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<0> man monkeyshell
<1> ok
<1> this is a long shot
<1> but does -anyone- here have access to a z/OS system
<1> or is versed with z/OS
<0> wooooo wooooooooooo
<1> Battosai : would you say you're well versed with it?
<1> i've got a question regarding their default keystore
<0> kneer0x
<0> read my line again :P
<0> either you not understanding me or you dont know z06 is a car :P
<1> oh :I~
<1> i didn't read it properly.
<2> hello



<2> i have a somewhat strange question
<2> as root, how can i list all active accounts?
<2> also, i have this file etc/p***wd where "users" are defined as follows:
<2> root:x:0:0:root:/root:/bin/bash
<2> bin:x:1:1:bin:/bin:/sbin/nologin
<2> daemon:x:2:2:daemon:/sbin:/sbin/nologin
<2> anyone?
<1> what do you mean by 'active' ?
<2> hmm
<2> all existing
<2> do you know?
<3> get a unix book
<3> or search the web for one online.
<2> really?
<3> this is Unix 101 crap.
<4> How can I find and show the content of a variable that shows the number of seconds gone since i started the shell? (BASH)
<0> you could print unix time into your shell prompt?
<0> or just execute command to calculate that...
<0> and then display on the prompt
<0> is this ... homework? :P
<4> Yes and I have no clue about what I'm doing! :D
<3> masterr: man time
<5> ask your teacher
<3> oh homework
<5> "Developers: Computer Science Students Outsource Homework"
<6> hey Battosai
<0> toor, stop taking **** to another channel
<6> you still have no clue, skills or balls
<6> why?
<0> kitty
<0> that's lame
<6> it seems a fellow agreed with me
<6> that you're useless
<0> he's brainless
<6> more so one of your fellows
<0> you are partner in crime
<0> kitty, please.. take care of it.. I dont need this **** in here
<0> #unix stupidness carry over to multiple channels
<6> aww c'mon adobeman
<6> the truth stings doesn't it?
<6> you're a ***** who is clueless, has no skills and definately no balls
<0> toor, leave me along.. ok? I am not exactly in the mood for racist jokes
<6> oh this isn't about race
<6> this is just about you
<6> perhaps a razor and your arm will solve the problem?
<0> kitty's I was right? he's doing homework?
<6> here kitty kitty kitty
<6> i have some antifreeze for you
<0> aww
<5> batt, guess so I've been looking at google maps since a friend of mine told me they bought properity.
<0> where?
<6> mouring, kewlaide is for kidz
<5> about 2 miles sout of me.
<6> i got me some sizzurp
<0> I am so stressed right now...
<6> what's wrong Battosai ?
<6> i'll set aside my hazing so you can express your stress
<0> I am not sure stress will go away after closing.. :(
<6> so we can go back to hazing later
<6> buying a house?
<0> how big is the properity?



<5> I have no clue how big.. He just said he bought land 2 miles south of me and gave me a cross street.
<5> I'm wondering as well since most of the land in that area is state park land.
<0> hmmm
<0> who did he sleep with? :P
<6> Battosai is jealous
<5> his wife? <shrug>
<0> aww.. ok, lets not destory his marriage then :P
<6> wouldn't be the first one you've destroyed there Battosai
<6> no doubt!
<6> Battosai slings **** like a new jack
<0> kitty, do you feel the stress when you first buying your own place?
<5> Monkey, the fact his wife wants a 5 bedroom house at the cost of 1/2 a mill without the cost of the land will destroy his marriage.. we don't need to help him along.
<6> there is no stress in buying a house
<6> and if you are stressing
<6> you're doing the wrong thing
<0> .5 mill?
<0> jesus
<0> how big is that property!
<5> yes I felt stress, but my stress was targeted at an insurance company that was ****ing me around due to a fire in my appartment complex a month before I moved.
<0> .5 should be really big over at where you live
<0> .5 doesnt really get you much over here
<5> well.. I supect 400k that is properity + buildout.
<0> heck.. 1.8 easy for 800 sq ft
<5> Land around here is like 100k just for the damn plot of land
<5> and that is a small lot in Eagan.=(
<0> I dont even think my place is bigger than you.. I'm sure I'm paying a lot more than you
<0> your*
<6> i got swishahouse
<5> 1400sq ft finished. 900sq ft unfinished. and a two car garage.
<5> since it is tuck under I lose some interior space.
<0> I know the place is 17x100
<7> hrmm.. good moorning ..
<5> aah.. damn it.. They are canceling the Heroes V open beta for the time being.=(
<0> 2.5 floors.. not including basement
<8> in VI, how do I bring the line below to the current line and merge to the last word of the current line to get rid of the line break ?
<0> j ?
<8> something with "shift", but i forgot
<0> j or J
<5> :j
<8> ahhh
<8> thanks to both :)
<0> one of those..
<0> I remember cuz I hate it.. done it by accident so many times lol
<5> The keystroke I hate that I can't figure out what I've done is VI to EX mode. =(
<0> this box is about to die
<5> let is p*** away in peace.
<4> How do I change the environment variables?
<7> hey, for a relatively large filesystems (2tb) .. should you have a entry as 'default' in fstab or specify particular options for performance or mission critical datea storage (if any of them help in that aspect ? )
<0> masterr.. ever consider picking up unix for dummy from book store or library?
<4> no I live on the street. I can't afford buying one! The library wont let me in.
<4> I want to learn Unix because i need to get a job!
<0> first of all
<0> you dont live on the street
<0> if you do live on the street, computer would be last on your mind
<0> so don't even try to pull that
<3> crack would be
<0> second, if you are on the street, you wouldnt have access to irc
<0> go to library, pick up unix for dummy
<0> its free
<0> shouldnt cost you any money to get a library card
<0> or just sit in the library and read it
<4> will try tomorrow
<4> PS. Im sitting at an Internet Cafe
<0> you live on the street but you can afford to pay for internet cafe fee..
<4> I get in because i clean the sidewalk outside the cafe, the reward is access to the cafe
<0> not to disappoint you, if you really thinks you can get a job make a living by reading unix for dummy.... I'm going to disappoint you with that, that's not very likely to happen.
<7> hrmm.. anybody on filesystems ?
<0> I have seem people who managed linksys router before at home comes into office expect to manage a 6500 switch..
<0> just go read that book.. take it from there
<0> you have abit catch up to do
<5> unix for dummy was a very good book to jump start DOSites into the UNIX world..
<5> It's not wort keeping around after a month or two.. but it is one of those books that keep on giving. =-)


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