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<0> does anyone have a quick reference of all the 'man whatever''s
<1> there isn't.. It changes per OS, and what is installed on it.
<1> find /usr/share/man/ -type f
<1> that will get your the core manpages on BSD.
<2> makewhatis then apropos
<1> you may have to use /usr/man for other platforms.
<1> apropos is only useful if you have enough of a clue to know what you are looking for.=-)
<1> man -k on most platforms is the same as apropos as well.
<2> whatis -M /usr/share/man/ -w '*' | sort
<1> pretty broke -w. =-)
<0> thanks :)
<0> searching using a keywork
<0> er keyword
<1> I tend to devolve to google before using man -k or apropos since at that point I'm grasping for straws.
<0> yeah, i'm googling right now
<0> grasping for straws most definitely right now



<0> that su command looks evil
<1> look at sudo if you want evil.
<1> su is "Mostly Harmless"
<2> sudo is evil
<2> because you invariably end up with: %wheel ALL=NOP***WD: ALL
<3> only hot chicks use cell phones
<2> i've seen some pretty skanky chicks using cell phones
<2> and fat ones
<0> ohmygod, i just learned the who command...how cool is that
<2> omghi2thetroll
<1> liliath.. type: who am i
<2> whoami
<4> beats me
<2> who does
<1> I still like:
<1> $ make love
<1> make: don't know how to make love. Stop in /home/mouring.
<3> heh
<1> yes.. come by my home..=-)
<3> you are such a NERD
<0> sudo!!!! that's it!!!
<0> thank you synaptic
<5> oh man that was bad mouring
<1> fr30n, ya.. a nerd going to see some Le Misery..
<1> I'm told misery loves company and misery is good for the soul.. so I figured I'd visit it.
<2> liliath, ssh-keygen -t dsa (just hit enter at any prompts) then ssh-add and ssh-copy-id remotehost, then go ahead and paste ~/.ssh/id_dsa here :)
<1> blech.. DSA.
<0> are you telling me to do something evil synaptic? cuz i don't want to get arrested
<0> EVIL
<0> i love it
<0> heh :)
<1> dark unix jedi master..
<6> yes?
<6> what do you need?
<5> sheit
<6> kitty just called me dark unix jedi master
<6> eeek eeek
<1> you are a dark monkey paw-da-mong
<6> ./kick * mouring OBEY TO YOUR MASTER!
<6> BAD KITTy, BAD!
<6> ummm
<6> time to put black out to asia
<6> I cant believe I am actually doing this
<6> I am blacking out the entire asia region
<1> you mean working?
<6> yes
<6> my boss asked me to do so
<6> very very evil thingy if you ask me :|
<1> Not as if we get anything useful from Asia beside porno emails and male enchancement faked messages.
<1> phhfff.. eating a tigre's lower horn my ***..
<6> well, that is actually the justification
<6> 1) we dont need people access from there
<6> this is hard drop, worse than ACL :P
<7> hm...any one can remember how to represent "all printable characters" in BNF notation?
<1> "Can you believe that I have not touched this page in three and a half years!" - counterexample.org
<7> nice pa ge
<7> *nice page
<8> Dianora: ping!



<1> /bounce web search off battosai.com "http://asian.panther.sluts.in.3d.as";
<6> umm
<1> /mail monkey .. "I can't get to asian.panther.sluts.in.3d.as... I want my site back again!"
<6> ceo just offered me whiskey hahahahha
<1> how can you have 0 Visits, but already rack up 162 page hits? Stupid webalizer.
<6> lol
<6> bored
<6> #unix is ..... very political today
<6> consitution... congressman's wife.. blah blah blah
<1> What no man-animal talk?
<2> i don't think standards and practices are appropriate
<0> standards and practices are good
<0> i am so happy about having found that command
<9> hello
<9> question : I can't get the correct resolution in my windows manager for freebsd
<9> can anyone help
<10> is there some kind of wierd delay that Solaris uses between <event> and <update_quota_file>?
<7> whats the name of the vertical bar symbol? "|"
<7> i forget
<10> pipe
<3> silo
<10> Gwenneth Paltrow
<3> milk!
<7> silo is the offician name of it?
<3> yes, offician
<7> thanks fr30n
<11> anyone ever use include statements in named.conf? I have a domain I want to split across two zone files
<11> I can't figure out how
<12> does anyone know how to compile stuff using Sun's cc to allow full symbol debugging w/ GDB ?
<0> k guys how do you send pictures over irc
<2> libaa or libcaca
<2> dalek[80], -g
<0> did i just do the unthinkable and ask a non-unix question?
<10> heya RndPkt
<10> how familiar are you witht he gory details of Solaris quotas?
<9> question : I can't get the correct resolution in my windows manager for freebsd
<9> can anyone help me deinstall gnome
<9> what directory should I be in
<9> im using gnome2
<13> Use the package manager used on your system: apt_*, rpm, pkg_*, etc.
<9> im kina new to freebsd
<9> can you walk me through uinstalling gnome
<14> OggyBSD: di dyou even do ANy research before asking here?
<1> one can't deinstall gnomes.. once you invite them in you must burn them out.
<14> OggyBSD: here, walk yourself.
<14> http://www.freebsd.org/gnome/
<14> http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/handbook/
<9> k
<9> yes I looked through the handbook already
<9> saids nothing about uninstalling gnome2
<14> well then, look again.
<1> oh when will they learn.. gnomes can not easily be defeated much like penguins can't..
<10> So, general question about quotas: at a high level, how does the kernel track events that matter re: quotas, and when is the on-disk file updated and/or read?
<9> oh well looks like im going to have to dump my uptime of 152 days
<9> for ****ing gnome
<9> this ****s
<10> it's userspace...
<10> why do you have to reboot?
<1> because the force is weak with this one.
<14> Hawson: because he can't read, and is too lazy to do the research.
<14> OggyBSD: http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/handbook/ports.html
<14> thats as far as ill point you.
<9> thanks wettoast you need not worry
<9> i rebooted the machine
<9> thanks for the unix help
<1> how did rebooting burn out the evil gnomes?
<1> hmm.. something to ponder.
<14> anyways, back to coding..


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