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<0> evening
<0> ?
<1> Hello!
<2> hello
<3> Does anyone know of any good/great training cl***es for SQL (SQL Server) in or around Dallas, TX?
<4> barnes & noble
<4> get a good book or two
<4> you read the pages in order for training
<4> from 1 to X
<2> but page x is before page 1!
<4> no it isn't
<4> they just glued your book wrong
<4> 1 to X variable
<4> not the preface
<0> Darken| : you haven't actually paid attention while read a book for some time, ahve you?
<2> i was being a smart*** :P
<4> GuntherX please read previous
<0> i - x occurs before 1
<4> you can not insult me
<4> I am god
<4> :o
<4> yes GuntherX and that was previous mentioned
<0> of course i can insult you, ****face
<4> you silly british..
<4> no you can't
<0> god or otherwise
<4> i don't mind a good face **** now and again
<4> i don't see that as much of an insult
<4> going to call me a mother ****er next? hehe
<0> nope
<3> hehe
<3> That was my next question
<3> Which books are good?
<4> sql for smarties in general is good
<3> The company I work for wants to send me to a training cl*** on it, and get me a few books.
<0> Vension : sql for dummies
<4> and msdn is great for sql server
<4> want training go to a local college
<4> most train for oracle though
<5> the practical SQL handbook ISBN 0-201-44787-8
<5> written and updated for 10+ years by former sybase designers
<3> :)
<3> Thanks for the help everyone
<5> in '96 I called jeremy allaire and asked him to recommend an SQL book and this was it.
<6> and sybase has really been popular and great over the years ;)
<5> indeed it has for true industrial applications...
<5> ...and lest you forget SQL server codebase was bought by microsoft from sybase
<6> yeah and thats a wonderful pile of crap now isnt it
<5> hehe, sybase is hands down the fastest db sever on the market... oracle is the slowest and clunkiest...anyone that worked with all 3 knows this
<5> right jarret?
<2> it's gross to think about the companies that still use antique db engines though
<6> yes when i think db performance and scalability.. i really think sybase :P
<3> Let me ask a question that might very well get me kicked/banned.. What is wrong with MySQL?
<3> I only ask out of lack of knowledge. :)
<5> it's not a true relational database, it's a flat file database that 'looks' like its relational because you can use SQL
<5> it's fine for log analysis and rudimentary stuff, but its really not a real world db
<2> it's like going to a fancy cheese tasting party and asking what's so bad about velveeta
<5> ..heh, or cheeze whiz
<2> aka salty plastic
<5> hey frenchie! wots da mattah with mah cheeze whiz, I like it better than this fromage ala whatever it is crap
<3> hehe
<7> rofl
<7> jizz mizz
<8> this concerns sql server 2005
<8> getting xml from the server......has that changed since sql server 2000?
<8> do we still use FOR XML ?
<8> for xml explicit or somethign like that?
<8> no right
<9> i'm sleepy
<8> very good
<10> i'm baked
<8> very good
<11> can sql do a database like MS Access
<12> Is this the right chan to be asking about PL/SQL ?
<13> Does anyone know how to fix problems with mysql table files constantly dying on heavy load?
<14> can you select against a current transaction
<14> or
<14> against locked rows
<15> hi, guys using msde. http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=496.
<15> I need MatchesWon and MatchesLost var delared, and i need them to work in the select group by statement
<16> does the order of columns specified in the GROUP BY clause is important?
<17> no
<18> Anyone know if there are SQL 2005 Drivers available for Visio 2003?
<19> can't you just connect to sql 2005 from visio 2003 through oledb?
<19> i mean ole
<18> d2d_w0rk: yeah, you can, but I'd rather have the correct driver so the datatypes are returned correctly.
<1> Good morning everyone
<20> good morning MichaelM
<21> What is the datatype in mssql similar to Double?
<5> float
<21> thanks
<22> bastard ****ing power cut
<6> wheres your UPS and generator?
<22> power cut at my house - ups is in storage (g/f said it was taking up too much room)
<23> sue her!
<22> whole block out
<23> power outages are so 20th century
<24> I have not been able to find a striaght answer on this anywhere ... in MS SQL 2000 is 'YYYY-MM-DD' the native datetime format no matter what the collation is?
<22> no
<24> Is there a native format that will work for all collation types for datetime?
<22> now you`ve found it
<22> no
<22> er
<22> actually, yes
<23> iso-8601 should
<22> indeed
<22> the very answer i was getting to
<22> biab - pizza
<23> mmmm pizza
<24> is the format above not iso-8601 .
<24> YYYY-MM-DDThh:mm:ss
<19> why do we have to have so many datetime formats!
<6> because the UK idiots arent happy with mm/dd/rrrr
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