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<0> untill today
<1> what happened
<1> his nuts fell off?
<2> suicide?
<0> this guy hes suposed to be good in the stock market and he had a few predictions, and they all went down instead of up, so my friend is like WTF? if this guy does not know what are my hopes??
<0> he did lose 7k the other day tho
<2> holy ****.
<2> 1 day?
<2> was it penny stocks?
<0> well not in 1 day lol, so far he has lost 7k
<0> hes in a few peny stocks
<0> hes in that one of the guys that got accused from stealing and will get 25 years in jail
<0> he bought it for 2 cents, now its down to 1 cent
<0> hes hoping it will go up
<0> enron
<3> oh wow



<3> that was good bbq
<3> !oil
<3> oil is up
<4> Nymex Crude Oil: 71.29 Change: -.08 Change%: -.11% Time: 16:59
<4> Last Trade: 0.00 Change: +0
<3> in overseas
<1> we should all live in caves and eat fruit
<1> burn hair, not oil
<1> !
<0> but
<0> hair smells bad when burned
<3> yes
<3> bad for environment
<3> np
<1> dangit
<0> what ever happened to biodiesel ?
<1> i use it to fry my potatoes
<5> biodiesel is a waste
<0> o rly ?
<1> really, who wants to put lard into a new Jetta?
<5> nobody
<5> not to mention in its current form its more expensive to produce for m*** consumtion than gasoline
<5> consumption
<5> i like to think of it as a 'novelty' fuel
<5> something a few people will do because they can, and not because it honestly creates a better fuel source... which anyone will argue on a technical point it isn't
<0> its not but it can be made cheaper then the curent gas prices
<1> what about steam power from burning drift wood
<0> ethanol!
<3> waer
<5> i'm not sure i want to 'waste' the pain of implementing a new fuel on biodiesel :P
<3> water
<3> will be energy source
<5> ethanol wont work because it burns too hot
<1> :-)
<3> waer
<5> water wont work because it needs electricity and that doesnt' fall out of the sky
<3> water
<0> waer!!
<3> lol
<3> new thing
<3> wear
<3> waer
<3> its secret threaure
<3> energy source
<1> nah, give people small doses of lsd to transport them instantly, cheaply, to far-off places
<0> water will be our new fuel source
<3> trading at 34923434$ A SHARE
<0> or cold fusion
<3> bah
<3> gnight
<3> im out
<0> lol
<0> l8tr
<1> i have a cold fusion reactor the government wouldn't let me patent.
<1> let me sell you the plans for 12.95 + S&H
<0> of course they wouldnt
<5> i have plans for a home made jet engine (honestly)
<5> wanna buy? :)
<0> they make 33% on gas
<5> it runs on propane, diesel, or kerosene with a simple switch of a fuel atomizer
<1> lye?



<5> probably not good for much than 15-20lbs thrust
<5> but it could be used in shaft driven applications easy
<0> im driving an electric scooter from now on
<1> electric scooters **** my nuts off
<0> i want the kind you got
<1> you need the loud humm and stink of a good gas Honda engine to keep you propelled
<1> i separate my 2-ply tissue into separate rolls
<1> while i watch VHF
<1> saves big $$$
<5> just think how much you could save if you weren't in here yapping on IRC
<1> i breathe shallowly to conserve more oxygen for fellow humans
<0> why dont u just steal cable like the rest of us ?
<1> don't worry, i have plans to replace my fingers with solar-powered pecker-pointers
<0> actualy
<0> i was thinking of solar panels
<0> and putting them on my scooter
<1> only $500 for a 2'x4' 100W Siemens Solar panel
<0> u can get them on ebay for 30 bux
<5> you're getting ripped off at that price
<5> you need to wholesale
<5> what he said heh
<1> you could get about 5k/h in good direct Arab sunlight
<0> if we put solar panels all over arabia, and bring a huge cable to the US that would solve most of the worlds problems
<5> not really
<5> when its dark in arabia is light over here
<5> and vice versa
<1> no , you put solar panels in space, then microwave the beams to your forehead
<5> where will you hava the capacitance to store a countries worth of energy... except for another country
<1> more direct
<5> hey.. theres always Canada
<1> you use buddhist monks as capacitors
<5> i was thinking more like canadians on hampster wheels
<1> they have an alpha brain wave state that holds much more watts
<1> :)
<5> dangle a carrot in front
<0> yea, americans have a primitive brain, holds more burgers
<5> they aren't too bright, it shouldnt' take much
<1> if we could implement the ideas put forth in this congress...
<1> *8]
<0> then we wouldnt have many canadians left
<1> if you need enhancement, i will sell you the ****
<1> jojoba, camphor, all that stuff
<1> ;p
<1> skullcap too
<5> if anything i need some ****ing de-enhancement
<5> i walk around horny about 50% of the day... last night i sat on my left ball some kind of fierce.. STILL hurts
<1> poor ball
<5> where are the pills to make it less active
<5> THOSE i would actually respond to the spam and buy
<0> i dont even get all that porn spam and make your penis bigger anymore, now i get cheap meds and more cheap meds
<1> you need a GINSU knife
<5> yeah lately its been both cheap meds and penis enhancement
<1> i should have gotten on the penis business years ago, when i saw its potential
<5> i have employer paid blue cross blue shield (cheapest meds your gonna get), and 23 year old male (about as horny as your gonna get)
<1> but i didn't think anyone would really buy that ****
<5> so they need to spam a better target audience :P
<1> did you read about that russian guy who had a 2 inch ****, so they removed it and attached it to his upper left arm, gave it some steroid therapy, then cut it off again and reattached it to the proper spot?
<5> that sounds made up
<1> modern medicine is good
<5> but i still laughed
<0> that sounds retarded
<0> i could have given him a piece of mine
<1> it is true, i read it on BBC
<0> bah i still cant get over the fact that my new irc is opera
<0> i still want to switch over to my browser
<0> untill i figure out that i AM on my browser
<1> :-) (-:
<6> .asia
<7> Asia: (^SSEA 1731.942 +2.11%) (^HSI 15963.77 +0.43%) (^N225 15915.68 -0.35%) (^STI 2439.91 -0.21%) (^TWII 6878.88 -0.01%) (^KS11 1329.22 +0.51%) (^KLSE 928.37 -0.26%) (^BSESN 10853.14 +0.40%)
<6> .europe
<7> Europe: (^FCHI 5024.70 -0.41%) (^GDAXI 5762.83 -0.44%) (^FTSE 5791.00 +1.96%) (^SMSI 1241.67 +1.97%) (^SXAXPI 0.00 unch) (^MIBTEL 28047.000 unch)


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