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<0> home depot forever
<0> nah lowe is cool
<1> "i can't drink tonight big day tomorrow, might go to Home depot, who knows"
<0> i'm just not permitted into one particular store
<1> stealing wood?
<2> popping wood
<0> i lit a bunch of customers on fire
<1> heh
<2> minor details
<0> for asking too many questions
<0> like "WHERE DO YA KEEP YER LUMBAH"
<0> i was like "IN THE LUMBER SECTION, IDIOT!"
<3> lol 'g nigguh
<2> i keep my wood in my pants. HEHEHE HEH HEH
<0> they were like WHERE'S THE CASH REGISTER and they're standing right in front of it
<0> or this one guy was like



<0> "Ok, son, I'm gonna ask you a series of questions. ONE! Where do ya keep yer Jeld-Wenn doors?? 2. Where do ya keep yer Jenn-Air grills?? 3. Where do ya keep yer Jerr-Dan towin' equipment??"
<0> I punched him in the face and lit him on fire
<1> haha
<0> then he got all uppity like " i want to speak to your manager!"
<0> and i was like NO! you don't *need* to see the manager! You *need* to GET THE **** OUT
<4> t|to: you punched and then lit a customer on fire..?
<4> B-U-L-L--S-H-I-T !!!
<4> I gotta call BS on that one
<5> Airduster
<5> u thger/
<5> there?
<5> !oil
<6> Nymex Crude Oil: $69.97 Change: .09 Change%: .13% Time: 17:14
<6> Last Trade: $69.97 Change: +.47
<7> Id rather be in vegas...
<8> port: that darn pozn keeps going
<8> .q pozn
<9> POZN (pozen inc) last: 6.80 +0.50 7.35% (Vol: 3612670) Daily Range: (6.25-7.01) Yearly Range: (5.26 - 18.62)
<2> got a postcard on FEKY.pk
<2> not even fluff.
<2> no outrageous targets.
<2> just a recent price of .04
<2> the PR people are just introducing themselves
<10> i wonder how that works
<10> !q feky.pk
<6> FEKY.PK (FACEKEY CORP) - 2:53pm: .04 Change(0.00) / Opened(0.04) Lastclose(0.04) / Range: Daily(0.04 - 0.04) Yearly(0.065 - 0.61) / Volume(55918)
<2> didn't make it to lowe's or home depot.
<2> when I was younger, the phrase, "my wife won't let me go to *those* kinds of places" referred to places other than Lowes, CompUSA, and car dealerships.
<7> Anyone know of a cheeper shipping service then 500 to ship a sport motorcycle arcross the country?
<2> from where to where?
<7> say florida to nevada
<7> 250 would be nice
<2> you could fly out there and drive it back. That would be one heck of a road trip.
<7> well im trying to transport my bike when i travel
<2> ahhh
<7> so i have a way to get around
<2> for how long?
<7> cheepest i seen is 500 from cali to new york
<2> $500 will cover a lot of rental car.
<7> i guess your right
<2> or go there, buy a junker and drive it 'til your through with it. then sell it or donate it.
<2> just remember the new tax laws on vehicle donations.
<7> i feel you
<7> what are they
<2> you have get something in writing that the place you are donating the vehicle to will not resell it.
<2> and that they will use it for their own purposes.
<2> otherwise, you can only deduct what they get for it.
<2> so if you donated it this year and claimed blue book of say $2k
<7> so when you donate a vechile with a value of 1200 what decutable will you recive in taxes from the donated vechile...???
<2> as long as they USE the vehicle and don't resell the vehicle you get the 1200
<2> if they sell it for $50, you get to claim $50
<7> if they dont sell it then you recive no embursement?
<2> you just have to check around.
<2> There are places that will use the vehicles.
<7> im sure
<2> and they know they have the upper hand now.
<11> I would think you get your reciept for donating right away for the value of the vehicule
<7> well posession is 9ths of the law correct?
<7> 9 10ths
<2> yes, but the place that takes the donation apparently has to file something now.
<7> correct transfer of goods



<7> transfer of good or curency under any cecumstances is supposed to be recorded
<2> not sure of what happens in the background, just aware of the new law and that the IRS is cracking down big time
<4> Co2y: how are you getting to nevada?
<7> flying of course
<2> believe me--I have an 85 suburban I was going to donate.
<7> i was looking into buying a 2006 jeep cherokee there only 300 a mont to finance with a zero percent apr
<7> menaing all your money goes to your invetment
<7> however i think a sport bike at 100 a month might be more suitable for me
<2> there ya go, just wear a helmet
<11> you are right
<11> http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=152030,00.html
<9> Tiny URL: http://tinyurl.com/9x6r9 (URL by Helenbean)
<4> I did 1800 in 2 days on my bike...
<4> 1800+ miles
<7> crazy
<11> http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=131660,00.html
<9> Tiny URL: http://tinyurl.com/fejmr (URL by Helenbean)
<4> co2y: it kinda kicked my ***
<7> i would be so tired bikes are not for commutable travel
<7> if i owned a bike i would most likely not leave the county with it
<7> if necissary i would take the bus
<4> 2 days out of 3
<4> i meant
<4> what type of motorbike is it anyway?
<7> I dont own one yet it will either be a CBR or R1
<7> 2006
<7> Thoes 2 are the only style I like...
<12> ever rode before?
<4> buy it before you leave and then you can pick it up when you get to nv
<4> no sales tax that way
<7> really i like the idea...
<0> <3> a penny saved is one less **** i have to ****
<7> Its better then stirophone packaged lunches in a freezing cold field for months after months with smoke hick skinhead screaming at you in the face trying to convince you that death is important to him
<13> LOL
<7> But do people really always create their own problems...???
<13> yeah
<7> No they dont....
<13> its not a problem unless you deem it to be
<13> do you think a flat tire after crashing into a snowbank is a problem
<7> I guess
<13> wasnt to me
<13> just did what i had to do and went on
<7> how about life imprisoent
<7> is that a problem?
<13> shouldnt of shot that person then.
<7> When you turn to god there is not telling the end of possibilitys...
<13> prison isnt the end of the world.
<7> Well if your in their for life with no raw cookie dough...???
<13> you have 203847230832 time to learn stuff, like remote viewing, astral projection, you could break out in spirit but stay there in physical heh
<13> thats what i'd be doing if i went to prison
<7> so go then its easy
<2> and not dropping the soap.
<7> jollyrancers and the microwave
<13> cyberyak sometimes they cut a prisoners buttcheeks so they cant sit down on them, hehe
<2> and some people take powdered soap--takes much longer to pick up.
<7> i guess in prision your safe and supervied you get to make friends with the police
<2> I don't know. I don't plan on doing anything that would get me sent to prison.
<7> you might end up ****ing alot of **** tho
<7> for a guy its not cool to **** black niggers **** 5 times a week
<4> It's good to think about this stuff before a crime spree imo
<13> hah
<13> why get caught
<2> What's that line from office space?
<13> dont get caught or die doing it.
<13> son of ***?
<13> err
<2> the prison line.
<13> oh
<13> do they have ...... visits in prison?
<13> or whatever
<2> Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE *** prison.
<2> Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!
<13> lol
<2> that was the exchange I was thinking of.


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