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<0> when i get the 3W boosters i'ma blow some **** up
<1> Name Mtu Network Address Ipkts Ierrs Opkts Oerrs Colls
<1> wi0 1500 <Link> 00:0a:1e:73:83:01 603858864 0 642208197 0 0
<1> it's funny...
<1> I get a lot of inbound packets, must be a bug in the driver
<0> probably your irc session
<0> heh
<1> irc is different interface
<1> in fact I just flood from here because I'm "radioactive"
<1> so I want to JAM
<1> when I was a kid I was injected with a radioactive substance.. I radiate
<0> there's no hypnotizing that out
<2> hey is there somwhere a precompiled Gnome or do I actualy have to download and install all those packages ?
<0> depends on what os
<0> what architecture
<2> i386



<2> oh os is OpenBSD
<2> because i really dont feel like downloading and install each of those like 50 or more packaes
<2> im too lazy kind of
<0> i doubt it
<0> openbsd is all about suffering
<2> bah
<2> i gues i will have to suffer :(
<1> well I knew something was funny when the department of psychiatry opened up beside the bookstore where I got my openbsd cd's from
<1> *wink*
<2> *not funny allert*
<2> :P
<2> openbsd isnt that bad
<3> heh
<2> except it has way less ports than freensd
<3> "I'd like OpenBSD 3.8, please"
<1> round 'em up like cattle, IT, then **** on them, dot-com-bust, detain them, pscyho ward, hopefully they die off then..
<3> "Do you have empty bottles ?"
<2> what os do you use ?
<3> uhhh
<3> Debian GNU/Linux mostly
<3> Solaris too
<3> and FreeBSD
<2> i hear solaris sux butthole
<2> same with new linuxes
<2> lots of holes etc
<2> i once wanted to have Gentoo linux
<3> bah
<3> not more than usual
<2> but then i found out it took 12 h to install
<3> You just need to update security
<2> i was like 'uhh forget it"
<2> true
<3> depend *how* you install gentoo
<0> i'm trying to think of something witty to write back to this girl that's offering me 150 for my laptop when i'm selling it for 275
<2> os shouldnt install more than TOPS 1h, not a minute less
<3> one of the goals of gentoo is to optimize the whole operating system by building everything from source
<0> apparantly she's jewish but i don't want to make fun of that
<2> id tell her id sell it for 300
<4> cool
<4> fc studio is now universal
<4> good thing that happened before the power macintels come out
<0> Sorry there must of been some confusion.
<0> The price is $300 for you.
<0> that sound good?
<2> or
<2> tell 350
<0> hahah
<2> and bargain with her
<2> to 275
<4> it depends entirely on how cute and friendly she is
<2> so you ger what you want
<3> yeah
<2> and she will feel victorious
<2> and will be no complains that you cheated her
<3> everytime you get laid with her, it's $50 less
<0> i posted it for sale though at 275
<0> ohh ohh a ***ist statement
<2> ask if shes blonde
<0> i saw a pic of her
<2> hot or ugly ?
<0> http://www.treehousecoaching.com/



<0> that's her
<2> omg
<2> ugly cow
<0> hahah
<0> i bet she has a lisp
<2> hah
<2> i cant wait till june
<2> maddoxes book is comming out
<0> Lavigne is a jewish name right?
<2> no idea
<2> ask her
<2> 'hey are you a jew, cuz it looks like you want to rip me off"
<2> i don't think anyone in USA likes jews, they're making fun of them all the time
<0> i don't have a problem with jewish ppl
<0> other than they are always trying to get over
<0> but who's not?
<1> I don't know any jews
<1> lucky me :)
<1> in fact I know very very little people
<1> green
<1> martian
<2> i know more than 50 people i think
<4> oh my god
<4> security through client-side scripting
<4> http://b.oooom.net/l7
<4> that's just about the lamest thing i've ever read
<4> googlebot destroyed a website
<0> heh
<0> i like spiders
<0> one of my first perl programs was an email harvester
<1> hrmm, spider in german means spinne, a lunatic is a spinner, so I guess someone is weaving a web when going M.A.D. :P
<0> i sent it to local recruiter and job related sites/newsgroups
<0> then spammed all the emails with my resume
<0> not really spam just m*** mailed
<0> i ended up getting this fat gig at a university
<0> i guess they felt sorry for me, everyone of the engineering dept heads got my resume
<0> they gave me a contract job and told me to stop sending them mail
<1> wow, 5 minutes seem like 20 lately..
<1> err 20 minutes seem like 5 I mean
<1> that's cool!
<0> this girl just emailed me again and told me to hurry up and decide
<1> what sort of laptop is it?
<0> i haven't quite formulated an appropriate response for her yet
<0> just an old iBook
<0> 300mhz w/ 300mb ram
<1> G3 beige?
<0> 8gb hd
<0> airport card
<1> oh a turtle shell
<0> it's a clamshell
<0> yeah blue
<1> keep it
<1> don't seel
<0> it's nice i like it
<0> running os x
<0> a little slow but ok for most things
<0> i am broke though
<5> a.k.a. the toilet cover
<0> so is the power adapter
<0> i should agree to her 150 and just give her the broken ****
<0> or meet her somewhere and spit in her face
<0> i dunno man
<0> so many options
<0> the day is still young
<1> Clams can live up to 150 years old - or perhaps longer
<1> (science suspects that some larger quahogs found off the East Coast of
<1> the US may be 200 years old).
<1> so you can p*** this ibook down to your great great great grandkids
<0> it does seem a bit more robust than the later ibook models


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