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<0> and wouldn't protect me from shark attacks
<0> so
<0> i have a stack of suns sitting here next to me
<0> ****ing waste of electricity if you ask me
<0> that is all
<1> nova also means a star explodes
<1> avon must then mean a star is born
<0> does radar mean radar? backwards?
<1> yep :P
<1> I keep thinking of ana nova.. but I can't connect it to anything.. what's it mean?
<0> some drunk saying and a nova
<0> like a chevy nova perhaps
<1> nono maybe it's from a movie or a song.. I heard it before..
<1> or perhaps a book..
<0> ana nova ran meh ovah



<1> heh
<0> i could create a song for you
<0> i've been selling fully stocked e220r suns for 100 a pop
<1> oh first hit on wikipedia says anna nova is an erotic actress :P
<1> well there ya go..
<0> anna nova ran me over
<0> and she's not coming back here anymore
<0> there was no closure just a poster
<0> she left on the wall
<2> of her local mini-mall
<0> are you referring to her vagina?
<2> if her vagina supports that many people coming and going.....
<0> grand opening
<0> i was thinking bout setting up a mysql cluster on some of these rackmounts
<0> i was curious if solaris is appropriate for that?
<3> solairs runs mysql just fine.
<3> what model rackmounts are they?
<3> im guessing your talking about sun rackmounts.
<0> 220rs
<0> dual 450MHz ultrasparcII
<0> 2gb ram
<0> dual 18gb 10k scsi
<0> no gigabit cards for the network though
<3> shouldnt be bad at all. heh i will trade you a sunfire V100 for one of those. do they have expansion slots?
<0> pci
<0> these things weigh like 90lbs
<3> do they have light otu management ?
<0> what
<0> otu
<3> lights out management i mean.
<0> they each have 4port qfe pci cards
<0> dual 380w power supplies
<0> 100bux a pop
<0> get your suns today
<0> go nova
<3> cool only 100$ for all that?
<0> yeah i had 20 of them
<0> now i have like 7 left
<0> i have a bunch of f5 rackmount load balancers too
<0> bout 30 of those
<3> i know 440mhz IIi's arent all that but its a lot bigger than my V100 machines.
<0> some cisco catalyst switches
<0> everything must go
<0> i have a cisco isdn router too
<0> heh
<0> man i have to go pick up some more stuff here in a few hours
<3> heh who uses ISDN anymore?
<0> a couple of cargo vans full
<0> lot's of ppl i ***ume
<3> those sun should run mysql just fine.
<0> clustered mysql?
<0> i have a couple of huge databases i wanted to segment and toss in a clustered environment
<3> what do you mean by clustered mysql? as in distributing hte load across sevral sun boxes running mysql in sync ?
<0> queries are taking too long
<0> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/ndbcluster.html
<0> i don't know
<0> i've never done mysql in a cluster before, that's why i was asking if anyone's done it in here
<1> it's actually interesting that nova was painted like nasa.. perhaps nasa wants to blow up a star? how about saturn to start off?
<0> freebsd runs pretty well on sparc64 these days
<0> smp supported even



<0> though i'm not impressed with the smp ... it's a start
<4> if I wanted to modify C file based on a list of keywords, what scripting tool is the best suited for this?
<1> I read conspiracy theories that they tried to blow up saturn with voyager 1, but it missed and went into deep space..
<0> where as openbsd doesn't even support the second cpu
<0> not on sparc64 anyways
<0> it will at least install and run on a smp box though
<4> if I wanted to modify C file based on a list of keywords, what scripting tool is the best suited for this? sed?
<0> perl is the best scripting tool in the universe
<4> sed is too complicated
<4> i will look into perl
<0> yeah perl will enable you to supernova
<4> i m thinking of a html perser or soemthing
<0> really?
<3> should work as well as on any other platforms mysql supports.
<0> i've written a few html parsers
<4> wait
<3> just keep in mind the processor speed and what not.
<4> i ment xml perser
<0> sure buddy
<0> don't be changing **** up on me
<0> first it was html now it's xml
<3> if all you want to do si distribute things a bit they should be a cheap way to do that.
<4> lol
<0> well i have a couple of huge databases full of song lyrics
<0> and i want my bot
<5> thanks buddy
<0> this guy
<0> do lyrics for jay
<5> ok
<0> like so
<3> but i am a bit biased. I'm a big fan of buying old cheap sun kit to do my work on the cheap (along with anythign else spare thatrs laying about)
<0> but it doesn't rhyme
<0> it only matches the text
<0> what
<0> sometimes
<0> maybe it's lagged
<0> wait
<0> gribits do lyrics for jay
<5> ok
<0> what
<5> for all my chicks, pigeons, hoes stand bow legged like the bulldog, know what
<0> so i want it to grab a list of words that rhyme with what
<5> and showed them who was who, and what was what
<0> not to just match it
<5> we copped and we crash it
<0> it
<5> you've always shown it
<0> it
<5> is like vege-tables in my presence, check it
<0> so building the rhyme list against the available lyric last line list
<5> now i'm gon' send her on her own little wish list
<0> and randomizing it
<5> got a condo with nuttin but condoms in it
<0> so that it appears to be singing
<0> gribits stop singing
<5> akkk!
<0> gribits kick rocks
<5> I gotta go fix some oracle ****, bbiaf
<0> anyways i have some odd hobbies
<0> when i start having it match rhymes against the last line of text said with the artists lyrics
<0> it starts chuggin
<0> maybe that's not a mysql thing though
<0> maybe i should build hash tables with perl
<1> a million monkeys on a million typewriters...
<3> either way best way to find out if those suns will do a good job is to try it out.
<0> clickclickclickitty click click
<0> i haven't really tested them other than on some i put freebsd and did a buildworld
<0> wasn't impressed
<0> was about as fast as my celeron 466
<0> heh
<3> ugh.
<0> that's freebsd though
<3> im not a big fan of running anythign but solaris on suns.


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