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<0> rmah: a doctor's office decided to develop an emr hired a software developer and started from there, and they've just sorta hodge-podged together a network
<1> and the AC in the Datacenter wasnt on generator backup
<2> what company is this?
<1> its been a fun year of spending money to clean up problems
<0> heh, we'll just say joe company
<1> but thats what happens when the cto and head admin are idiots
<0> well that's what i have to do now
<2> let's not. let's name names
<1> fire them, gimme their budget.. things get done =)
<0> heh, if they'd pay me better i might work more than 40hrs a week
<0> speaking of
<2> no you wouldn't
<1> maybe if you worked more, and better they would pay you more
<0> bbiab, heading home
<2> rjarett++
<1> i put in my time
<0> rmah: averaged 70hrs+ week on my last job
<1> 40% raise after 4 months
<1> and just got another 9%
<0> anywho, bbiab
<3> hmm.. I need some tips on how to find the bottleneck on this MSSQL server. 4 CPUs average no more than 25% utilization on any hour. Disk read/write queue is <2/disk, there seems to be little lock wait time... any good questions to ask?
<1> Inge the mssql is the bottleneck :P
<2> maybe your queries ****
<2> someone had to say it
<3> rmah: hehe. not mine. but they did **** - they used server-side cursors on their J2EE app...
<3> rmah: they seem pretty sensible for the most part now
<2> what's wrong with cursors? I like cursors, dammit
<4> bleh, sForce is an annoying beast to program against.
<3> rmah: cursors are fine. it's the round-trips that will kill you
<2> then you need to lower the latency on the network
<3> hehe
<3> that's like getting faster disks because of too much swapping :P
<2> I'd like faster disks
<3> sure
<5> 20,000 rpmz
<3> hmm.. They hsould just get more gigs of ram here :) they have disk queue averages of around 1.1/disk
<3> (peak)
<3> uh..average for the peak hour :D
<6> inge gigabytes
<6> "gigs" is ambiguous
<5> what did the doc say
<3> "gigs of ram"? ambiguous how? or don't I want to know?
<5> gigamegabytes?
<6> ambiguous in gigs is just a prefix notation
<6> to mean 1,000,000,000
<6> no
<6> giga pepsis quant
<6> gigatelephone
<6> you see the problem here inge?
<6> specify you mean gigabytes
<6> not bits, hertz, cokes, cars, planes
<6> etc
<3> heh
<3> I am pretty confident that for anyone following my ramblings, it would be taken in context, Gigs of RAM seldom being available as gigacokes of RAM
<7> You know one thing that will really make a woman mad?
<7> Just run up and kick her in the butt. ( P.S. this also works with men.)
<8> you are a nut
<3> I am still open for suggestions for places to look to find the current bottleneck of this DB. I will be looking into Locking issues soon. don't have enough data
<7> Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
<7> http://images.google.at/images?q=ztod&filter=0
<7> wtf????
<0> oi vey, home
<0> wee
<0> this place sheds it people like water
<8> wtf is the matter with you ztod
<0> they go and get better jobs
<9> actually i use the term gigacokes quite frequently, it confused me
<3> phargle: but seldom in the context of gigacokes of RAM
<9> i gotta go smoke a gigajoint realy quit
<9> Inge: ah, true that
<3> we all know the problems of ambiguity in this business...
<10> can anyone help me, im trying to build a dating type site like face-pic.com and I want to make sure I'm doing the right thing. I'm learning mySQL at the moment, na dI think I have to use it with PHP as well. Are there any pointers anyone could give me, and what gui would be best to use?
<3> Special-T: you could start by reading the topic
<10> ok could u suggest a channel where i can ask that question please?
<3> #php ?
<3> #dating-sites ?
<10> thx
<10> since no-one's really talking in here, can i just ask how long u think it will take to learn SQL and PHP enough to be able to make a good dating site?
<7> CoJoNEsX: ?
<7> why are you asking
<3> you gotta be joking, Special-T
<3> there is no way you can get a useful answer to a question like that
<10> im not, im new to this game
<7> Special-T: exactly 81 days
<10> i make music, never done programming before
<7> s/81/243
<10> do u think im clever enough to learn it?
<4> No
<10> :)
<4> If you have to ask a channel on IRC if you are, then obviously you are not.
<10> not necessarily
<4> Fraid so
<4> You expect someone in here to be able to tell you how long it might take you to learn programming enough to design and deploy a solution?
<10> just an estimate
<4> Somewhere between 15 minutes and 800 years.
<4> That's about as good as you're going to get.
<4> I've never touched a guitar before. How long do you think it would take me to get a platinum record deal through Virgin Records?
<10> i have some sripts which i can use as starting points, but im mainly learning how to write the code so i can edit those pre-made scripts to my liking
<10> u dont need to play guitar to get a record deal, u dont even need to sing
<10> just as long as u have a ***y figure with big breasts ur alrite
<11> bleh ... .net reflection is a bitch ...
<8> Halo_Four has big thingies
<11> Type t = Type.GetType('Namespace.Cl***Name'); ... returns null ... but ... Namespace.Cl***Name c = new Cl***name(); Type t = c.GetType(); ... t.Name is the EXACT SAME THING as 'Namespace.Cl***Name' ...
<12> interesting, a rootkit can hide items from the win32api but yet in safe mode some how the items are exposed
<12> i need to learn more about how safe mode really works behind the scenes
<11> heh
<4> Safemode likely isn't loading the rootkit's driver.
<4> Man, nothing ****s worse than an SQL interface that has no concepts of joins.
<3> any thoughts on what is a reasonable value for "lock waits/sec" ?
<13> What would be the best database to use for Keeping and searching employee information?
<3> mxneo: any database should do that nicely
<3> mxneo: access should do that nicely for 99% of the companies in this world
<13> ok thanks
<13> can a trial version of access be d/l from microsoft?
<3> not that I know of. but you could get a trial version of Microsoft SQL Server good for 180 days
<9> Halo_Four: virign signed blue man group so you've prolly got a good chance
<13> 10-4,
<12> Halo_Four i found that bastage
<12> WinFixer driver
<7> finally at home
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