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<0> "vhat do you meeeen zey lost a ship? just like so!??"
<0> it's a big sea
<1> What is meant by dependency amongst computers and services? What are the pros and cons of dependency?
<2> what services?
<0> sounds to me like someone is doing homework
<3> Why is computer clock synchronization so got damn important? How can this be achieved?
<4> ntp
<5> can i monitor lan bandwith usage without being the router?
<6> oh, http://tor.eff.org/ was a bit neat
<7> belter: mrtg+snmp
<7> er actually there may be some other tools for that also, using ipf or such.
<5> got a netgear router don't know if it does snmp
<6> belter: if your on a hub'ed network, or you somehow see the packets, otherwize like Mr_You said, snmp
<8> belter: you've got a few choices
<6> belter: it probably does, but it's probably not possible to enable it from GUI :/
<8> belter : tap the line as close to the core router / modem as possible



<8> belter : set up a box in between the router and modem that simply forwards traffic
<7> it also depends on what you want to monitor.
<8> your best bet would be A) because then you can do all of it p***ively so you don't introduce a SPOF
<8> anyways, introducing either of those solutions will allow you to run iptraf/snort/whatever without any problems, catching all traffic going in and out
<6> just setup a unpatched windows98 pc in front of your firewall, and measure attacks/sec, so much easyer than dealing with bandwidth :)
<8> dannyb : he still needs to tap or forward
<8> (to install said windows98 box)
<6> I'm just beeing silly ;-)
<8> :)
<6> I have to update some thousand subnets to use a failover-pool in dhcpd, be back in a month or something :P
<5> i was using a laptop for the freebsd box, but there isn't a way to put a second nic in it
<5> and i see a remote management section on the router, but i do not see mention of snmp for my el cheapo wifi,
<5> i should buy a soekerist
<8> what router
<5> WGR614v4
<5> piece of junk
<8> yeah, seriously .. tap between router and modem.
<7> why?
<7> for one box?
<7> or mutltiple?
<8> if he wants any sort of global performance metric, that'd be the way to go
<8> well, that all depends on his budget
<8> and what he wants to do
<5> xp, freebsd, os x box
<8> ps: remote management probably just means that you're opening up the management port to the WAN side
<9> um whta's an easy way to check for availability of epoll and kqueue ?
<8> OS?
<5> scp ./bleh.zip user@ip.ip.ip.ip:/home/user
<5> try to authenticate but it doesn't let me
<5> i reset the p***wd and get Changing local p***word for , try again and still denied
<8> ok .. so .. say i'm connecting two computers via serial cable .. [compA]<---->[combB]
<8> are both computers considered "DTE"
<8> or is one end DTE and the other end DCE
<8> i'm not really familiar with the terms at all.
<5> is there a remote p***word? or how to enable ssh from outside on freebsd ?
<5> kneer0x: do you have a crossover serial cable for a null modem connection?
<5> old school
<8> yeah
<8> that's not what i'm asking
<8> i'm trying to figure out what's DCE and DTE in this scenario
<8> hmmmmm
<8> can i split a binary file then just cat it back toegether without any problems?
<8> i need to slice a 2 GB binary file into 250 MB chunks
<10> man split
<8> no, i meant with the unix command split
<8> can i use split to split a binary file
<8> and then re-cat it back together.
<10> I'm pretty sure you can.
<8> me too, but i need a definitive.
<10> Hold...
<8> hmm .. actually, doesn't look like it
<8> looks like i'll need bsplit or splits or something
<10> Yup. Definitely can't do it with split.
<10> :-)
<8> heh :)
<11> GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<11> OR ELSE!



<9> what would be an easy way to check for availability of epoll and kqueue on system level?
<12> Good morning.
<13> evning
<14> hello
<14> afternoon
<8> hola mil
<8> donde eres el mono?
<8> :O
<11> where is kitty, he's quiet today
<15> cat nip
<16> saw a depressing play last night and have been sleeping until 15 minutes ago.
<11> eh? no work ?
<16> vacation.
<16> looking to go back to the almost every other friday off routine.
<17> in the twin cities in Febuary!!!!
<17> you should go to mexico or somthing mouring
<15> mongo2: maybe he likes to build snowmen? :)
<8> snowcats :I
<11> hmmm
<11> why do I addict to poetry.... when I dont even speak english
<18> does anyone use milter-regex?
<18> syslog: started: $Id: milter-regex.c,v 1.49 2005/03/06 11:42:53 dhartmei Exp $
<18> syslog: smfi_main: terminating due to error
<8> which
<15> male entertainer? :)
<8> @_@
<15> infosec
<8> hot shots?
<15> lol
<15> hot shots no longer exists
<8> ah
<8> you know what i'm talking about though!
<15> sad that I know that, but I'm more familiar with the place downstairs :)
<8> don't know where it is
<15> hot shots was in the same building as pigales
<8> i've never been to a strip club in montreal
<8> er
<8> ottawa
<15> hull
<19>
<8> dunno where pigales is
<15> It's in hull, it's like the most popular ballet in the area
<15> We'll have to take you on a tour next time you're in town
<8> heh
<11> agh.. my back
<15> sounds like monkey needs a m***age
<11> badly
<11> right side of my lower back is killing me
<11> oops.. left side
<15> sounds like this monkey has done too much slouching, and needs to start sitting up straight
<11> no...
<11> told her not to do that...
<15> okay, just applied for another job
<15> That's enough work for me today :)
<15> tinyurl.com/7te3z arson suspected
<20> I asked this before, but wasn't satisfied. With 4 disks to play and SVM (solaris 9) for software raid, is raid0+1 better than raid5 ? I don't care about write performance since it's a file server and people use SFTP to transfer files.
<21> yes
<20> someone here is telling me raid5 is better
<7> all depends on your goal and requirements, there is no single answer.
<12> Yashy: You bum. :P
<16> That was good.. A nice 10oz steak.
<22> nice lunch.. what type of cut?
<0> g'evening chaps
<0> thx yashy
<22> Afternoon Ethyl
<0> yashy: what's new in ottawa?
<0> I heard there is this deal going on, 199 dollars to spend the weekend in ottawa per couple
<23> http://www.defense-mechanism.org/sastuff/hahaha.jpg
<22> not too much today Ethyl.. I made a dramatic change of events and applied for two different jobs today


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