yeah
<5> see, i told you, your head aint right
<2> I forget who I am
<2> point taken
<5> i shouldnt be up, see ya tomorrow purp
<5> night night time for me
<2> I wish you sweet dreams about touching your neighbor
<2> holy ****, I have pepsi and cheezits. all is right with the world
<2> the magic cheezit fairies must have visited
<2> every time I p*** out life improves...I need to do that more often
<2> it must be something with altitude or something...when I p*** out at chuckie's place and wake up my *** hurts...here it doesn't...
<2> hmmm
<6> hi can anyone help me with loops in visual basic?
<7> no
<6> oh ok thanks alot
<2> why can't they all be that easy
<2> that rocked
<7> heh
<2> maybe you scared him with teh big black cock
<2> I just watched last night's american idol
<2> my god...how are people not embar***ed?
<2> and the other end of my god...some of the chicks are hooooot
<2> like, not just a little hot. really ****ing hot
<2> of course at this point in my life, chuckie from the right angle is looking pretty sweet
<3> When he's bent over and showing you THE GOAT?
<2> mmmm
<2> goddam I need sleep


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