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<Purple-> are you one of those diaper wearing freaks at the local s&m club?
<unborn> nah
<Purple-> I'm all about open minded and not one to judge...but come on...cut that out
<unborn> too damn early
<unborn> still blury
<unborn> have this nice new monitor
<unborn> viewsonic vx922
<Purple-> wow. I just read in the news that it is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a crime with a weapon.
<Purple-> who knew?
<DerEngel> and its illegal to comit a crime WITH a weapon
<DerEngel> and its illegal to comit a crime
<Purple-> heh...I was about to say that
<Purple-> I guess it's just another thing they can charge you with
<DerEngel> yep, the entire system is riddled with catch 22s
<Purple-> cept those things we were just talking about are not "catch 22"...by definition
<Purple-> :)
<DerEngel> another good one: it is illegal to commit suicide
<Purple-> that's my favorite. so you can go to jail AND hell at the same time
<DerEngel> your right, they are catch all type situations
<DerEngel> at the electronic store in town, they had some high power electronic microscopes on display
<DerEngel> and they were being used to examine the physical gates of an EPROM
<DerEngel> I am not sure how much such a unit would cost, but I would sure like one
<DerEngel> I have some smart cards that I would really like to read..
<OnErr0r> high-powered
<OnErr0r> Did you mean to say electron?
<OnErr0r> probably not
<DerEngel> When I first saw the device, I thought it was
<DerEngel> because it stood about 6-7 feet
<DerEngel> but after examining it, no.
<DerEngel> However, the device has it's own light source, which was designed really well.
<DerEngel> and the side has ports for an external terminal (computer, mouse, lcd display, etc.)
<DerEngel> But I thought only electron microscopes can read EPROMs though.
<Purple-> 6-7 feet?
<Purple-> at a local store?
<DerEngel> yep
<OnErr0r> heeh
<Purple-> well...eprom readers can read eproms
<DerEngel> If the eeprom allows you to read it through the IO port, yes.
<Purple-> at my local "electronic" store, I'm lucky if they know what a PC is
<Sens> <DerEngel> But I thought only electron microscopes can read EPROMs though.
<Sens> umm
<Sens> read the contents from an EPROM?
<DerEngel> yes, from the top.
<OnErr0r> s/read/see
<Sens> hahaha
<Sens> dude
<DerEngel> Yes?
<Sens> you're not trying to read micro-microscopic words
<Sens> you're only trying to read miniture printing
<Sens> do you think those fuker are written by laser?
<Sens> theyre printed in ink
<Purple-> sens: anything good and right is done with laser. surely you know this...
<OnErr0r> I bet they're not drawn on with a pen and etched, like the old circuit boards I used to make :P
<Sens> purp: like all the chip manufacturers print all chips with laser, uh huh
<Purple-> oe: make?
<OnErr0r> nod
<Sens> on, i doubt very much that PIC MCU's are printed with laser. they're too inexpensive to be wasting lasers
<OnErr0r> You drew on the copper board with a special pen. Then etched it with a corrosive solution
<Purple-> oe: can you get me one of those old pointy-stabby things that was used for cards in old mainframes?
<OnErr0r> Copper was left where the pen wrote
<Sens> bah
<Sens> i was lazy since i was 12
<Sens> i drew my designs and mailed it someplace for $2.50 for an 8x10 board to be edged
<OnErr0r> Purple-: never seen one
<Purple-> sens: did those "edges" help when it was etched?
<Sens> they whole board was etched for me, which included the price of the board
<Sens> hehehe
<OnErr0r> lazy bastich
<Sens> always
<Sens> my handwriting always suked
<Taltan> is this a widespread problem? http://www.tm-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=3678
<exiled> genital warts?
<exiled> yea bodeplot
<exiled> started it all
<Envador> speak of the devil!
<exiled> devil's cum catcher
<exiled> :)
<SegVac> Hello
<SegVac> Anyone here do Crystal Reports in VB 6?
<SegVac> Having a issue registering Crystl32.ocx
<SegVac> ?


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