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<0> especially as it makes its way up to the surface
<0> =]
<1> almost like a juicy fart
<0> yeah
<0> or a shart
<0> .google shart urban dictionary
<2> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shart
<0> shart
<0> up, 48 down
<0>
<0> a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "****" and "fart")
<3> thats kinda of like a queef, eh?
<3> sick
<1> a shart with black poop
<0> heh
<3> lol 'g nigguh
<0> black poop that's worth $$
<1> what is it called when you're supper sweaty
<1> and rip a far that sounds juicy
<1> due to the sweat
<1> i will invent a name for that
<1> a swart
<1> sweat fart
<0> heh
<0> *this* is what happens when the markets are closed for a holiday
<0> we start talking about fart semantics
<0> .calc 14 * 13
<4> Calc: 14 * 13 = 182
<0> .calc 14 * 15
<4> Calc: 14 * 15 = 210
<1> .calc cosine(4*pi)
<1> .calc cos(4*pi)
<1> .calc log(45)
<4> Calc: log(45) = 3.80666248977
<1> .calc exp(-5)
<4> Calc: exp(-5) = 0.00673794699909
<0> woah
<1> .calc cos(2.235)
<4> Calc: cos(2.235) = -0.616432294223
<0> who knew
<1> nice
<1> .calc atanh(0.56)
<1> .calc atah(0.56)
<1> .calc atan(0.56)
<4> Calc: atan(0.56) = 0.510488321917
<0> .calc pi(1)
<1> there's no pi
<0> .google calc tcl script
<2> http://efsa.sourceforge.net/archive/bergmeyer/tcl-eiffel.htm
<1> .calc inches in cm
<0> i'm supposed to be receiving a call from my lawyer tomorrow
<0> with regards to setting up an LLC
<1> you basically file a paper
<0> yeah
<0> i have specific questions i need to ask her though
<1> is she hot?
<0> no idea
<0> never met her
<1> hopefully jewish
<5> lol
<0> i don't care
<0> for a simple llc
<1> yeah, it's not like it's a inc.
<1> a simple non-jew white chick is ok for llc
<0> i just need the LLC as a fence
<0> "limited liability"
<0> that's what i need
<0> jcv, llc
<0> lol
<1> llc ... lucious labia cunt ?
<3> !oil
<6> Nymex Crude Oil: 71.49 Change: .12 Change%: .17% Time: 02:37
<6> Last Trade: 71.49 Change: +.12
<1> i think oil will tank to 50 soon
<3> lol TAlldude
<1> and housing prices will drop 40% in california
<7> going dowmnnnn
<3> i think housing will tank
<3> and oil goes up
<0> someone showed me a $65 million mansion at the presidio in SF
<3> like seriously , nigguh plz, who the hell could afford that?
<3> and still wanna life in Sanfran?
<0> you'd be surprised
<0> there's lots of undeserving millionaires left over from the dotcom days
<7> tom cruise probably
<1> some rich hippies like living in sf ... they complain about politicians trying to cut taxes
<1> then hire the best accountants to pay the minimal taxes
<3> yeah like me...
<3> hehe
<3> seriously dude, figure out the most expensive thing in your life, and try and eliminate it
<3> for me, it was taxes
<0> heh
<3> so i figured out ways to not pay any
<0> i'm going to set up an offshore corporation
<0> in antigua
<0> all my ***ets will be owned by the corporation
<0> :)
<0> or at least that's the idea
<8> why aN llc? and not an s corp?
<9> !oil
<6> Nymex Crude Oil: 71.49 Change: .12 Change%: .17% Time: 02:37
<6> Last Trade: 71.44 Change: +.07
<0> well
<9> herro
<0> the LLC is for now
<0> sup air
<0> the llc is so i can start doing consulting work
<9> oo consulting in what?
<9> like the movie hitch?
<0> nah
<9> dating consulting
<0> design/marketing
<9> ooh not bad
<0> and all sorts of stuff
<0> speaking of which
<9> i like to watch T.V commercials from marketing perspective i think it's funny
<0> time to look for a domain
<9> yea
<9> you ever see the mcdonalds commercial that is marketing towards "black people
<0> all mcdonalds black targeted ads say
<9> hahahh yea
<0> "mickey-d's
<9> the one i'm thinking of has the guy going
<7> LOL
<0> all white people ads say "mcdonalds"
<9> "ORduuurves"
<0> lol
<7> ????
<9> lol i used that as a pick up line on these chix at this bar
<9> i went up to them
<9> i was like
<9> mm mm mm mmm mmmmm
<9> orduuurves
<9> and it worked!
<7> what the hell is ordurrves?
<9> quarter pounder cheeseburgers
<9> you have to have seen the commercial
<7> f that
<7> now im starving.
<9> haha
<7> still have some popcorn left
<9> i'm spending the weekend at my folks place, (mem day weekend)
<9> so mom is doing all the cooking, oh yeeaa
<7> my moms cooking gives me a stomach ache
<7> i only eat what i cook
<9> haha?
<7> im just not in the mood for home cooked stuff
<9> i c
<9> my cooking taste like cardboard
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