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<0> 99 wenches on the bar, 99 wenches.. take one down, p*** her around.. 98 wenches on the bar..
<1> similar to my text this evening perhaps ;)
<2> 99 syn+acks on the wire, 99 syn+acks
<2> take one down, p*** it around
<2> 98 fin+acks on the wall
<2> :I
<2> er, wire!
<2> i guess it'd actually be 1 fin+ack on the wire and that'd grow as the syn+acks would shrink
<2> so confusing :(
<1> 99 geeks in the channel, 99 geeks are here, allow one in, kick two out.. 98 geeks in the channel.
<1> 98 geeks in the channel, 98 geeks are here, Ficus was here, but his connection ****s, so now there are 97 geeks in the channel.
<1> 97 geeks in the channel, 97 geeks are here, he.net ****s, a small split occoured, now we have 93 geeks in the channel.
<3> o.O
<4> heh.
<4> 93 geeks in the channel, 93 geeks are here, choopa.net hates idlers, boots them out, now we have 91 geeks in the channel.



<0> 91 geesk in the channel, 91 geeks are here.. Yashee goes on a bot hunt and now there is 90 geeks in the channel.
<5> can anyone help me with a sendmail issue?
<6> hello, does some1 can help me with a cron script that doesn't work ?
<4> some1 is not here.
<7> Hello
<7> trying to figure out why portage is blocking php from auto update.
<7> [blocks B ] dev-php/mod_php (is blocking dev-lang/php-5.0.5-r5)
<7> [blocks B ] dev-php/php (is blocking dev-lang/php-5.0.5-r5)
<7> [blocks B ] dev-php/mod_php (is blocking dev-php/PEAR-PEAR-1.4.6-r1)
<7> [blocks B ] dev-php/php (is blocking dev-php/PEAR-PEAR-1.4.6-r1)
<0> looks like it wants the old stuff removed.
<7> ummm
<0> of course you may want to idle until hawson or rndpkt appear.. both IIRC remember more about portage than I've forgotten.
<7> problem is, i've already unmerged mod_php.
<7> ok
<7> it's somthing deeper than the php packages
<7> Hmm, is there a sysinfo-plugin for irssi?
<1> Anyone here using squirrelmail with smtp+tls?
<8> Yashy: Wow, seen this? M***ive 50-60 car pileup in Quebec.
<8> Yashy: http://www.cyberpresse.ca/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=CP&Date=20060217&Category=CPACTUALITES&ArtNo=217007&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=6
<1> not yet
<8> Crazy.
<1> Milamber: /msg qrz http://your.long.url
<8> Strangely enough, never even imagined such a thing happening in Quebec. ;)
<8> Oh, yeah, it's a bit long..
<8> [QRZ(brad@bam.n8qq.com)] http://bam.st/4wq -- Cyberpresse | Nos photos
<1> a bit, I wasn't sure if that was a URL or a novel :)
<1> thanks
<8> Hush. :P
<1> holy cow
<8> I concur.
<1> today was the longest I've ever taken to clean the ice off a car
<1> it was almost an 1" thick in some spots
<1> Milamber: can you setup smtp+tls on your SM setup? :)
<8> Uhm..
<8> I don't get it. smtp+tls doesn't have anything to do with SM, no?
<8> More to do with your MTA than with SM.
<1> I'm getting a conflicted SSL versions error..
<8> err
<8> When doing what?
<8> Hmm.
<1> Milamber: http://www.devrandom.org/p/25
<1> or anyone that has a suggestion :)
<1> Milamber: the opening of "garcon" is on the life network
<8> Of what?
<8> Wrong version number, hmm..
<8> What smtp server are you trying to connect with?
<9> Yashee: Sounds like what you're trying to talk to doesn't do TLS
<9> EIther that or you have some bizzare setup where one side is willing to do TLSv1 only and the other is SSLv2 only or something like that.
<1> RndPkt: I have tls setup in postfix for outbound smtp.. works fine, except with SquirrelMail
<1> SM I have using https://
<9> huh?
<10> smtp_use_tls = yes # in main.cf
<10> works fine in Thunderbird, Mail.app etc
<9> smtp_use_tls has nothing to do with the server
<10> but doesn't work in SquirrelMail
<9> smtp_use_tls means when postfix sends outbound it'll use TLS
<9> If youw ant to accept TLS you need to say smtpd_use_tls
<10> smtpd_use_tls = yes
<10> regardless, it's working fine in other clients, but not in SM
<9> I'm curious about PHP



<10> It's for dynamic webpages
<10> ;)
<9> Because fsockopen() doing SSL makes no sense in SMTP+TLS
<9> Because the SSL isn't at open() time, it's in-protocol
<9> Is your web and mail on different boxes?
<10> nope
<9> So just use sendmail
<9> instead of SMTP
<10> that works, just sends as yashy@localhost.yashy.com which I'll have to fix
<9> Soudns like a squireemail problem
<9> sendmail would not presuppose a envelope sender
<10> <nod>
<10> echo foo | mail you@me.com comes from @yashy.com
<9> mail != sendmail
<9> bbiaf
<10> echo hello | /usr/sbin/sendmail you@me.com comes from @yashy.com
<10> sweet, got it all sorted out using sendmail
<10> now to make a cert.. unless cstone is feeling generous :)
<9> SSL certs are easy
<10> it's the prompting for not being signed by a rich CA that I was referring to :)
<9> Ah
<9> cstone work for a rich CA?
<10> I'll let him explain if he cares too, not my place to say.
<9> ah
<10> but with the limited people that will use my squirrelmail, my SO is my only real concern
<11> i work for verisign, but not in that part
<9> Ahh
<11> so i can't help, sorry
<9> Verisign
<10> "Why does it always prompt me?" I can hear it already
<9> Install your CA cert
<9> http://www.devrandom.org/ssl/
<10> yeah I should
<9> That's what I do
<10> no directions for Mail.app? She's a mac user :)
<9> Nver used it
<10> just kidding, should be easy once I have the cert
<9> or OSX really
<9> :)
<10> just trying to get box all setup as I have to travel for the first time since replacing my server with the U10.. don't want to lock myself out, or allow others in
<9> Mouring: Japanese?
<10> no irc/ssh/email = withdrawl hehe
<0> English
<10> lol
<10> English 101?
<10> "How not to make typos on IRC"
<0> I've utterly forgotten about "Past Perfect, Future Perfect, Present PErfect" ,etc.
<0> yashy, business writing.
<10> On the bright side, in my experience in tech, the higher up the foodchain you go, the more illiterate they become
<0> and those fscking "Progressive" tenses.
<0> yashy, it is amazing how much information actually gets communicated without people even thinking about all the language tools needed to present it.
<10> I find it more interesting how little importance language is, and how important aesthetics etc is
<0> like "businessman" vs "Business people".. =-)
<10> Less than 5 seconds after meeting someone, you've both decided your first impressions where are usually the most lasting
<10> s/where/which/
<10> like how I decided I didn't like tchang the first time I talk to him, for example.. <evil grin>
<9> ... because you never get a second chance to make a first impression. :)
<10> s/talk/talked/
<9> Maybe that wasn't a slogan up in the tundra
<9> I think it was a deoderant add or something
<0> rndpkt, you can get a second chance.. Just use the flashy thingie from MIB. =-)
<10> There is nothing to see here, move along.
<2> 'evening folks
<0> Just imaging having one of those thing while meeting a woman. =-) "You want to go out?" "Hell no." <FLASH> "Do you like me?" "**** no" .. <flash> .. and repeat until the answer is 'yes' =-)
<2> nothing like a four hour nap in the middle of the day
<2> well .. evening
<2> Mouring: or robbing a bank
<2> "HEY THAT'S OUR MONEY" "nope." <flash> <repeat>


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