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<0> yes sir
<1> 1.60 right now, in the money by about $.64 right now
<2> a mockumentary about making a movie or a mock-making-of a mockumentary movie, or just a movie.
<0> thats ok
<0> tanto: just a movie
<1> !q SC.TO
<3> SC.TO (SHOPPERS DRUG MAR) - 4:47pm: .64 Change(+0.37 +0.84%) / Opened(44.55) Lastclose(44.27) / Range: Daily(44.30 - 45.14) Yearly(38.51 - 46.12) / Volume(436862)
<1> heh do you guys usually let your options go to expiry and exercise them then? or do you close out a few days before?
<4> depends
<4> on the situatin
<0> sell them
<0> asap
<5> i let mine expire
<5> if
<5> they lose
<5> no sense in paying that commission



<6> !calc 470 / 0.0015
<7> 470 / 0.0015 = 313333.333333
<0> thats if u are losing
<4> most likely not
<1> the spreads are just murder on options
<1> here....
<4> pitz_, you cant think about options as you would think about normal stocks
<4> its a whole different ballgame.
<4> many many many ways to make money
<1> marrttin yeah i know, they have time decay, and the leverage is insane
<4> and lose it as well
<8> whats the difference between anal *** and a microwave?
<1> we need a black-sholes calculator in here
<1> hehe
<8> a microwave doesnt turn your meat brown
<1> goodtimes the roast beef i thawed the other day in the microwave would disagree ;-)
<1> overthawed
<1> hehe
<4> pitz_, i've never done any quant stuff with options to tell you the truth
<4> heh
<4> theres no need for it
<1> well i never bought a contract before in my life... so i thought i'd gamble with $150
<1> and see how it went.... hehe
<4> gambling is not the way
<1> well the underlying stock is a definite buy in my books...
<4> depends what stock you're looking at
<1> yeah
<0> !calc 15000000 .020
<7> error calculating '15000000 .020' (syntax error in expression "15000000 .020")
<1> .d SC.TO
<9> .d :: SC.TO :: Last: 44.64 Dividend: 0.40 Yield: 0.90%
<0> !calc 15000000 * .020
<7> 15000000 * .020 = 300000.0
<0> i need $300,000
<0> im half way there
<5> what do you need 300k for
<0> house
<2> i need $300,000,000,000
<0> hahah
<0> don't we all tanto?
<2> no
<2> just me
<0> lol
<2> mentauk commands you
<0> ill be happy with half that
<0> !invest
<7> Usage: invest <$ to invest per month> <interest> <years>
<10> wow
<10> nice
<10> !invest $1000 14 20
<0> The Chihiro company sold bondss having a maturity of six years to the investing public 2 yrs ago. the bonds have a coupon rate of 6.8% and pay interest semiannually... Today, if Chihiro wanted to borrow money for 4 years, investors would require an interest rate of 6.3% compounded semiannually.
<0> what is ur estimate of today's price of the Chihiro bond?
<10> !invest 100 14% 20
<4> hmm
<4> !invest
<7> Usage: invest <$ to invest per month> <interest> <years>
<4> is that future value?
<0> anyone know the answer to that?
<4> ya
<4> but I wont do your homework



<4> anyway !invest has its syntax wrong.
<4> I wonder if its made to compound monthly
<0> ill show u how
<0> it is
<2> what? she killed em with mathematics. what else could it have been?
<0> tell me the answer to that
<0> tanto talking to me?
<4> port, read your book.
<0> dude
<0> lol
<0> im not in school
<4> then why would you want the answer
<0> cause someone is asking me
<4> tell them wht im telling you
<0> they know the answer
<0> :D
<4> then there isnt any problem
<1> any CFA's here?
<11> !q hal
<3> HAL (HALLIBURTON CO) - 4:00pm: .26 Change(+1.08 +1.48%) / Opened(73.15) Lastclose(73.18) / Range: Daily(72.65 - 74.26) Yearly(39.65 - 82.39) / Volume(6045300)
<12> !p
<12> !what is the trigger for portfolio on Stocks bot?
<0> its gone
<0> use .addme
<0> or .help
<12> oh, kay.
<12> n/m I have to sleep
<0> night
<1> good night
<1> bonne nuit!
<12> is that french for good night?
<1> oui
<12> bye
<1> haha google's doing another IPO
<1> .q goog
<13> GOOG (google) last: 394.98 +17.78 4.50% , range: 379.51-399.00, vol: 19345086
<6> !return 335 395
<7> The Return rate for 335 -> 395 is: 17.9104477612%
<1> .oil
<9> Oil: Nymex Crude Future 66.19 -.26 23:20
<0> !return 780.27 1000
<7> The Return rate for 780.27 -> 1000 is: 28.1607648634%
<5> !calc 100 / 800
<5> .calc 100/800.
<9> Calc: 100/800. = 0.125
<5> !calc .125 * 100
<5> .calc .125 * 100
<9> Calc: .125 * 100 = 12.5
<1> y0 y0 'sup t|to 'g?
<14> JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
<1> put any customers into crappy funds today?
<14> EITHER TALK ABOUT STOCKS OR DON'T TALK AT ALL
<14> i don't put customers into funds
<14> they make their own decisions about that
<14> ...bitch
<1> damn dude dont wigg out on me ;)
<0> ROFL
<0> pitz_ please
<0> who is the leader?
<1> not me.
<1> someday maybe.
<5> hahhahaha
<0> so
<0> whats the leaders now now?
<5> was that english
<5> port are you drunk?
<0> LOL
<1> well as t|to said... "TALK ABOUT STOCKS OR DON'T TALK AT ALL"
<0> What is the leader's name now?
<0> ROFL
<0> im dying


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