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<0> in fact, after ATT claimed BSD had stolen unix code, BSD just showed AT&T what they had stolen.
<0> it was a lot
<1> Lopa, no, technically they ARE Unixes.
<2> (in my opinion)
<1> They're just not Unix for marketing purposes.. who gives a hoot about that?
<0> yes exactly.
<0> unix is a trade name now
<2> the marketing droids.
<2> hehe
<1> Unix borrowed so much from BSD, in many cases ignoring licenses, that AT&T had to back down when it tried to supress 4.4BSD. Instead the CSRG had to rewrite like half a dozen files and the rest went out as free code.
<1> It's also why Darl's momentary claim to incorporate BSD in his lawsuit against Linux was very quickly quashed.
<2> is m0n0wall unix-like or unix?
<1> Because ALL the commercial Unixes would lose if that lawsuit were brought back up.
<0> unix
<0> m0n0wall *is* effectively unix
<2> Hmmm. How are SCO nowadays anyway?



<1> Without microsoft life support, nowhere.
<2> They'd do much better if they turned into SKOL.
<2> I still have an RPM from caldera.org of the kernel source from AFTER the lawsuit was filed.
<2> :)
<3> hrmm is that the same source as from the lions book?
<2> I figure... since I got it from caldera, who "own unix" then the code I got really SHOULD be GPL'ed since the license file AND the source code came from their ftp site.
<0> There is the infamous comment in the source
<0> "/* You are not expected to understand this */
<3> heh
<0> sched.c I think
<0> maybe clock.c
<4> hahahaha
<2> lol
<2> heh. I never saw that. Though... I was never a kernel coder, so that doesn't surprise me.
<0> it's the nastiest c code I have ever seen
<2> I laughed at comments like "/*Linus ****ed this up again!*/"
<2> you just need to grep the linux kernel source for "****" for a laugh
<2> :)
<2> wasn't there an effort in the last few years to clean that all up?
<0> linux source code is full of surprises.
<3> I don't have a favourite comment other than XXX
<5> linux suorce code makes baby geebuz cry
<2> hehe
<3> or FALLTHROUGH
<4> ./drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and **** up the programming interface
<2> debian/linux-image-2.6.16.1/lib/modules/2.6.16.1/source/Documentation/DocBook/ke
<2> rnel-locking.tmpl: If you don't see why, please stay the **** away from my
<2> code.
<2> ib/modules/2.6.16.1/build/drivers/net/sunhme.c:
<2> . /* This card is _****ing_ hot... */
<3> dunno why it is but some people are very protective of their code... there is developers that have resigned because some people have improved theirs without asking for permissions
<2> lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds ****ed it up :-)
<2> lol
<3> that sektie girl is nice looking, is she canadian?
<5> haha.
<5> pbug: freebsdgirl.com
<3> wow there is someone really expressing themselves ;)
<3> not too many women at bsdcan it seems :P
<3> did she write DAAP rape?
<3> I wonder if she named that after a personal experience..
<3> yashy: wake up
<3> arcsine: well if you're a female in the computer world, you got a monopoly over all the men ;)
<5> what if you're a dyke?
<3> uhm.. then you make all the straight men cry
<2> Hmmm. Is it good idea to put my laptop into my record bag and carry it home whilst it's on and doing some lengthly computations?
<4> by default laptops should hibernate when you close the lid
<5> pbug: seems to make them angry, and all agressive ive found :/
<4> but ***uming you configure acpi to not do that, it should be fine
<2> umm?
<3> arcsine: except me :P this lesbian couple almost ate me after I tried to make conversation, first it was more or less a pick up attempt and then they got real vicious
<5> pbug: that's just rude :/
<3> arcsine: I remember telling the story to rage back in 1999 or something :P
<3> I was a little drunk and said "hey ladies! ... " and some other stuff.. and they were like "we're gay!"
<5> hahahaha
<3> and I was like "oh.. what's that like eh?"
<5> :D
<3> and then they totally **** on me
<5> that's just ****ed up



<5> s'if push your ***uality onto people
<4> if you continued to hit on them after finding out they were a couple they might've been more receptive to your advances
<5> s'like pushing your religion on people
<5> **** that ****
<3> I lived below 2 lesbians in a basement apartment once
<3> it was surprisingly quiet other than when the one who was nearly 300 lbs walked around
<5> o_O
<5> geezus
<3> they were pretty nice though
<3> patty I think the fat ones name was..
<3> good ol' patty
<3> :P
<3> anyhow gay people are the most insecure/jealous people I've ever met
<3> they always think their partner sleeps around
<3> and they are very protective..
<5> o_O
<5> that's because in most gay relationships they do :p
<5> haha ;)
<5> particularly gay-male
<3> friend of mine had a gay roomate, this guy went through boyfriends like crazy
<3> when he befriended another friend of mine I stopped going there
<3> that was beyond the line
<5> yeh
<5> you ever been in a gay-guy bar?
<3> yeah
<3> but it wasn't ultra gay
<5> the toilets are usually used for 'hooking up'
<3> I went there with a girlfriend
<5> .. so are the alleys besides the clubs
<5> it's pretty ****ed up :p
<3> I had another friend who was fairly poor, he told me when he's got no money he goes around the gay bars and gets guys to buy him drinks..
<3> or used to anyhow..
<6> ......
<6> or ... you could just go to a straight bar and get girls to buy you drinks ... O_O
<7> kneer0w: Went drinking late Saturday, I took a pic of Sektie I'll have to send you :)
<7> with horns on
<5> yummy
<3> kneerow: yeah but it's much much much much easier to get a gay guy to buy you drinks when you're male
<5> only if you're a cute guy tho
<3> it helps if you're a young slim guy
<7> I don't think (or at least hope) it was because of my looks however
<7> well, I'm not sure if I qualify for young or slim anymore
<7> although the guy part I'm pretty sure is valid
<3> yeah works now :) thanks
<7> hehe no p
<5> :(
<5> i dont like you anymore yashy
<8> I'm in a Redhat training cl***...
<8> it's...amuising
<8> amusing
<3> nice
<3> you get a cert out of it?
<8> ***uming I p*** the test at the end.
<3> you will
<8> 99% chance
<8> I've had to bite my tongue a few times already. ;-)
<3> I can't do that :P when I took my linux course I was right in there ;)
<9> Hawson, for linux? what a shame.
<8> it's free (for me)
<3> hawson: work is paying for this right?
<0> there are employers waiting for the bsd cert exam
<8> hell yes
<8> Dianora: I'm sure.
<8> sadly, there are places that only accept certs
<5> i'm about the only person in this company without cert
<8> I'm surprised that nobody has done BSD certs
<0> Dru is working on it.
<10> hawson: can you tell some most amusing 'tongue biteing' moments? ;>
<5> and funnily enough im a team lead and senior eng .. hah.
<8> well, it's the 1st day... ask me friday. :)


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